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she has 4 kids because she's so hot
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What's the issue here? Wrap your dick up and stab her in the ovaries.

Fuck that dinner and movie shit though.
Invite her over and get up in her belly. Repeat for as long as she'll tolerate it.
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Glub wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:22 pm What's the issue here? Wrap your dick up and stab her in the ovaries.

Fuck that dinner and movie shit though.
Invite her over and get up in her belly. Repeat for as long as she'll tolerate it.
:lol: or this

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i know i should still try and just bone but i might really just leave this chick alone. as fatbus said the 4 kids thing is nuts. and ive been to her house they are all hyper as shit. i havent talked to her today and i dont think i will anymore. i feel like im going behind my friends back and i just cant do that, even for hot ass girl pussy. fuck it. single forever
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ghost boner wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:14 pm i know i should still try and just bone but i might really just leave this chick alone. as fatbus said the 4 kids thing is nuts. and ive been to her house they are all hyper as shit. i havent talked to her today and i dont think i will anymore. i feel like im going behind my friends back and i just cant do that, even for hot ass girl pussy. fuck it. single forever
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On the other hand that is very sound advice...
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oh wow what a story unfolding before us. initially I was like "vernon shouldn't post that here - it's just a straight up brag" but then your update post made it sound like she was using you to get to your friend, and then I was like "oh, he's in the clear because he bragged and NOW he is being humbled". but she still wants to hang out with you. if you end up fucking this chick (which you totally should), you probably shouldn't post about it in here. but then again she's probably going to manage to get pregnant no matter how hard to try to prevent it, so there's still a path towards humility. carry on, I guess.
ghost boner wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:56 amalso, work shy?
I think that asshole was calling you lazy.
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137 guests rooting for vern
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Ross - to be honest I thought a humblebrag was just a normal brag haha. Guess I didnt factor in the first word. Like the idiot I am. Oh and shit goes down between us I am absolutely posting it here. Fuck you and your rules! Also that's what I was saying about being lazy? Does this guy know that putting up fence in the middle of the desert in august requires quite the amount of work. Not even counting the 18 pack I put down the night before?

Kev- wtf!!! How are there this many guests???
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Update: been talking to her all day. She just asked about if I've talked to friend (assuming about her and I talking to each other) I said no I havent seen him today, which is true, and I'm all bummed like dammit she did just want talk about dude. Then she said shes bummed I didnt tell her he wasnt home cause she would've come over with her homegirl. Then I remembered she wanted me to talk to him about her and I talking to each other and how I'm not trying to go behind his back. I dunno. Seems cool to me so far. Totally gonna try and get shits done. Sorry I took over this thread. Just thought you guys would like ups on this sitch
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ghost boner wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:37 pmKev- wtf!!! How are there this many guests???
I'm clocking BING-BOT. gtfo!!!
ghost boner wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:37 pmFuck you and your rules!
you sound just like BING-BOT
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More like bing NOT
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hahaha

here's a real humblebrag from my stupid life for you:
I fucking hate it when I'm trying to write a grant proposal, researching a new field, and I have so many tabs open in chrome that the regular tab icons become smaller than the "pinned" tab icons
the bragging happens in the subtext. on the surface I'm complaining, but the implication is that I really just want to tell everyone that I am a very fancy/smart scientist with so many tabs.

one terrible one that fell SO flat recently was a full-of-himself prof tweeting something like "me when I try to take care of all the new emails in my inbox" and then there was a gif of some cat-whack-a-mole thing where the cats keep popping up. so he's whining about this task that's annoying to him, but the subtext is that he wants everyone to know how many emails he gets. (it's one of the only tweets from this guy that nobody "like"d.) the more pathetic the "brag" part (who cares if you get emails, dude), the more satisfying it is to accuse someone of sneakily bragging about it.

people complaining about traveling so much is another classic. or having too many friends, social engagements, etc.

it's really not something one can do intentionally, which is why you're slightly better than bing bot and also why this thread was always doomed. also the guy who coined the term killed himself.
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I think that last sentence made me happier than anything in a very long time
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also, what I did in my above post is - in the vernacular - known as vernsplaining
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this season of the board has some decent moments
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I agree! Thanks for helping mr boa

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Welp. Humbled to shit. I wish I was gay
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sorry man :rhug:
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I finally tried out a tube screamer and now i understand the hype. playing skill +1 due to tone.
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ghost boner wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:27 pm Update: been talking to her all day. She just asked about if I've talked to friend (assuming about her and I talking to each other) I said no I havent seen him today, which is true, and I'm all bummed like dammit she did just want talk about dude. Then she said shes bummed I didnt tell her he wasnt home cause she would've come over with her homegirl. Then I remembered she wanted me to talk to him about her and I talking to each other and how I'm not trying to go behind his back. I dunno. Seems cool to me so far. Totally gonna try and get shits done. Sorry I took over this thread. Just thought you guys would like ups on this sitch
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a world of no wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:45 am I finally tried out a tube screamer and now i understand the hype. playing skill +1 due to tone.
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cxwx wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:56 pm
a world of no wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:45 am I finally tried out a tube screamer and now i understand the hype. playing skill +1 due to tone.
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Sounds sick
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