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canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:43 pm

My daily facial skin care regimen just went from like two products to five

Fuck to living back in the intense nonstop sun
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do a skincare routine tutorial
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cool dudes like us
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Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:13 pm

FVBTVS wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:00 pm
do a skincare routine tutorial
I’m still learning! And my face looks the way it does, which is a shame
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Chad wrote:
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cool dudes like us
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:58 am
tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:54 pm

i first saw this thing on twitter without knowing what the brand was till the very end and i probably shouldve have posted that instead

fucking wow though
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Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:53 pm

It truly is much better when you dont know the brand. I laughed for a solid 5 minutes
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Sat Jun 29, 2019 4:47 pm

that rules :lol:
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What fucking unbelievable tasteless arrogance
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
FVBTVS wrote:
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tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:25 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH
FVBTVS wrote:
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:10 am

UGH

On a long drive home through a desert wasteland, I was just thinking something like, the existence of subway is just evidence we have no control over our lives
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
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FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:31 pm
What fucking unbelievable tasteless arrogance
It's so god damn good
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Chad wrote:
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If you aren't familiar with the "Major Tom", it's because it's a thing I (hopefully) came up with. It's a form of "auto-erotic asphyxiation" by using gravity.
Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment. I, however, am not a professional despite creating the technique. You see, by hyperventilating and jumping up, you are literally cutting your brain off from oxygen. No oxygen = no consciousness.
When I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.
Before I could even pick myself up off the ground, my mom rushed into my room to see if I was okay. She heard my re-entry. This part is called "Disappointing your mother."
You can just imagine the scene she walked into.
She stared at me with a mix of disgust, anger, and again, disappointment. I stared back with what I thought was confidence like I was Buzz Aldrin and just got back from the moon. But thinking back on it, it was probably embarrassment while I was desperately trying to put my space plane back in the hangar while getting on my feet as quickly as possible, and due to the fact, she's never caught me before. (At least not to my knowledge.)
She ended up closing the door and stomping her way back to the living room, presumably to watch more Judge Judy, and to take her mind off of what she just fucking witnessed; or consider disowning me. I cleaned myself up, taking off my spacesuit and putting civilian clothing on. Somehow none of the rocket fuel managed to get in the carpet, just my clothes, and I managed to not even injure myself in the crash
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Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:08 am

good.

L.A. ICE CREAM TRUCK CHARGING 'INFLUENCERS' DOUBLE IF THEY ASK FOR FREE CONE
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From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:14 am

Going from working at home to working not at my home means I need to buy a second car and fuck I hate this process. I want to do a plug-in electric, but because I got my new job after we signed the lease for the house, I'm driving too far to make that work. So not only do I have to buy a car now, I might end up buying yet another car in like a fucking year and get to go through this horseshit again. The only upshot is that I now have a tight list of needs in a new car:

1. Apple CarPlay
2. Seat belts, if possible
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Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:20 am

I got a new job a month ago... They have 4 charging stations for their employees... I have never worked at a place that treats their employees like gold... It's very odd...
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Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:24 pm

my coworker got a decent used car from... shift.com and it didn't take 6 hours at dealership hell.
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs
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Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:25 pm

I got a used car from a dealer a year ago, and the other day the seatbelt popped out of the seat where it's supposed to be anchored/bolted in; it was never bolted in this whole time! there was a fake, wrong size bolt.
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs
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Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:50 pm

So in the interim I found a good deal on a car from Hertz, but our house rental fell through so I’ve got that to deal with now, v. v. cool and good, moving companies love dealing with changes of address and never fuck up
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Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:32 pm

So that asshole from tau cross is a holocaust denier?

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kevin hash wrote:
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So that asshole from tau cross is a holocaust denier?

Sweet lord amebix.
Link me bro
FVBTVS wrote:
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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