Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious

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Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious

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I've genuinely had a bounce in my step today and have nothing to attribute it to but this. I hope someone molotovs his van while he's sleeping in it hahahahahaha
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:moreawesome:

fuck that guy

didn't he inherit a house from his parents or whatever? or was he just waiting for them to die. anyway, curious what happened between him living with parents and now.
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He probably scammed his parents out of their money when they bought some brutal death metal CDs from him.
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Could you imagine, in 2019, paying bills and buying food with Death Metal cds as your main form of income? We're in a recession, the Death Metal cd market will bounce, i swear!
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nearly forgot about the existence of this person
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Didn’t he grope some girl while she was passed out then brag about it?
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i'm pretty sure he posted the pictures here
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Did the IRS finally get him on back taxes?
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zombiehead wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:00 pm i'm pretty sure he posted the pictures here
Yeah or it was his ex girlfriends tits or something like that.

What was the whole Embalmer hat fiasco again? I remember their bass player who used to post here wanting to murder him.
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<--- my avatar is wearing an embalmer hat ha

Basically, John and Embalmer had a deal to make the album but not merch and he wasn't paying them for merch. He claims he was recouping costs for the album by selling merch. Something along those lines. Its been 15 years.
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I remember him being a human shield when that idiot Don was trying to beat up that really obnoxious kid who thought he had the best taste in everything (A Minor Extinction ) can’t remember his other user name.
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here's the gofundme if anyone wants to ramp up the schadenfreude:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/g5xgsh-help- ... n-his-feet

I shouldn't have underestimate his power to make me feel miserable: in looking that up, I realized how many people named "john dwyer" are in terrible need of help right now via one shitty circumstance or another.
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Are people still interested in other humans going over the falls in a whisky barrel? Business opportunity?
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I would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall of his van when he had to make the tough choice: brutal death metal merch or food.
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I don't know if I ever realized he did things wrong besides spam here. Is there a quick version of the story of his evil, or is it like millions of tiny little things?
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this FB post is about a bad thing, and if you read the comments you will learn many more bad things. the comments are a bit confusing to interpret because I think dwyer was initially commenting there, but those comments have since vanished.

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Hah! One of the problems with internet terms is there often aren't many synonyms for them, so it's very hard to not use the same word many times inside a single sentence. I'm sure someone has probably invented a term to describe that phenomenon, of course.
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i'm pretty sure my copy is the Pathos one, i'm not proud of that
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after all the shit he's pulled on others, this is fucking ace.he should just drive that van up to Niagara Falls one last time.
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A crazy homeless man with two smooth jazz cassette tapes in his shoes is richer than that fucking starch-golem
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wait

where are his CDs now
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Probably in the storage unit he's living in
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