these are all good, but some of them... no emoticon is effusive enoughEight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Wed Sep 25, 2019 9:43 pm What else could we have...
-Gamer President
-MMA President
-Fandoms President
-Foodie President
-Bus Driver president
-Robot Legs President
-Black guy but he claims Moorish religious/cultural/national identity president
-We already had Nixon but a Real Quaker President
-Death Metal President
-Witness Protection President (One guy talks, but everything he says is written by the real guy, whose identity and location are never disclosed because he's protected by FBI from mafia/yakuza)
-Guy who you notice only had opinions that are quoted from South Park President
-Tool Fan President
-Cult Movie Bit Part No Other Roles Fan Convention Circuit President
-President Autograph (Is a picture of Marilyn Monroe, signed by Marilyn Monroe. Not Marilyn Monroe. No decisions are made in the country for 4 years).
TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED!
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death metal president is obviously will rahmer
tool fan is chad
mma president is nick diaz
tool fan is chad
mma president is nick diaz
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Devin Nunes is the most contemptible cretin oozing around the floor of the house. Everything about him inspires instantaneous hatred. His voice, his face, his very existence.
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he sounds like hes talking about all the bitches on his dick
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trump has been on a tear
how did we get here?
how did we get here?
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The main competing theories are, according to leading cosmologists/natural philosophers:
1. ISIS/ISIL are to blame for everything in the new awful modern world. That's the turning point.
2. White house was built on Indian burial ground and now its a haunted house and we're all just a bunch of furniture getting jerked around by stupid ghosts
Fucking stupid ghosts punishing a little girl for the decisions made by a real estate company jfc
3. Evil is caused by phantom empire of Jews
4. Evil is caused by phantom empire of patriarchy
5. Evil is caused by phantom empire of SJW postmodern feminazi neomarxists
6. Evil is caused by phantom empire of Satan (support for this theory in rapid decline)
7. Nothing is actually wrong, because we're all connected together as little whispers inside the dream of a baby turtle in his egg
8. Same as above but everything is actually awful bc when the baby turtle hatches it'll be devoured by the lurking seagull of chaos
9. Umbrella Corporation
10. There was a drunken UN Christmas party in 2012 where all the world leaders said "Candyman" in the mirror five times
1. ISIS/ISIL are to blame for everything in the new awful modern world. That's the turning point.
2. White house was built on Indian burial ground and now its a haunted house and we're all just a bunch of furniture getting jerked around by stupid ghosts
Fucking stupid ghosts punishing a little girl for the decisions made by a real estate company jfc
3. Evil is caused by phantom empire of Jews
4. Evil is caused by phantom empire of patriarchy
5. Evil is caused by phantom empire of SJW postmodern feminazi neomarxists
6. Evil is caused by phantom empire of Satan (support for this theory in rapid decline)
7. Nothing is actually wrong, because we're all connected together as little whispers inside the dream of a baby turtle in his egg
8. Same as above but everything is actually awful bc when the baby turtle hatches it'll be devoured by the lurking seagull of chaos
9. Umbrella Corporation
10. There was a drunken UN Christmas party in 2012 where all the world leaders said "Candyman" in the mirror five times
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5-8 conspiring --> unstoppable
perfect application of a old ass joke
perfect application of a old ass joke
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Love that as late as this exact microsecond, credulous dipshits like the guy that created Dilbert are still peddling the 4D chess theory of the recent scandal
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That guy is fucking weird as shit.
I remember when I was a little kid I read some nonfiction book he wrote, which contained a totally bizarre explanation of some magic new age process by which he had increased his own IQ to become a genius. He would like, write "I am going to become way smarter" on a piece of paper 230 times every morning, and then it helped him join MENSA or some other thing.
I walked around in the woods wondering if I could harness this power to make an imaginary tiger attack the physical world around me. Talked it over with a friend and we both decided it was BS. Must've been 9 or 10 at the time.
I remember when I was a little kid I read some nonfiction book he wrote, which contained a totally bizarre explanation of some magic new age process by which he had increased his own IQ to become a genius. He would like, write "I am going to become way smarter" on a piece of paper 230 times every morning, and then it helped him join MENSA or some other thing.
I walked around in the woods wondering if I could harness this power to make an imaginary tiger attack the physical world around me. Talked it over with a friend and we both decided it was BS. Must've been 9 or 10 at the time.
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Wasn't his admiration for Trump something along the lines of, "Because I am intelligent, I recognize that Trump knows many secret persuasive techniques! Things only us clever men have discovered," or something along those lines?
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I vaguely remember that The Secret-sequel element of his book, but I also remember him predicting that cable internet was going to be a shitty disaster
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Jame you are a fucking god among men
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I really thought Dilbert guy was only ironically supporting Trump.
storm shadow wrote:This is what happens when people use the internet to get through adolescence, instead of drugs and heavy metal.
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Meanwhile Eugene Scalia was just appointed secretary of labor.
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He talked it about with Sam Harris...he doesn't support him per se, just recognized that Trump is a phenomenal used car salesman, and Americans would fall for his bullshit.spacehamster wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 3:22 am I really thought Dilbert guy was only ironically supporting Trump.
...but then also portrayed him not as a swindler, but more of a genius.
It's absolutely not worth your time.
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From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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man...I really hope this dude is just punking those dipshits, like a carved swastika in nazi foreheads.
Should have made a Trump branding, instead of just a removable tattoo.
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From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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I think Wallace failed to mention that joe and Vicky are also frequent Fox News contributors.
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GotchaNecrophilic Mallard wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:57 pm Sam Harris
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It's absolutely not worth your time.
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I may be rather obvious now but let’s roll the clocks back a few months:
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Giuliani incriminating the state department on national TV. This guy has to be in some kind of sleeper cell.