Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
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We played Hero Kids for one level. No idea what I'm doing as DM, but smoeone has to do it.
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featherboa wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:08 pm We played Hero Kids for one level. No idea what I'm doing as DM, but smoeone has to do it.
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So, if you're about to deal a lot of damage with a massive amount of six sided dice, would you say you're issuing a cease and d6?
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
at age 39 i have found myself in more games than at any previous time in my life
not sure if good or bad at midlife
not sure if good or bad at midlife
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons
Asthmatic Berserker
Armour Class: 7 [12]
HD: 1+1
Move: 120' (40')
Sword +2 to hit, 1d6 damage
Save: 14 [+6]
Morale: 12 when raging, 8 when asthmatic
Special: Asthmatic rage
Asthmatic Berserkers can fly into a rage. While raging, they get +2 to hit and do +2 damage. However, they can only rage for 1d4+1 turns, after which they stagger around wheezing for five rounds. While they are staggering around wheezing, they get -2 to hit, -2 to damage, and move at half speed.
These could be reskinned as deeply flawed clockwork warriors who periodically grind gears and shoot out springs, or civilian victims of some rage curse.
Variant - Juicers: The rage lasts up to 10 turns, but can be ended prematurely if someone severs or unplugs the tubes that pump psycho-juice from their backpack into their skulls.
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from my notes
Npc asking for the pcs to pee in his bucket
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that is supposed to be the grave of a frost giant named Kelvin, lol.
I just traded some bike parts for a D&D board game Temple of the Mad Mage which I understand is based on 5e. I haven't played forgotten realms (outside of a video game) in a looooong time, haven't played since 2e. Will report back.
I just traded some bike parts for a D&D board game Temple of the Mad Mage which I understand is based on 5e. I haven't played forgotten realms (outside of a video game) in a looooong time, haven't played since 2e. Will report back.
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yes!!Geeheeb wrote: ↑Mon Jul 01, 2019 6:57 pm that is supposed to be the grave of a frost giant named Kelvin, lol.
I just traded some bike parts for a D&D board game Temple of the Mad Mage which I understand is based on 5e. I haven't played forgotten realms (outside of a video game) in a looooong time, haven't played since 2e. Will report back.
i'd never looked at this book before. the forgotten realms atlas!
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I never owned a copy but I did borrow a buddies back in middle school. He was a great DM. He was a year older and by the time I was 13 he was trying to get a girlfriend so I had to settle for CRPGs after that.
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its hilarious dont get shook by those emoji
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i just don't fully grasp the reference!
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i want a stranger things gif with our heads on the kids while they play d&d
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