Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

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We played Hero Kids for one level. No idea what I'm doing as DM, but smoeone has to do it.

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featherboa wrote: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:08 pm We played Hero Kids for one level. No idea what I'm doing as DM, but smoeone has to do it.

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FVBTVS wrote: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:14 pm good job! ps i only highlight your idiotic posts :betternotstartanyshit:
You got dedication though, I'll give you that. I bet you really do suck a passionate cock. PM me if you wanna take this up to the next level
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So, if you're about to deal a lot of damage with a massive amount of six sided dice, would you say you're issuing a cease and d6?
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at age 39 i have found myself in more games than at any previous time in my life

not sure if good or bad at midlife
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copstache wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:19 pm at age 39 i have found myself in more games than at any previous time in my life

not sure if good or bad at midlife
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Asthmatic Berserker
Armour Class: 7 [12]
HD: 1+1
Move: 120' (40')
Sword +2 to hit, 1d6 damage
Save: 14 [+6]
Morale: 12 when raging, 8 when asthmatic
Special: Asthmatic rage

Asthmatic Berserkers can fly into a rage. While raging, they get +2 to hit and do +2 damage. However, they can only rage for 1d4+1 turns, after which they stagger around wheezing for five rounds. While they are staggering around wheezing, they get -2 to hit, -2 to damage, and move at half speed.

These could be reskinned as deeply flawed clockwork warriors who periodically grind gears and shoot out springs, or civilian victims of some rage curse.

Variant - Juicers: The rage lasts up to 10 turns, but can be ended prematurely if someone severs or unplugs the tubes that pump psycho-juice from their backpack into their skulls.
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from my notes
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that is supposed to be the grave of a frost giant named Kelvin, lol.

I just traded some bike parts for a D&D board game Temple of the Mad Mage which I understand is based on 5e. I haven't played forgotten realms (outside of a video game) in a looooong time, haven't played since 2e. Will report back.
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Geeheeb wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 6:57 pm that is supposed to be the grave of a frost giant named Kelvin, lol.

I just traded some bike parts for a D&D board game Temple of the Mad Mage which I understand is based on 5e. I haven't played forgotten realms (outside of a video game) in a looooong time, haven't played since 2e. Will report back.
yes!!

i'd never looked at this book before. the forgotten realms atlas!
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I never owned a copy but I did borrow a buddies back in middle school. He was a great DM. He was a year older and by the time I was 13 he was trying to get a girlfriend so I had to settle for CRPGs after that.
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its hilarious dont get shook by those emoji
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i just don't fully grasp the reference!
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FVBTVS wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pmfrom enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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i want a stranger things gif with our heads on the kids while they play d&d
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