James answers your coronavirus questions thread

[The Bill]

This all reminds be of that time that Parasite mistook Solomon Grundy for Superman.

[Eight Bit Alien]

holy shit he's such a grundy

[Necrometer]

BORIS JOHNSON, THE THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN SPIDERS GET THEIR WISH, IN CRITICAL CONDITION

I'm watching Verotika right now

is this a Verotika reference

[Eight Bit Alien]

No unfortunately I still haven't watched Verotika. I guess I just have a lot in common with GD spiritually

i hope you enjoy the film

[Necrometer]

I wish I had enjoyed it

glad to have seen it, but... fuck

[Necrometer]

this guy just resigned as navy secretary over his covid gaffe

I'm presuming that now he'll just start doing improv with upright citizen's brigade and hope nobody notices

[cxwx]

https://news.yahoo.com/robin-vos-wiscon ... 21587.html

[hipster holocaust]

If I have to see another church or hasidic spite-gathering of the juggalos I'm turning into the unibomber (or Chad)

https://nypost.com/2020/04/07/park-goer ... istancing/

Literally one of the only times in my life where I wished cops would start cracking open skulls while giggling maniacally

[Eight Bit Alien]

[MeatGrease]

If I have to see another church or hasidic spite-gathering of the juggalos I'm turning into the unibomber (or Chad)


Literally one of the only times in my life where I wished cops would start cracking open skulls while giggling maniacally

No liberals in a pandemic

Values that must be discarded by necessity are merely hypocrisies in easy times

[hipster holocaust]

That would be relevant if I ever liked any of those types referenced in that post. Nice try though.

[Eight Bit Alien]

your pathetic value system is NOTHING compared to the fantasy world I discovered on the internet bwaahahahahha

behold the power of wikipedia and tremble in fear

[hipster holocaust]

Meat Grease is Boris Johnson's dick's icu fever dream

[Eight Bit Alien]

[MeatGrease]

your pathetic value system is NOTHING compared to the fantasy world I discovered on the internet bwaahahahahha

behold the power of wikipedia and tremble in fear

Actually it's comfortable middle class white people like yourself that have been living in a fantasy world, one that they will soon be forced to wake up from.

[Eight Bit Alien]

your pathetic value system is NOTHING compared to the fantasy world I discovered on the internet bwaahahahahha

behold the power of wikipedia and tremble in fear

Actually it's comfortable middle class white people like yourself that have been living in a fantasy world, one that they will soon be forced to wake up from.

No YOU have been living in a fantasy world one that you will soon be forced to wake up from.

[Glub]

your pathetic value system is NOTHING compared to the fantasy world I discovered on the internet bwaahahahahha

behold the power of wikipedia and tremble in fear

Actually it's comfortable middle class white people like yourself that have been living in a fantasy world, one that they will soon be forced to wake up from.

A word of advice; starting out any statement with "actually" makes you sound like an insufferable cunt, regardless of what follows. Granted, what follows, in your case, always makes you sound like an insufferable, humorless, charmless cunt anyhow.

I like how meat thinks that, in some post-apocalyptic fantasyland, he's going to be anything other than laughed at.

Whether you're in Berlin in 1914 or Baltimore in 2059, as long as you're a meatgrease, you're always going to be a certified fucking loser.
Now get back to work on your little manifesto.

[MeatGrease]

No YOU have been living in a fantasy world one that you will soon be forced to wake up from.

Look man I get it- you're shitting yourself scared right now. You don't understand what's going on. You can't separate fact from nonsense, that's apparent from the shit you've been posting (among others). For the first time in your life the moral paradigm you took for granted as consensus reality has been revealed for what it is: nothing but ridiculous lies piled atop one another, too expensive to maintain in a time of real crisis. We couldn't stop infected chinese from coming here, because, it was "racist". I don't think there's going to be any more room for that very soon, the bankers are losing too much money now

[Eight Bit Alien]

NO YOU'RE shitting yourself scared right now and I AM the one who doesn't think there's any more room for that very soon.

[Glub]

No YOU have been living in a fantasy world one that you will soon be forced to wake up from.

Look man I get it- you're shitting yourself scared right now. You don't understand what's going on. You can't separate fact from nonsense, that's apparent from the shit you've been posting (among others). For the first time in your life the moral paradigm you took for granted as consensus reality has been revealed for what it is: nothing but ridiculous lies piled atop one another, too expensive to maintain in a time of real crisis. We couldn't stop infected chinese from coming here, because, it was "racist". I don't think there's going to be any more room for that very soon, the bankers are losing too much money now

I think his post was making fun of you.
You seem to have not gathered as such because you're, what's the technical term again, oh yes, a "fucking, humorless moron."

If you'd like for those of us with education/accomplishments/a sense of humor to translate/dumb down things for you, I'm sure someone would be kind enough to volunteer.

How's that little manifesto of yours coming along?
Find a publisher yet?

[Necrometer]

imagine being stupid enough to think that the might of prejudice is all it takes to stop a global pandemic

[hipster holocaust]

I like how meat thinks that, in some post-apocalyptic fantasyland, he's going to be anything other than laughed at.

I would say he'd be sacrificed by the warrior or priest, but then whatever god they're trying to appease would strike them all down.

[FVBTVS]

[FVBTVS]

[Eight Bit Alien]

Do you want a judge dredd? Because that's how you get a judge dredd in your family