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https://youtu.be/1Quj3eWw26A

Samuel Sederstein looking more like Ron Jeremy day by day debates battle tweeter for 45 minutes over not wearing a mask in Costco.
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that fucking rules

is there a story there, or is it just some random thing?
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A door to door salesman not wearing a mask attempted to engage me in conversation while I was doing yard work. I politely decline his invitation of insect control before he could saunter up my driveway and was still 6 feet away while resisting the urge to throw my hedge shears at him.
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article on side-effects of fast-tracked virus

~10% of people getting this vaccine at its highest dose had a severe reaction, here's one guy's account:
He remembers waiting, and being told that the reason he was waiting was because researchers were giving doses in ascending order, and he was to receive the high dose of the vaccine. But the injection was uneventful. If his eyes were closed, he said, he would not have felt it. He was given a paper log on which to write down any symptoms, a digital thermometer, and a small ruler to measure any reactions at the injection site.

He had arm pain the next day, “like being punched in the arm,” he said, and for a day he had trouble lifting his arm at the shoulder. But within days he was back to normal.

Haydon said he was slightly nervous before the second dose. He knew that second doses were given to increase the immune system’s response, and wondered if he might have more side effects. His arm became sore much more quickly this time. He got home from the clinic at about noon. At around 10 p.m., he started to get chills. He’s normally too hot at night, but he bundled up in sweats. His fingertips felt cold. He fell asleep, but woke up a few hours later with a raging fever.

At 1:30 a.m., his temperature was 103.2 degrees. At 3:45, it was 103 degrees. He was nauseous, and his muscles hurt.

The clinic where he was vaccinated had given him a 24-hour phone number to call, but he’d been reticent. His girlfriend, with whom he lives, called. They said to go to urgent care. It was a 10-minute drive. They arrived at 5 a.m.

The doctors met him in what looked like space suits. Even though he’d had a vaccine, he was also a potential Covid patient. They took him into an exam room, took a lot of blood, and gave him a nasal swab. He asked them to avoid his left arm, where he’d gotten the vaccine, but they ended up taking blood from both of his arms. His fever had already fallen to 99.8 degrees. They gave him Tylenol. The physician taking care of him offered to try to get him admitted to a neighboring hospital, but he decided to head home.

He and his girlfriend arrived home at 7 a.m., and he slept until noon. His temperature was 101.5. He got up to go to the bathroom, and became so nauseous he threw up. On his way back from the bathroom, he fainted. His girlfriend caught him and kept his head from hitting the floor.
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By 8AM, he had developed adult-onset autism. His GF administered 5ml wintergreen essential oil to his forehead. That student's name? Albert Einstein. His other name? Joe Rogan.
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By 12PM his fever had reached 104 degrees, and his autism was getting worse. By 1:30 PM, he was 79 years old. He was admitted to a nursing home, where he was met by staff wearing 19th century diving suits. The head nurse administered liquid nitrogen to his entire boner, and snapped his boner off like an icicle.

By 7:30 AM he received a call from President Barack Obama. The preparations were complete.

At 9:15 AM he was launched into low orbit by an antique catapult covered in NASCAR-styled corporate snack logos.
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I honestly think you should start writing short stories, James. I'm not basing this on the zany shit you come up with (some of it is hilarious, some of it comes across as a bit forced sometimes) itself, but it's obvious you're a very creative guy, and I think if you can channel it into something a bit less free-form, you might come up with something worth reading. (not that I don't enjoy your posts, the opposite is the case!)
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THE KILL wrote: Tue May 26, 2020 1:54 pmsomething a bit less free-form
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Yeah nah, James should write some crazy Scifi! But without non sequiturs...
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does anyone have good info on it being airborne?
my parents are trying to go to church next week. my mom seems to have been infected with those facebook brain worms everyone has. i never tell them what to. it'll be funny to be called a low-T cuck by my mother for the first time.
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https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/05/14/ ... -approval/
Some California churches to reopen May 31, with or without state approval
Bishop Bob Jackson of Acts Full Gospel Church is vowing to open his 4,000-seat sanctuary to worshipers on May 31, with or without the state government’s blessing.


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Reducing transmission of SARS-CoV-2,,,, Science 27 May 2020:

The World Health Organization (WHO) recommendations for social distancing of 6 ft and hand washing to reduce the spread of SARS-CoV-2 are based on studies of respiratory droplets carried out in the 1930s. These studies showed that large, ~100 μm droplets produced in coughs and sneezes quickly underwent gravitational settling (1). However, when these studies were conducted, the technology did not exist for detecting submicron aerosols. As a comparison, calculations predict that in still air, a 100-μm droplet will settle to the ground from 8 ft in 4.6 s whereas a 1-μm aerosol particle will take 12.4 hours (4). Measurements now show that intense coughs and sneezes that propel larger droplets more than 20 ft can also create thousands of aerosols that can travel even further (1). Increasing evidence for SARS-CoV-2 suggests the 6 ft WHO recommendation is likely not enough under many indoor conditions where aerosols can remain airborne for hours, accumulate over time, and follow air flows over distances further than 6 ft (5, 10)


...a good comparison is exhaled cigarette smoke, which also contains submicron particles and will likely follow comparable flows and dilution patterns. The distance from a smoker at which one smells cigarette smoke indicates the distance in those surroundings at which one could inhale infectious aerosols.
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The new data-rigging craze that's sweeping the nation, attributing covid deaths to nonspecific pneumonia!

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/coronaviru ... story.html

Or just "unclassified symptoms, signs, and abnormal findings," that cause of death we all love to use for totally valid purposes and just happened to spike for completely valid reasons in arch-conservative states

https://episphere.github.io/mortalitytr ... te=Florida
https://episphere.github.io/mortalitytr ... te=Arizona
https://episphere.github.io/mortalitytr ... tate=Texas

The states didn't (or can't) memory-hole the core of the data (dead people) in any meaningful way, so their master plan was to toss some of the numbers in a different category and hope people didn't check up on it. 21st century American evil is being faggy with Excel column headers. Pathetic.
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holy shit - this is news to me. thank you! yet another entry for the turns out reality is totally at odds with the Plandemic conspiracy files.

there are scientists who think that the public perception of scientists will improve once we're on the other side of this thing. unfortunately, all signs point to "no", for a panoply of reasons...
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