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Question: I POUR SOME BLEACH OVER THE TOILET BOWL SEAT AND BEFORE I CAN REMEMBER TO WIPE IT
AND CLEAN IT, I CAME BACK TO THE TOILET AND SAT ON IT AND MY PINIS GOT AFFECTED.
NOW IT LOOKED IT BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK
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Thank you. Hotel/casino surveillance cameras could not be more overrated. I have emphasized that for more than 20 years on the internet. I used to emphasize it all the time on the Unsolved Mysteries forum at sitcomsonline.com.
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Screamin' was a far better album from Deadguy. The most underrated album of the 90s was Imprint by VoD.
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Never played this (despite knowign a lot about it) and yet it still gives me chills.
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His body was discovered at 6:30 a.m. “Noel [the guard] sent me burnt food,” Epstein reportedly wrote in his suicide note. “Giants bugs crawling over my hands. No fun!!”
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FVBTVS wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:28 pm
His body was discovered at 6:30 a.m. “Noel [the guard] sent me burnt food,” Epstein reportedly wrote in his suicide note. “Giants bugs crawling over my hands. No fun!!”
this def reads like psychosis to me
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So you agree, I do not have a dick, nor was I born w one? Because I definitely do not have a dick since 1957. Apparently had one when I was the Jesus. Odd man OUT.
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I have a confession, always and fantasized that a nalgona and brunette woman if possible with big and watery big buttocks poop on my penis while I shove it up my ass, and you sit on my face with your ass sweating and feel that shale scent of butt and sweating ass, choking me with buttocks
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I probably should have never posted anything that Hitler did, because Hitler was a bad person and I know that.
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My grandpa told me about Elvis
My dad told me about the Beatles
Then I will tell my future sons about Dimebag and Vinnie
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Face book you closed my account because you said I was inpursanatng some one return all of my pictures to me and my contacts you closed my account when my father died could not let any loved ones know of his passing and you can close my account I don't need you any more [name redacted]
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But on smaller, more local scales, the universe appears lumpy and gnarled.
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This is way I love turmenater for two reasons the main theme and man agent masin good work who loves skynet?
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a business owner that does something that endangers the lives of its occupants and customers would be held liable and faces criminal negligent charges.
right? where all my esquires? i haven’t read a book since r.l. stein’s “deep trouble.” ok, just kidding about that but the kid did have every goosebumps book all the way up to “beast from the east.”
anyway, so how come dude gets a pass for opening the state. mad scientific motherfuckers like “nah don’t do this mann. cats gonna die.” but bigman was like “but the economy! we must get señor frogs reopened!”
desantis looks like if someone yoked out on mescaline at burning man tried to draw alec baldwin and sell it for ten bucks, but instead the drawing came to life and forced us to watch him bury us all slowly with a sandcastle shovel.
this whole thing was fucked from rip.
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FVBTVS wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2020 10:49 am
a business owner that does something that endangers the lives of its occupants and customers would be held liable and faces criminal negligent charges.
right? where all my esquires? i haven’t read a book since r.l. stein’s “deep trouble.” ok, just kidding about that but the kid did have every goosebumps book all the way up to “beast from the east.”
anyway, so how come dude gets a pass for opening the state. mad scientific motherfuckers like “nah don’t do this mann. cats gonna die.” but bigman was like “but the economy! we must get señor frogs reopened!”
desantis looks like if someone yoked out on mescaline at burning man tried to draw alec baldwin and sell it for ten bucks, but instead the drawing came to life and forced us to watch him bury us all slowly with a sandcastle shovel.
this whole thing was fucked from rip.


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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2020 8:36 amThis is way I love turmenater for two reasons the main theme and man agent masin good work who loves skynet?
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They said Maxwell has shown a skilled ability to hide. When FBI agents went to arrest Maxwell at a mansion in New Hampshire on July 3, instead of obeying the agent's order to open the door, Maxwell fled to another room and closed the door behind her, according to the court filing. After the FBI breached the door they found Maxwell inside and arrested her.
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The U.S. Army has a Twitch channel that it uses to fish for potential recruits. Last week, it came under fire for issuing bans to viewers who asked about war crimes. This week, a report by The Nation dug deeper, pointing out, among other things, that the channel had a habit of running fake controller giveaways that redirected viewers to a recruitment page. Following widespread scrutiny, Twitch says it’s forced the Army to stop.

According to The Nation, the giveaways—which took place “repeatedly” in chat—offered viewers a chance to win an Xbox Elite Series 2 controller. Clicking the associated link, however, would send viewers to a recruitment page “with no additional mention of a contest, odds, total number of winners, or when a drawing will occur.”
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Am I the only one who hasn't noticed the hole in the internet left by Peterson's absence until just now?
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You know, we always called each other gay fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a gay fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were gay fellas. Homos. But Jimmy and I could never be pozzed because we had neg blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was trans heroin addict. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent pozzed so they can trace all your antibodies back to patient zero. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you bareback. It also means you could fuck around with anybody bareback just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to poz. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being pozzed, it was like we were all being pozzed. We would now have one of our own as a member
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A long novel. Fun for me. I've seen it all... No boredom... I loved her
How sad story it is, l, m crying now while l write
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What kind of a Trumpian world do we live in?
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Brain experts who have studied these athletes say the symptoms most likely stem, at least in part, from years of enduring the notorious crashes, routine head banging, brain-rattling vibrations and strong gravitational acceleration forces that are common in their sports.

The athletes even have a name for the exhausted fog that even a routine run down the track can leave them in. They call it “sled head,” a term that troubles brain experts because they say it has normalized the classic symptoms associated with concussions and mild traumatic brain injuries familiar to football players and others who participate in high-impact sports.
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sign me up for some of that shred head 🎸🤟😈
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Necrometer wrote: Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:26 pm sign me up for some of that shred head 🎸🤟😈
Reese Witherspoon wasn't nominated for an Emmy. People are not okay.
almost posted this as well :lol: :tdown:
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