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He looks like one of William Hurt’s transformation phases in Altered States
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Corney spent the last two weeks just burning all the bridges! He pissed off Seth Rollins one of his prized pupils because he feels the timing of Becky lynch's pregnancy is stupid and could cost her millions and her spot in the company. And then he pissed off Jericho because he shit all over that wacky sports entertainment stadium match he had at double or nothing. It was just more hoaky bullshit that made everyone stop watching WWE! Corney is just great hes honest without a care in the world. Everyone appreciates your honesty till you are honest with them. Then you are an asshole.
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Dude. JC ripping on all-petite wrestling always makes me feel good.

His comments on Becky Lynch were a little meh. I think he wishes she would have just went out with an injury angle rather than a pregnancy announcement.

I just heard JR respond to him last night.
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Listening to Cornette talk to FTR got me kind of hyped to see their AEW debut, but only because of the punches they landed on that Bret hart attacker. Wish they'd put that incident over to the moon, best thing they ever did in my opinion
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postaddiction wrote: Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:19 pm Listening to Cornette talk to FTR got me kind of hyped to see their AEW debut, but only because of the punches they landed on that Bret hart attacker. Wish they'd put that incident over to the moon, best thing they ever did in my opinion
I wish FTR and Gallows and Anderson would take over AEW's tag team division and feud for 2 years straight. I would watch AEW every week if that was the case.
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cxwx wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:26 pm https://youtu.be/LQgIgRzsfi4
Dear lord! He’s even larger now. He better cool it before his muscles pop like a balloon.
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Can’t remember if this was posted here before, but worth a revisit regardless:

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Hacksaw was only good in mid south.

He was a fucking retard everywhere else.
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Is anyone still watching AEW?

I want to eat jordyne grace's big fat dumper.
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kevin hash wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:38 pm Is anyone still watching AEW?

I want to eat jordyne grace's big fat dumper.
Yeah, when I remember. I’ll see an episode but then miss one or two after. Audiences need to come back and the indie talents need to start listening to Jim Ross or Arn or anyone with real experience.

Once in a blue moon I’ll catch a part of RAW. Makes me miss all those times Cena or Roman were shoved own our throats. Scary how WWE is just dying. It’s not bad anymore. I wouldn’t even call it boring. It’s lifeless... a ghost. It might as well be an infomercial for an air fryer toaster. And I’ll say this out load, as well. Too much focus on the lady wrestlers. Guess what, they’re not that good, they’re not entertaining, and they aren’t hot enough.
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The Bill wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:18 pm

And I’ll say this out load,
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cxwx wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:49 am
The Bill wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:18 pm

And I’ll say this out load,
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Here’s a load that should never have been let out...



....I’ll give them credit. They went from lifeless to an early Scifi channel movie bootleg version of WCW 2000 that was edited for a PG rating.
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The Bill wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:42 am
cxwx wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:49 am
The Bill wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:18 pm

And I’ll say this out load,
:awesome:
Here’s a load that should never have been let out...



....I’ll give them credit. They went from lifeless to an early Scifi channel movie bootleg version of WCW 2000 that was edited for a PG rating.
What the fuck is this “enter the Kumite” bullshit? I think the video game Pit Fighter had more genuine menace. Shane looks like Patrick Duffy crossed with commander Chakotay.
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So shitty. I haven't watched RAW in so long. Vince needs to die....and fox needs to drop WWE.

time for it to die.
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Saw a clip of retribution chainsawing the ring ropes.

What a joke.
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RIP Kamala

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