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I first heard Radiohead at Newbury Comics in Cambridge. I was maybe 20, and I was browsing the racks and saw this album called OK Computer with a handwritten sign saying, “Such and such magazine called this the album of the year,” and I had never heard of it. I just bought it on a lark. I took it home and liked it, but it wasn’t until a few months later, when I was in college, and I had a lover who was absolutely obsessed with the record. We wound up lounging around and getting to know each other and having a lot of sex and listening to OK Computer over and over again. It was our relationship’s soundtrack, and it really got under my skin, and became the soundtrack to an era of my sexual awakening and my youth.

There was also something illicit about it because I was a real avant-garde non-mainstream music obsessive, and by that point, Radiohead seemed to belong to other people. So, there was something almost subversive about me snatching it back, and saying, “No, I’m allowed to have this band too, and I will shack up in my weird dorm room with my weird love, smoking my clove cigarettes and this music is allowed to belong to me.”

The songwriting is phenomenal, but the production embraces your soul. There’s a spectrum of songwriters, from the very literal to the extremely vague and metaphorical, and the lyrics of Radiohead straddle that spectrum so beautifully that the songs are almost a study in what is possible. I adore Thom Yorke’s ability to go from incredibly broad to the incredibly finite in two seconds. That’s something Leonard Cohen did beautifully, and as a lyricist, listening to Kid A, almost as an exercise, is really helpful — how those lyrics draw from a certain palette, and then all of a sudden, the palette becomes a frisbee thrown off a cliff.
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I'm literally sitting here crying and throwing up at this news. You are the bravest man I have ever seen. I named my first son Donald after you. If anything happened to you I don't know what I would do. Thank you for ending racism.
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Strippers lost their jobs during the pandemic. So, they got creative
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It may be concluded that all that is needed to turn a classical system into a quantum mechanical one, is to define energy as it is only done in quantum mechanics, that is, by diagonalising the evolution operator. After this, one has to postulate that the fastest moving parts of the system must be limited to their lowest energy states. Effectively, this amounts to slightly smearing the amplitudes in the time direction in order to account for limitations in our time resolution.
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Look, you live your life how you want, but I'll be over here drinking my water, exercising, meditating, reading 50 fiction books a year, tweeting, riding my bike, playing video games, loving my cats, going on adventures with my fiance, and making memories.

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WHERE THE FUCKING IS MORTICIAN? I BET IS HIS WIFE.
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I was diagnosed early. ADHD when I was 5, asbergers, ocd, tourretes when I was 11. So I've had a lot of doctors and meds growing up. Made it easy to coast through high school.
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Netflix is creating a problem by cancelling TV shows too soon
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Necrometer wrote: Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:44 pm
Netflix is creating a problem by cancelling TV shows too soon
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People need to start thinking
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Ethan, it's Maria Athens from Fox/ABC/CW/News Net National Alaska. Uh, I just learned through my g- my, eh, ah....Emmy-award winning journalism, you're also a pedophile and like little girls and children, and there's a website. I'm so fucking exposing you. I'm gonna get an Emmy. So you either turn yourself in, kill yourself, or do what you need to do. I will personally kill you and Mara Kimmel my god damn self, you Jewish piece of living fucking shit. You have met your match, motherfucker. You have met your motherfucking match. I can't believe- I am such a good person, and thought I loved you. I fucking hate- I don't even hate you. I will pray for your Zionist fucking ass, you piece of shit loser. And, I'm putting this on the news tonight. Bye! Have a great Friday, you motherfucker!
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i'm hit and miss with the concept of so called "destiny". However him joining Korn definitely was a destiny.
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The mother, father, and any living grandparents or female siblings all wait outside the bedroom door until the bride and groom have finished their consummation. The bride is to lie in bed on her back with her feet held in the air and pelvis tilted upward, awaiting the entrance of two members of the waiting party of her choosing. Once the two family members enter the room with the bride, the bride is then allowed to relax her pelvis and legs and the family members use a cup to collect the semen that was deposited in her. They then let it dry and harden for 3 hours while everyone has dinner together. After dinner is prepared and consumed, with everyone still gathered around the table, the mother brings the dried semen to the table and uses a stone to grind it up into a powder consistency. The powdered semen is then placed into a sort of urn that contains the powdered semen products of all the consummated marriages of the family.
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Everybody's out here worried about 1984 when they should really be worried about Infinite Jest.
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Ever wonder why Biden is back in his basement,until Thursday the democraps don't want him to answer any questions about his son'e computer.
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People who say things are impossible need to get out of the way of the people who are accomplishing them
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It's been 25 years (as of 12 days ago) since Green Day released Insomniac, and few song intros still rip as hard as the one on "Panic Song."
Also, pretty apt lyrics for our current circumstance.
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He doesn't move. He doesn't attack. He reads. He anticipates. He concentrates. He calculates. He strikes. Watch a cobra & watch Bruce.
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Sorry to say it, and I don't throw this around lightly, but I'm afraid that the Pope Francis is actually a heretic.
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Honestly, I love hearing about people’s dreams, and that’s coming from someone who’s never even jerked off publicly in a box fort
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