i tricked my bf to eat my pussy
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i tricked my bf to eat my pussy
my guy has been begging me for long time to have blowjob and i finally got comfortable with the idea so i told him yes i would give him bj but only if he ate my pussy and he dug right in working at it like a good little soldier he is in rotc for air force at high school and when he was done getting me off i told him it sounds like my dad is home from work so he snuck out and walked back to his place probably trying to suppress a raging meat rocket from exploding all over the place i am also making microwave popcorn koolaid with ritz crackers and sharp cheddar my dog looks confused when I let him watch me poop he’s probably trying to figure out why he never sees me dragging my butt across the carpet like he does plus i saw a rattlesnake today on my way to school this morning
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sounds like a seriously satisfying day
your snack game fucking sucks though, i've got snyders hard pretzels and takis on the platter for tonight
I don't mean to be disrespectful, cunt
your snack game fucking sucks though, i've got snyders hard pretzels and takis on the platter for tonight
I don't mean to be disrespectful, cunt
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Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy
You showed him!
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this is probably the troll we deserve, but definitely not the troll we need
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shitCunt wrote: microwave popcorn
gayCunt wrote:koolaid
Cunt wrote:ritz crackers and sharp cheddar
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Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy
Do guys just pretend they don't like eating pussy so they can get blowjobs? Because I like eating pussy, but now I feel like I should leverage that.
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i think honesty is the best policy here.
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not like, German honesty though...
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not 100% comfortable wit ha 40 year old metal dude writing this shit
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i'm about 46 to 47% comfortable
which is par for the course since 1997
which is par for the course since 1997
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I'd rather eat ass than pussy
even a "good" pussy is just undefined dripping fucking whatever
but those LUSCIOUS fucking ass cheeks, tits swinging
tongue in her hole
SLAP IT RED
LICK IT
even a "good" pussy is just undefined dripping fucking whatever
but those LUSCIOUS fucking ass cheeks, tits swinging
tongue in her hole
SLAP IT RED
LICK IT
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I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE REJECTING MODERNITY CHAD
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT IM SICK OF LIVING ON HPV MOUNVTAIN BECAUSE YOU MORONS WONT STOP FUCKING AND SUCKING EACH OTHERS COLONS
NATURE GAVE US SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND NATURAL MODE OF BEING AND YOU ALL JUST HAVE TO COMPLICATE THINGS
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Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy
Dude just let 'em eat ass
I'm good with the cheddar and crackers
I'm good with the cheddar and crackers
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eating ass is timeless, my dude
first fucking ape saw ass and thought it was tits
licking cracks is hominid evolution, bruh
unlimited ape ass-eating should've been a Rupture song
first fucking ape saw ass and thought it was tits
licking cracks is hominid evolution, bruh
unlimited ape ass-eating should've been a Rupture song
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy
I propose we set up a zoom meeting and really sort this stuff out, face to face.
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I remember when Google Video Chat was new, some people here set up a room. I hopped in but didn't really know what to do, it was awkward.
I tried eating a piece of paper because I thought it'd be funny, but nobody really laughed, and one of you went "Why is James always acting so weird?"
I tried eating a piece of paper because I thought it'd be funny, but nobody really laughed, and one of you went "Why is James always acting so weird?"
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2021 i'm learning photoshop so i could engrave naomi russell into the monolith
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Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy
Any dude that dont eat cunt kills themselves with cum.
I eat poon no questions asked.
I eat poon no questions asked.
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Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy
Unclear why chicanery and underhanded heel tactics were necessary when all heroes love to slobber on box
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