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i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

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my guy has been begging me for long time to have blowjob and i finally got comfortable with the idea so i told him yes i would give him bj but only if he ate my pussy and he dug right in working at it like a good little soldier he is in rotc for air force at high school and when he was done getting me off i told him it sounds like my dad is home from work so he snuck out and walked back to his place probably trying to suppress a raging meat rocket from exploding all over the place i am also making microwave popcorn koolaid with ritz crackers and sharp cheddar my dog looks confused when I let him watch me poop he’s probably trying to figure out why he never sees me dragging my butt across the carpet like he does plus i saw a rattlesnake today on my way to school this morning
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sounds like a seriously satisfying day

your snack game fucking sucks though, i've got snyders hard pretzels and takis on the platter for tonight

I don't mean to be disrespectful, cunt
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You showed him!
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this is probably the troll we deserve, but definitely not the troll we need
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Cunt wrote: microwave popcorn
shit
Cunt wrote:koolaid
gay
Cunt wrote:ritz crackers and sharp cheddar
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Do guys just pretend they don't like eating pussy so they can get blowjobs? Because I like eating pussy, but now I feel like I should leverage that.
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i think honesty is the best policy here.
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not like, German honesty though...
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not 100% comfortable wit ha 40 year old metal dude writing this shit
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i'm about 46 to 47% comfortable

which is par for the course since 1997
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I'd rather eat ass than pussy

even a "good" pussy is just undefined dripping fucking whatever

but those LUSCIOUS fucking ass cheeks, tits swinging

tongue in her hole

SLAP IT RED

LICK IT
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Chad wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:01 am I'd rather eat ass than pussy

even a "good" pussy is just undefined dripping fucking whatever

but those LUSCIOUS fucking ass cheeks, tits swinging

tongue in her hole

SLAP IT RED

LICK IT
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Chad wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:01 am tongue in her hole

SLAP IT RED

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Dude just let 'em eat ass

I'm good with the cheddar and crackers
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eating ass is timeless, my dude

first fucking ape saw ass and thought it was tits

licking cracks is hominid evolution, bruh

unlimited ape ass-eating should've been a Rupture song

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hahahahhaha
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I propose we set up a zoom meeting and really sort this stuff out, face to face.
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Any dude that dont eat cunt kills themselves with cum.

I eat poon no questions asked.
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Unclear why chicanery and underhanded heel tactics were necessary when all heroes love to slobber on box
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