James answers your coronavirus questions thread
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I guess this is on hulu
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had to setup a tablet so someone could say goodbye today, it was the first time they had ever used video chat.
PLEASE wear a mask at all times when you are indoors with people not in your bubble.
PLEASE wear a mask at all times when you are indoors with people not in your bubble.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
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Goddammit I cannot imagine a less comforting way to die than alone amidst the beeping and chirping of machines that failed to save your life
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oh no
follow-up from Ed, who I think may also be a former relapser like aaron "motherfucking" rupar:
"Another way to think about these lags is that some of the people who are infected on Thanksgiving will enter the hospital in the middle of December, and the morgue around Christmas."
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vaccine effectiveness news coming out like my dickheaded incremental movie scores
oh yeah well ours is 96.17% effective
oh yeah well ours is 96.17% effective
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the "coronavirus is a global warming speedrun" parallels never end
these vaccines = "we found another earth we can live on" ideation*
in other words, good news is good, but I actually believe this news will substantially increase the body count over the next 4 months
(*comparison breaks down because effective vaccine will actually arrive before we're all dead)
remember that elon musk has a twitter banner showing mars being terraformed
WHICH BRINGS US TO
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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I read that as
bogus Space Karen
bogus Space Karen
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I fucking hate Elon Musk so much and his stupid cult of neck beard turds who worship him as some kind of real life Tony Stark. He’s not “saving capitalism”, he’s worse than Steve Balmer.
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And anyone who drives a Tesla is a fucking douchebag
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And who really still uses Paypal amirite
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Nothing says California Excellence quite like Governor Dollar Store Gordon Gekko clamping down on every aspect of life while going to the French Laundry to celebrate some asshole lobbyist's birthday
My father hasn't seen me or my kids in almost a year, but sure, canapés and amuse-bouches with money laundering slugs
My father hasn't seen me or my kids in almost a year, but sure, canapés and amuse-bouches with money laundering slugs
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And it's the shit like THIS that makes the MAGAts out there think "All politicians are corrupt and spineless and only care about themselves, which is why the only person I CAN trust is a fake Billionaire 'populist' who wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire"Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Wed Nov 18, 2020 9:30 am Nothing says California Excellence quite like Governor Dollar Store Gordon Gekko clamping down on every aspect of life while going to the French Laundry to celebrate some asshole lobbyist's birthday
My father hasn't seen me or my kids in almost a year, but sure, canapés and amuse-bouches with money laundering slugs
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Reasons GF boo sweaty has been sent home from work this year:
1. Plague
2. It's hot
3. Political instability
4. Social equity is smashing up the used car lot down the street from her office
5. Plague (today)
There's only two questions that ever matter at any given moment:
1. Should I kill myself right now?
2. Should I go into the woods or stay here
Everything is always a combination of your answers to those two questions
1. Plague
2. It's hot
3. Political instability
4. Social equity is smashing up the used car lot down the street from her office
5. Plague (today)
There's only two questions that ever matter at any given moment:
1. Should I kill myself right now?
2. Should I go into the woods or stay here
Everything is always a combination of your answers to those two questions
Dark Side of the 90s Season 2 - 7
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kill self in woods tbqh
holy fuck
I have heard rumblings that he's going to hop into harris's senate seat
so this situation was basically a job interview for his new position in congress, and based on the skills you need for that job, he seems to have nailed it!
ahahaha THIS is where he was
holy fuck
I have heard rumblings that he's going to hop into harris's senate seat
so this situation was basically a job interview for his new position in congress, and based on the skills you need for that job, he seems to have nailed it!
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John Joseph posted a manbaby vague anti-gubmint mandate insta post:
I commented:
me: How do you feel about wearing a mask? Not trying to start a political argument, just genuinely curious.
JJ: @me I have not worn a mask on the streets of new york city not once ever if I go in a store or a gym that's the rules they set up so I follow them but when I see motherfuckers out in the middle of nowhere ridding a bicycle and running with a mask (clown emoji)
JJ: @me Here's the other thing if I have to wear a mask on the street to protect other peoples' health then see them with a fucking bag of McDonald's or a cigarette I'm gonna smack that shit the fuck out of their hand that's the logic right (side laugh-cry emoji)
I'm happy I got a screen shot of it since the responses along with my post have since been deleted
I commented:
me: How do you feel about wearing a mask? Not trying to start a political argument, just genuinely curious.
JJ: @me I have not worn a mask on the streets of new york city not once ever if I go in a store or a gym that's the rules they set up so I follow them but when I see motherfuckers out in the middle of nowhere ridding a bicycle and running with a mask (clown emoji)
JJ: @me Here's the other thing if I have to wear a mask on the street to protect other peoples' health then see them with a fucking bag of McDonald's or a cigarette I'm gonna smack that shit the fuck out of their hand that's the logic right (side laugh-cry emoji)
I'm happy I got a screen shot of it since the responses along with my post have since been deleted
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i do think running with a mask or riding with a mask is a tad unnecessary fwiw
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I don’t wear a mask if I’m raking leaves or something but if someone is walking up the sidewalk I’ll go as far away from then as possible or go back in my house until they are gone. It’s really annoying if some dipshit wants to start a conversation with you. I feel like I’m going to need to keep a mask handy just to do yard work.
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Bible versus about leprosy are alway handy in these situations.hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:16 pm John Joseph posted a manbaby vague anti-gubmint mandate insta post:
I commented:
me: How do you feel about wearing a mask? Not trying to start a political argument, just genuinely curious.
JJ: @me I have not worn a mask on the streets of new york city not once ever if I go in a store or a gym that's the rules they set up so I follow them but when I see motherfuckers out in the middle of nowhere ridding a bicycle and running with a mask (clown emoji)
JJ: @me Here's the other thing if I have to wear a mask on the street to protect other peoples' health then see them with a fucking bag of McDonald's or a cigarette I'm gonna smack that shit the fuck out of their hand that's the logic right (side laugh-cry emoji)
I'm happy I got a screen shot of it since the responses along with my post have since been deleted
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Work should be getting around 900 doses of BNT162 in mid-December, that is the pfizer vaccine. I signed up for it, but with the caveat that all the staff who work do patient care come first. We do have some people here who won't get it for a variety of reasons, a few of them are even good reasons!
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like what
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Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
It's incredible that it's in production already. Do you have any concerns with it being available so soon? Earlier this year, I talked to a few medical professors who were skeptical that a vaccine would be available within two years, let alone a number of months. I'm all for it, but I am not so confident that I want to be at the front of the line.Geeheeb wrote: ↑Mon Nov 23, 2020 3:13 pm Work should be getting around 900 doses of BNT162 in mid-December, that is the pfizer vaccine. I signed up for it, but with the caveat that all the staff who work do patient care come first. We do have some people here who won't get it for a variety of reasons, a few of them are even good reasons!
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WARP
SPEED
MOTHER
FUCKER
their skepticism about success was the only reasonable stance. a vaccine has never been developed this quickly and the technologies that "won" were previously unproven. BUT that doesn't mean there's any reason to be suspicious of the technology - the scientists (and by extension, humanity) got lucky, basicallyI talked to a few medical professors who were skeptical that a vaccine would be available within two years
I am also kinda hesitant about getting these ultra-fast vaccines tbqh, but for selfishness/idiocy reasons, not defensible reasons