Suggest songs that Ozzy Osbourne forgot to write (mens)
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Dick Tracy
Step on a Crack
Imagining Dreams
Ozzploitation
Step on a Crack
Imagining Dreams
Ozzploitation
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DICK TRACY is a great call
Redeemer
At The End Of The Day
Still Here, Get Used To It
A.T.V. (All The Vampyres)
I Miss My Friend Lemmy f/ Phil Campbell
Redeemer
At The End Of The Day
Still Here, Get Used To It
A.T.V. (All The Vampyres)
I Miss My Friend Lemmy f/ Phil Campbell
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I like breaking these down by formulaic formula. haha.Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:12 pm Oh No (No No)
From Don't Pity the Hangman (1988)
oh no, no no
we're in trouble again
no no, woah no
flying high as we can
you can't change my mind about the way I do it
I've been to the top and back
walk me to the door and i'll take you through it
time to meet the maniac
Oh no, no no
No no, woah no
Oh no, no no
No no, Woah no now
Oh no, here we go
Woah no, oh no no now
Oh no, no no
Woah no no no now baby
We're in trouble again, OH NO!
We're going fast as we can now darling
A) vague reference to drug use
B)confrontation exchange with by "square" person or authority figure doubling down on being rebellious crazy man
C) too lazy to make more lyrics 'yahyah oo ooo baby baby rock cliche' chorus to let teleprompter cool down during live shows
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Zerohero wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:27 amI like breaking these down by formulaic formula. haha.Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:12 pm Oh No (No No)
From Don't Pity the Hangman (1988)
oh no, no no
we're in trouble again
no no, woah no
flying high as we can
you can't change my mind about the way I do it
I've been to the top and back
walk me to the door and i'll take you through it
time to meet the maniac
Oh no, no no
No no, woah no
Oh no, no no
No no, Woah no now
Oh no, here we go
Woah no, oh no no now
Oh no, no no
Woah no no no now baby
We're in trouble again, OH NO!
We're going fast as we can now darling
A) vague reference to drug use
B)confrontation exchange with "square" person or authority figure doubling down on being rebellious crazy man
C) too lazy to make more lyrics 'yahyah oo ooo baby baby rock cliche' chorus to let teleprompter cool down during live shows
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Alright now
Come on now
You're flying higher than a kite tonight
You've took the hit and now you feel alright
Your dance be death so we must celebrate
I'll make you scream, I'll make you defecate
Straight to hell tonight
We're going straight to hell
Straight to hell tonight
...oh wait, he already did this one
Come on now
You're flying higher than a kite tonight
You've took the hit and now you feel alright
Your dance be death so we must celebrate
I'll make you scream, I'll make you defecate
Straight to hell tonight
We're going straight to hell
Straight to hell tonight
...oh wait, he already did this one
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BARK AT THE DEVIL (Featuring Doro Pesch)
From HONOR (A Celebration of Lee Kerslake) (1995) (CMC Media)
Like a bullet through my brain
cannot stay so sane
dreaming of the time
you used to know my name (woah woah)
Bark at the Devil! (yeah!)
Its Paradise!
Dreams and dreams
Don't tell me no lies!
Feeling all that heaven
Burn it up like hell
You can only feel it
down a wishing well
Bark at the Devil!
No Paradise
Tell me the truth, too many liars
Dancing sunset on a funeral pyre
From HONOR (A Celebration of Lee Kerslake) (1995) (CMC Media)
Like a bullet through my brain
cannot stay so sane
dreaming of the time
you used to know my name (woah woah)
Bark at the Devil! (yeah!)
Its Paradise!
Dreams and dreams
Don't tell me no lies!
Feeling all that heaven
Burn it up like hell
You can only feel it
down a wishing well
Bark at the Devil!
No Paradise
Tell me the truth, too many liars
Dancing sunset on a funeral pyre
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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this thread is fucking unbelievable
thank you boys
thank you boys
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Journal Of A Sad Person
Matricide Solution
Speed Lead
Leaf Away the Morning
(Un)Happy Knees
Don’t Love Me (I’m Insane)
Nighttime Cat Pet
Bottled Bondage
Matricide Solution
Speed Lead
Leaf Away the Morning
(Un)Happy Knees
Don’t Love Me (I’m Insane)
Nighttime Cat Pet
Bottled Bondage
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Hot Rails
I got a fever In my mind
The devil is holding on tight
I drank all the wine babe
Nothing seems to make it alright
Dreaming of snow
Piles of blow
So many miles to go
I'm running too slow
Hot rails
I'm racing on
Hot rails
I need to get it on
Hot rails
I'll never be the same
Hot rails....alright
Illusions in my eyes
I'm out of whiskey and its so cold outside
I need another line babe
Time to go on a wild ride
Inhale the dust
Oblivion or bust
So many miles to go
I'm feeling real low
Hot rails
I'm racing on
Hot rails
I need to get it on
Hot rails
I'll never be the same
Hot rails....alright
No one can save me I've gone insane
Hot rails inside make me forget the pain
Come in from the cold and make it alright
Hot rails until the morning light
(Cacophonous blow sniffing with pinch harmonics by WG steer)
Hot rails
I'm racing on
Hot rails
I need to get it on
Hot rails
I'll never be the same
Hot rails....alright
I got a fever In my mind
The devil is holding on tight
I drank all the wine babe
Nothing seems to make it alright
Dreaming of snow
Piles of blow
So many miles to go
I'm running too slow
Hot rails
I'm racing on
Hot rails
I need to get it on
Hot rails
I'll never be the same
Hot rails....alright
Illusions in my eyes
I'm out of whiskey and its so cold outside
I need another line babe
Time to go on a wild ride
Inhale the dust
Oblivion or bust
So many miles to go
I'm feeling real low
Hot rails
I'm racing on
Hot rails
I need to get it on
Hot rails
I'll never be the same
Hot rails....alright
No one can save me I've gone insane
Hot rails inside make me forget the pain
Come in from the cold and make it alright
Hot rails until the morning light
(Cacophonous blow sniffing with pinch harmonics by WG steer)
Hot rails
I'm racing on
Hot rails
I need to get it on
Hot rails
I'll never be the same
Hot rails....alright
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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I'm F**king Nuts
Face In A Book
Twitter War
Insane Plane
The Dynamite Kid
High On Life, Life On High
Face In A Book
Twitter War
Insane Plane
The Dynamite Kid
High On Life, Life On High
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hahaha holy fucking shitkevin hash wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:39 pm Hot Rails
I got a fever In my mind
The devil is holding on tight
I drank all the wine babe
Nothing seems to make it alright
Dreaming of snow
Piles of blow
So many miles to go
I'm running too slow
Hot rails
I'm racing on
Hot rails
I need to get it on
Hot rails
I'll never be the same
Hot rails....alright
Illusions in my eyes
I'm out of whiskey and its so cold outside
I need another line babe
Time to go on a wild ride
Inhale the dust
Oblivion or bust
So many miles to go
I'm feeling real low
Hot rails
I'm racing on
Hot rails
I need to get it on
Hot rails
I'll never be the same
Hot rails....alright
No one can save me I've gone insane
Hot rails inside make me forget the pain
Come in from the cold and make it alright
Hot rails until the morning light
(Cacophonous blow sniffing with pinch harmonics by WG steer)
Hot rails
I'm racing on
Hot rails
I need to get it on
Hot rails
I'll never be the same
Hot rails....alright
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Available on Gatefold LP!Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:17 pm this thread is fucking unbelievable
thank you boys
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Alright (Okay)
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
OKAY, ALRIGHT
NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR IT MY WAY
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, ALRIGHT NOW
I'M GONNA GET IT THROUGH TO YOU SOMEHOW
HEY NOW, BABY, ALRIGHT, OKAY
OPEN UP YOUR EARS AND BOMBS AWAY
LISTEN TO ME NOW!
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
OKAY, ALRIGHT
NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR IT MY WAY
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, ALRIGHT NOW
I'M GONNA GET IT THROUGH TO YOU SOMEHOW
HEY NOW, BABY, ALRIGHT, OKAY
OPEN UP YOUR EARS AND BOMBS AWAY
LISTEN TO ME NOW!
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:49 pm Alright (Okay)
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
OKAY, ALRIGHT
NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR IT MY WAY
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, ALRIGHT NOW
I'M GONNA GET IT THROUGH TO YOU SOMEHOW
HEY NOW, BABY, ALRIGHT, OKAY
OPEN UP YOUR EARS AND BOMBS AWAY
LISTEN TO ME NOW!
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
ALRIGHT, OKAY
I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY
hahahaa... thanks all yous making me smile in the middle of our little civil war
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Sherlock Holmes
In the dark of the night
The fog is coming down
The moon in disguise
Where has your daughter gone
Falling prey to a stranger
She never knew the danger
Now is the time
To call the man to solve the crime
Sherlock Holmes
Looking for clues
Sherlock Holmes
He's looking for you
Sherlock Holmes
The case will be solved
Watson will get involved
Alright now
You know it
Out of the darkness
Comes a madman (madman madman)
Looking for lovers
To keep up with the sandman
He knows it is now
The rock n roll sound
He knows it is time
To be chased down for his crimes
Sherlock Holmes
Looking for clues
Sherlock Holmes
He's looking for you
Sherlock Holmes
The case will be solved
Watson will get involved
Get your shovel
(Fingering the saucy asshole with cocaine by WG steer)
He's looking for clues
Hes looking for you
What can you do
Crime of passion for you oh yeah
In the dark of the night
The fog is coming down
The moon in disguise
Where has your daughter gone
Falling prey to a stranger
She never knew the danger
Now is the time
To call the man to solve the crime
Sherlock Holmes
Looking for clues
Sherlock Holmes
He's looking for you
Sherlock Holmes
The case will be solved
Watson will get involved
Alright now
You know it
Out of the darkness
Comes a madman (madman madman)
Looking for lovers
To keep up with the sandman
He knows it is now
The rock n roll sound
He knows it is time
To be chased down for his crimes
Sherlock Holmes
Looking for clues
Sherlock Holmes
He's looking for you
Sherlock Holmes
The case will be solved
Watson will get involved
Get your shovel
(Fingering the saucy asshole with cocaine by WG steer)
He's looking for clues
Hes looking for you
What can you do
Crime of passion for you oh yeah
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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Ahahahah!!
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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BITE THE BULLET (2005)
Bite the Bullet
Devil's Advocate
My Own Medicine
Cold Shoulders
Hit the Deck
Better Late than Never
Last Straw
Burning Bridges
My Head's in the Clouds (sounds like Dreamer)
... And a Hard Place
All of these were written after a tour with Arch Enemy, where Ozzy found a book of English idioms in the guitarist's bunk.
It sounds really muddy and compressed and every song is really rigidly quantized, except for awful lazy pinch harmonics in every single fucking riff.
Bite the Bullet
Devil's Advocate
My Own Medicine
Cold Shoulders
Hit the Deck
Better Late than Never
Last Straw
Burning Bridges
My Head's in the Clouds (sounds like Dreamer)
... And a Hard Place
All of these were written after a tour with Arch Enemy, where Ozzy found a book of English idioms in the guitarist's bunk.
It sounds really muddy and compressed and every song is really rigidly quantized, except for awful lazy pinch harmonics in every single fucking riff.
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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I completely forgot about that terrible song, good fucking grief
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MR. CONDUCTOR
On the Isle of Sodor
You frequently appear
You're conducting the engines
You fill children with fear
MISTER CONDUCTOR (Ohhh, oh oh )
You know that you ain't right
MISTER CONDUCTOR (Ohhh, oh oh)
Won't you join him tonight?
Henry and Thomas
Barreling downhill they go
Percy and Toby
Are unable to slow
Headed for a collision
A derailment, oh no!
MISTER CONDUCTOR (ohhh, oh oh)
You have caused such a mess
MISTER CONDUCTOR (ohhh, oh oh)
You're the angel of death
On the Isle of Sodor
You frequently appear
You're conducting the engines
You fill children with fear
MISTER CONDUCTOR (Ohhh, oh oh )
You know that you ain't right
MISTER CONDUCTOR (Ohhh, oh oh)
Won't you join him tonight?
Henry and Thomas
Barreling downhill they go
Percy and Toby
Are unable to slow
Headed for a collision
A derailment, oh no!
MISTER CONDUCTOR (ohhh, oh oh)
You have caused such a mess
MISTER CONDUCTOR (ohhh, oh oh)
You're the angel of death
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Blinded By The Darkness
I'm The Bad Guy
Angel Gone Bad
Good Mourning
I'm The Bad Guy
Angel Gone Bad
Good Mourning
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:02 am MR. CONDUCTOR
On the Isle of Sodor
You frequently appear
You're conducting the engines
You fill children with fear
MISTER CONDUCTOR (Ohhh, oh oh )
You know that you ain't right
MISTER CONDUCTOR (Ohhh, oh oh)
Won't you join him tonight?
Henry and Thomas
Barreling downhill they go
Percy and Toby
Are unable to slow
Headed for a collision
A derailment, oh no!
MISTER CONDUCTOR (ohhh, oh oh)
You have caused such a mess
MISTER CONDUCTOR (ohhh, oh oh)
You're the angel of death
AAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa holy SHIT
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
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This is the best fucking thread
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Doctor Lucifer
Miracle
Baby Blade
Cast Another Spell
No Way Back
Miracle
Baby Blade
Cast Another Spell
No Way Back
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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Hot Rails still cracks me up