how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
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how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
I have way more than that and they're mostly important.
Who the fuck cares, seven isn't even a lot, I know some people with like 12 or 13.
Maybe if one of the keys is to the Budweiser factory THEN we can talk YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN hah ahha haha
Who the fuck cares, seven isn't even a lot, I know some people with like 12 or 13.
Maybe if one of the keys is to the Budweiser factory THEN we can talk YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN hah ahha haha
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Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
1 car
2 home
2.5 also home
3 po box
4 office
5 office mail
basically 5
2 home
2.5 also home
3 po box
4 office
5 office mail
basically 5
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ever since covid im home literally 1 weekend a month and my dad never locks his door. i have zero keys, bro. share custody with whatever rental car we get with my coworker but thats it
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Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
damn vernon - living the dream
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getting in & getting around
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getting in & getting around
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Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
i have a yubikey
i have a pgp key too and man i wish i didn't.
i have a pgp key too and man i wish i didn't.
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Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
house
screen door front (don't really lock it)
screen door side (don't really lock it)
mail box
bike #1
bike #2
toolbox
shed
screen door front (don't really lock it)
screen door side (don't really lock it)
mail box
bike #1
bike #2
toolbox
shed
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2 house
1 mailbox
1 storage unit
1 shed
2 for entry to my work sites
1 for my office
1 for other parts of my work space
1 mailbox
1 storage unit
1 shed
2 for entry to my work sites
1 for my office
1 for other parts of my work space
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Make the people hoooold each other's hands...
I have 3 keys that I use with any sort of regularity. My car. My wife's car. And the house key I barely use because I always use the garage door opener. I also have a key to my mom's house on the key ring, and I think that's it.
I have 3 keys that I use with any sort of regularity. My car. My wife's car. And the house key I barely use because I always use the garage door opener. I also have a key to my mom's house on the key ring, and I think that's it.
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good thread
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door
Car
Front door
Mail
That's it
Car
Front door
That's it
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Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
Car; house; gate
I keep a separate thing on the key hook for: minivan; house; in-laws' house
Can't say I've ever locked our gates, though
I keep a separate thing on the key hook for: minivan; house; in-laws' house
Can't say I've ever locked our gates, though
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LOCK THE GATES
What's up what the fuckers...
What's up what the fuckers...
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Because the socialist nazi jews are coming to break in and take errr gunns
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Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
Front door(s)
main apartment door
side apt door
mailbox
bike
practice spot
work
work 2 (haven't been anywhere near the office in well over a year, not sure why they're still on there)
Bottle opener/toenail clipper combo my dad got from Finland (they really are more evolved over there)
My car fob/tile is too big and annoying to keep in the key ring
main apartment door
side apt door
mailbox
bike
practice spot
work
work 2 (haven't been anywhere near the office in well over a year, not sure why they're still on there)
Bottle opener/toenail clipper combo my dad got from Finland (they really are more evolved over there)
My car fob/tile is too big and annoying to keep in the key ring
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^ Confirmed keeper of 7 keys
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Would you like to fight?
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House. Car. School. SUck it, losers.
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Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
Front door
Back door
Back door basement entrance
Mother’s house
In-laws screen door
In-laws proper front door
In-laws first floor main entry door
Car key
The other car’s key
3 mystery keys, possibly from my old job
Are you the Gate Keeper?
Back door
Back door basement entrance
Mother’s house
In-laws screen door
In-laws proper front door
In-laws first floor main entry door
Car key
The other car’s key
3 mystery keys, possibly from my old job
Are you the Gate Keeper?
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Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
When I saw Helloween in 2018, after they played that song, Andi joked about how nobody knows what actually happened to the 6th and 7th key because it's not in the lyrics. I don't think I ever paid close enough attention to realize they don't mention those keys in the song.
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Kai Hansen's phone number and Ingo Schwichtenberg's lithium, respectivelygodofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:52 am When I saw Helloween in 2018, after they played that song, Andi joked about how nobody knows what actually happened to the 6th and 7th key because it's not in the lyrics. I don't think I ever paid close enough attention to realize they don't mention those keys in the song.
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I agree with riley fuck keys
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do you really need your mailbox key on your ring?
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Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
thread caused me to reduce!
now:
apartment key
mailbox key
work/warehouse key
keyfob for moms building
moms apartment key
mystery key
car key stays separate.
keys always stay in my front left pocket along with lighter and wallet.
now:
apartment key
mailbox key
work/warehouse key
keyfob for moms building
moms apartment key
mystery key
car key stays separate.
keys always stay in my front left pocket along with lighter and wallet.
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