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suck a snail's dick (BASF, we don't make a lot of products you buy we make them better)

suck a sea lion's dick (Sea world-- see it here!)

i kicked jofas ass (Puma-- faster forever!)

candlebox (Target stores. Expect more. Pay Less!)

I whopped the Sub-Mariners ass (Denny's. Americas Diner is always open)

suck a monitor lizards dick (Tim Horton's. Always Fresh!)
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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(this I thought deserved full treatment)

Suck Glen Benton's Dick (By Wesley Willis. Greatest Hits Volume 6)

suck glen bentons diiick
suck glen bentons diiick
suck glen bentons dick!

suck glen benton's dick
suck glen benton's hair asshole
suck his ass after he took a shit
suck is asshole after he ate at mcDonalds

suck glen bentons diiick
suck glen bentons diiick
suck glen bentons dick!

suck on glen benton's dick
lick the scabs of his face scar
suck the boogers out of his nose
smell glen benton's farts

suck glen bentons diiick
suck glen bentons diiick
suck glen bentons dick!

Rock over London. Rock on Chicago.

Relapse Records. Point. Click. Grind.
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Taylor Swift (M&Ms melt in your mouth not in your hands)
Suck A Falcons Dick (American Express don't leave home without it)
I Kicked MacGregor's Ass (Union Pacific We Can Handle It)
Don't Make My Day (UPS What Can Brown Do For You)
I'm Sorry I Cussed (McDonald's I'm loving it)
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WILL RAHMER

You are the singer of Mortician
You got big muscles
You are on my side
You make the good death metal

Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer

You play a mean bass guitar
You have a lot of albums
You like horror movies
You really know how to rock n roll

Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer

You wear sunglasses
You and Roger make fast beats
You are my friend
You headbang like an asshole

Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer

Rock over London rock on Chicago

KFC we do chicken right
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VENDING MACHINE

I like to make a choice
The glass will not stop me
I choose what I can see

Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine

Edith couldn't stop crying
Her tears were bigger than swimming pools
She would cry louder than a race car engine

Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine

I bought Edith a candy bar
It did not stop her from crying
The candy bar was a regular size Kit Kat

Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Delta, you'll love the way we fly
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I knew this was a good idea.... :tup:
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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OZZY OSBOURNE

You are the prince of darkness
You took a piss on the Alamo
You make me want to whip a mules ass
You really make the good heavy metal

Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne

You can really sing your ass off
Dumping buckets of water like a magikist
I can't understand you when you talk
You sound like a baboon

Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne

We both like perry Mason
You are a good friend
Rocking my ass through bad time
I want a lion to ride the crazy train

Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago

Wendy's where's the beef.
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Toilet Fleet wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:11 am VENDING MACHINE

I like to make a choice
The glass will not stop me
I choose what I can see

Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine

Edith couldn't stop crying
Her tears were bigger than swimming pools
She would cry louder than a race car engine

Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine

I bought Edith a candy bar
It did not stop her from crying
The candy bar was a regular size Kit Kat

Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine
Vending machine

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Delta, you'll love the way we fly
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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SETH PUTNAM

You are a loudmouth
You can eat a crocodiles dick
You say mean things
You are a big zebra ass

Seth Putnam
Seth Putnam
Seth Putnam
Seth Putnam

You really grind it up
The blurcore is awesome like a magikist
You Love to do heroin
You yell louder than a cheetah

Seth Putnam
Seth Putnam
Seth Putnam
Seth Putnam

You died the king of blurcore
Doing drugs in the mix like an asshole
You no longer sing your ass off
People are glad you are dead

Seth Putnam
Seth Putnam
Seth Putnam
Seth Putnam

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Folgers....the best part of waking up
Is folgers in your cup.
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BURZUM

Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns

Varg Vikerns you make the black metal
you are a racist
you make albums on the same model casio keyboard i have
you can really make it jam


Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns

You went to jail in Norway
that is a country that has mountains
instead of tall buildings
you have a music studio in your cell

Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns

you were in mayhem
you had a piece of wood with nails on it
you killed the guy in your band
you look like the guys on duck dynasty

Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns
Varg Vikerns

Rock over London
Rock on Olso

Long John Silvers. We Speak Fish.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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MAYHEM

This black metal band played at the Milwaukee metalfest
2000 people were at the show
The jam session was awesome
It whooped a gorillas ass

Mayhem
Mayhem
Mayhem
Mayhem

The black metal band played on
Pig heads on the stage
The jam session was awesome
The Norwegian black metal whooped a lions ass

Mayhem
Mayhem
Mayhem
Mayhem

The grim black metal show ended at last
A lot of fans met the true kult band
The corpsepaint was melting
The black metal band yelled like a hyena

Mayhem
Mayhem
Mayhem
Mayhem

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Meow mix...tastes so good cats ask for it by name
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I love all of these.
Stabbed in the eyes with a fucking caak...

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Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost

Celtic Frost is from Switzerland
They made the heavy metal rock
The rock riffs was primal
like a rhino taking a shit

Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost

Tom Warrior is the singer
he sings his ass off really low
the drummer is flying
there is titties on cover of one EP

Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost

Celtic frost finally had sex with girls
they became hair metal superstars
they make the cold lake album
they wore lipstick and jam on yellow guitars

Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost
Celtic Frost

Rock over london
rock on chicago.

Calvin Klein, or nothing at all.
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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SUCK KARL SANDERS DICK


Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick

Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Swallow Eric Rutans Load
Eat the guy from Emperors testical
Jack off to Pete Sandoval taking a dump

Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick

Go to the fast food restaurant with Karl Sanders
He is the singer for Nile
He doesn't like the medditeranian diet
he eats Whoppers like they are going out of style

Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick

Suck a Mummy's dick
Suck the Pharoah's dirty bootyhole
Draw hyroglyphics on Jon Bon Jovi's cock
Fill a dead guys weiner with embalming fluid

Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick

Heinz, America's Favorite Ketchup
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kevin hash wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:52 am WILL RAHMER

You are the singer of Mortician
You got big muscles
You are on my side
You make the good death metal

Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer

You play a mean bass guitar
You have a lot of albums
You like horror movies
You really know how to rock n roll

Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer

You wear sunglasses
You and Roger make fast beats
You are my friend
You headbang like an asshole

Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer
Will rahmer

Rock over London rock on Chicago

KFC we do chicken right
Ahahahahaha holy shit 🤣
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PHIL ANSELMO JOY BUS RIDE

Phil Anselmo screams his ass off
Pantera is the best on the bus
5 minutes alone makes me cuss
I start talking shit like a banshee

Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride
Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride
Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride
Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride

Suicide note part 2 is the best
It really makes me whoop a grizzly bears ass
I really love how it makes me call you an asshole
The bus driver is angry like a banty rooster

Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride
Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride
Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride
Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride

Dimebag Darrell is in the mix
Rocker Rex is my man on the right
Vinnie Paul beats a mules ass
Phil Ansrlmo is America's bus driver

Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride
Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride
Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride
Phil Anselmo Joy bus ride

Rock over London
Rock on chicago
Gillette the best a man can get
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Zerohero wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:30 pm SUCK KARL SANDERS DICK


Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick

Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Swallow Eric Rutans Load
Eat the guy from Emperors testical
Jack off to Pete Sandoval taking a dump

Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick

Go to the fast food restaurant with Karl Sanders
He is the singer for Nile
He doesn't like the medditeranian diet
he eats Whoppers like they are going out of style

Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick

Suck a Mummy's dick
Suck the Pharoah's dirty bootyhole
Draw hyroglyphics on Jon Bon Jovi's cock
Fill a dead guys weiner with embalming fluid

Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick
Suck Karl Sanders Dick

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ROB HALFORD (Best of Wesley Willis Volume 32)

Robert Halford
Robert Halford
Robert Halford
Robert Halford

Rob Halford you really rock
you can sing your ass though the wall
you rock out in judas priest
you gained lots of weight because of truck stop food

Robert Halford
Robert Halford
Robert Halford
Robert Halford

Robert Halford you are a gay man
You blow guys at the Truck Stops Of America
You shit in manilla envelope in a van
You can hit the high note like a rabbid weasal

Robert Halford
Robert Halford
Robert Halford
Robert Halford

Rob Halford you are a bad driver
you jack off to sailor magazines
Your shop teacher put his hands down your pants
and you dads best friend got you drunk and blew you

Rob Halford sucks dick
Rob Halford sucks dick
Rob Halford sucks dick
Rob Halford sucks dick

Rock over london
rock on chicago.

BMW, Sheer Driving Pleasure
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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SUCK DON DOKKEN'S DICK

Suck don dokken's dick
Lick David Coverdale's ass
Suck Vince Neil's balls
Glam rock in your ass like a rhino

Suck Don Dokken's dick
Suck Don Dokken's dick
Suck Don Dokken's dick
Suck Don Dokken's dick

Lick Mark Slaughter's sweaty dick
Suck off mick Brown's cock
Jack off George Lynch's prick
Get fucked like a German shepherd

Suck Don Dokken's dick
Suck Don Dokken's dick
Suck Don Dokken's dick
Suck Don Dokken's dick

Eat Tommy Lee's shit
Suck Jeff Pilson's juicy dick
Make a glam rocker cum
Like a jackal staring at a geyser

Suck Don Dokken's dick
Suck Don Dokken's dick
Suck Don Dokken's dick
Suck Don Dokken's dick

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago

John Deere nothing runs like a deere
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CARIBOU VULTURE

once upon a time
a vulture fucked a caribou
the caribou had a baby
that's Caribou Vulture

Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)
Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)
Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)

its got wings for antlers
and antlers for wings
i sucked its dick
it ate my dead ass

Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)
Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)
Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)

rock over London
rock on Chicago

it's Nerf or Nothin'
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Foot Foot wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:44 pm CARIBOU VULTURE

once upon a time
a vulture fucked a caribou
the caribou had a baby
that's Caribou Vulture

Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)
Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)
Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)

its got wings for antlers
and antlers for wings
i sucked its dick
it ate my dead ass

Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)
Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)
Caribouuuuuuuuu ( Vulture)

rock over London
rock on Chicago

it's Nerf or Nothin'
:tup2:

so good all of these, you really captured the spirit of the thing
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DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON
DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON
DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON
DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON

Doctor Jordan Peterson was actin a fool
He is a real tight-ass
I saw him on Joe Rogan suckin a lobsters dick
He ate beef jerky and went in a coma

DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON
DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON
DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON
DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON

Doctor Jordan Peterson knows real black magic
He learned it from reading Harry Potter
He sucked a clock from out an alligator's booty-hole
He is in the intellectual dark web

DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON
DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON
DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON
DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON

Rock over San Francisco
Rock over Toronto
Aliens Vs. Predator - whoever wins, we lose
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MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN

Mark David Chapman liked Catcher in the Rye
That book is a miserable waste of time
It's for people who feel sorry for themself
Suck a bobcat's dick off

MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN

Mark David Chapman shot John Lennon one day
Bauhaus wrote a song about it
It's called 'Who Killed Mr Moonlight'
It's on 'Burning from the Inside'

MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN

Holden Caulfield is a favorite of mass shooters
Psychologically ambiguous endings are a cop-out
How many people are we going to lose to that stupid book before we wise up
Why don't assassins ever shoot women

MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN

Bubble tape
Six feet of bubblegum - for you, not them
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JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER


Justin you are a halfhead
you are the Ohiogrinder
you are an asshole, jerk!
You pushed your mom down the stairs

JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER

You are a grindcore freak
you prowl the dancefloor like a crazed ape
You really know how to sweet talk the laydees
You are smart as a diry mongoose bootayhole

JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER

You live in Youngstown Ohio
you brink the doorcore rock to 3000 fans
screaming like wild lions
in you bedroom

JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER

You have a radio show
you don't rock it, jerk
volume is too low
you bring nasty grind to special ed

JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER
JUSTIN BARGER

Rock over London,
Rock on Youngstown,

Goodyear, Just Enjoy the Ride
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JON SCHAFFER FLIPPED HIS SHIT ON YOU

his name is Jon Schaffer
he's a member of the Oath Keepers
he stormed the capital with his brothers
now he's snitching like an asshole

Jon Schaffer Jon Schaffer
Jon Schaffer Jon Schaffer
Jon Schaffer flipped his shit on you

he plays guitar in Iced Earth
he wrote an album about Spawn
Spawn is a very good superhero
i have some of the toys.

Jon Schaffer Jon Schaffer
Jon Schaffer Jon Schaffer
Jon Schaffer flipped his shit on you

rock over London
rock on Chicago
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