Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

[kevin hash]

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

Nothing, they eat out.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?

Because he’s black

This is a stone cold classic

[hipster holocaust]

How come Italians wear gold chains?

So they know how far down they have to shave

What does IROC stand for?

Italian retard out cruising

Why do so many wops live in Lodi NJ?

They thought it stood for Land Of Dumb Italians

[hipster holocaust]

How do you stop a gang rape in Harlem?

Throw a basketball

[hipster holocaust]

A Jew, a black, and a Mexican walk into a bar.

Bartender says, “Get the hell out of here.”

::stolen from Gran Torino::

[hipster holocaust]

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None; anarchists can’t change anything

[kevin hash]

How does a Mexican keep his lunch warm?

Sticks an ice cube up his nose.

[hipster holocaust]

What's better than a 9 year old Thai boy?

Absolutely nothing at all

[featherboa]

problematic

[featherboa]

A friend and ex board member said this to my kidz:

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre


They didn't get it

[hipster holocaust]

[cxwx]

A friend and ex board member said this to my kidz:

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre


They didn't get it

Who was bigger than Dr. Dre?
Doctor Dre

[hipster holocaust]

What time did the chinaman go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty

What’s the difference between Jews and canoes?
Canoes tip

What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite body part?
Her dick

[Stink Pig]

What did the polish guy give his wife on their wedding night that was long and hard?

His last name.


Hear the one about the queer/deaf mute?

Neither did he.

[Eight Bit Alien]

What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite body part?
Her dick

"It's my favorite!"

[The Bill]

What do you call 4 Mexicans drowning in quicksand?

Quattro sinko

[The Bill]

How far will corporate go getters that are gay get in 20 years?

Unknown, they died of Aids long before that.

[The Bill]

What did the adult Greek man say to the Greek boy?

I’m going to fuck you in the ass.

[hipster holocaust]

Why was the black kid upset when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting

[hipster holocaust]

How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis

[ghost boner]

How does a Mexican keep his lunch warm?

Sticks an ice cube up his nose.

i have no idea what this one means

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Black jokes and Mexican jokes are pretty much all the same:
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

[Necrophilic Mallard]

What's purple and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

[cxwx]

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a rock

You can’t fuck a rock

[kevin hash]

How does a Mexican keep his lunch warm?

Sticks an ice cube up his nose.

i have no idea what this one means

I'm not sure....I heard it while doing whip its at a party about 20 years ago.