Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

[cxwx]

How can you tell the stage is level?

Drool pours out of both sides of the drummers mouth

[kevin hash]

Did you hear the one about the pollack that snorted sweet n low?

He thought it was diet coke.

[cxwx]

Did you hear the one about the pollack that snorted sweet n low?

He thought it was diet coke.

[cxwx]

I remember this being passed around when I was a kid during the first Iraq war in 91

[hipster holocaust]

Why are Jews’ noses so big?
Because the air is free

What’s the worst part about rollerblading?
Having to tell your parents you’re homosexual

[cxwx]

The illegal alien felt sad and lonely after coming to the United States

He went to a baseball game and sat behind a pillar.

He felt welcome when everyone sang to him:

“Oh Jose can you see!?”

[cxwx]

A judge walked out of the bathroom with his fly down.

His secretary says “your garage door is open”

Later he asked her if she liked the Cadillac.

She said all she saw was an old Pinto with two flat tires.

[cxwx]

A black guy found a magic lamp and told the genie he wanted to be white and surrounded by pussy.

He turned him into a tampon.

[hipster holocaust]

Last night I had a 6 pack and a potato, also known as an Irish seven course meal

[Geeheeb]

Wow, you guys are really going hard in the paint with this one.

Lurkers: I no longer host this forum, and have not for years.

[kevin hash]

Did you hear about the girl who fell in the cess pool?

She couldn't swim but she went through all the movements.

[kevin hash]

Three words you don't want to hear while making love.

Honey I'm home.

[featherboa]

If you appear right leaning you get a discount from dreamhost

[kevin hash]

What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?

Toilet don't wanna cuddle after you drop a load in it.

[Necrophilic Mallard]

An atheist vegan cross-fitter goes to a party.
Which one do they tell you they are first?

[Necrophilic Mallard]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

No eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

No eyes legs or genitalia?
Still no fucking eye deer.

[kevin hash]

Wife: I want breast implants.

Husband: They're too expensive we can't afford em. Go grab a wad of toilet paper and rub it between your tits.

Wife: Will it make them bigger?

Husband: It worked on your ass.

[kevin hash]

Why don't Jewish girls swallow?

Because they want to be the spitting image of their mothers.

[hipster holocaust]

What was the worst part of being black at Dachau?

You had to sit in the back of the oven

[hipster holocaust]

You hear about the new line of Italian helicopters?

Dago wopwopwopwopwop

[hipster holocaust]

What’s worse than 9/11?
311

-Neil Hamburger

[Eight Bit Alien]

Why don't Jewish girls swallow?

Because they want to be the spitting image of their mothers.

what?

[kevin hash]

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's ass?

A mechanic.

[kevin hash]

What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's cock.

[kevin hash]

Why don't Italians have zits?

They slide off.