ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

[FVBTVS]

My confidence has been at an all time low. Life has been crazy lately. A couple of hours ago I found this dirty broken Xbox One controller. I decided to do one of my favorite old hobbies. I love restoring broken game controllers. After a couple of hours I smiled.

I still got it.

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Does Tucker Carlson like shitting his pants? I don't know, and I'm not saying that he does; I'm just asking questions, here. But what I do know is... I've never been in the same room as Tucker Carlson when he shit his pants and didn't enjoy it... and neither has anyone else I've ever asked. Now, maybe that's just a coincidence. But maybe not. Surely, for someone as well known and popular as Tucker Carlson, there would be at least one person out there who was in the same room as Tucker Carlson when he shit his pants and then complained about having incontinence issues. If so, where are they? I think its telling that no such person has ever come forward.

[Eight Bit Alien]

More garlic-flavored breast milk, please.

[Eight Bit Alien]

In defense of Bhad Babie. : r/raisedbynarcissists - Reddit
Apr 8, 2021 — In defense of Bhad Babie. · No politics

[Eight Bit Alien]

Steveo. I’m 35 years old. You were my idol growing up. You made using drugs and getting wasted so cool. I thought you were the man. Then you got sober and so did I. Man you helped me with my recovery in so many ways. I owe you so much. You’re a big reason why I’m sober. 11 years and 12 days today. Thank you Steve o

[Eight Bit Alien]

Niceee. I don't go around looking at kids or weird shit, but a month back I seen a 10ish year old in a early 2000's Twiztid shirt, so there's future hope right there.

[Necrometer]

https://www.metacritic.com/tv/the-lord- ... er-reviews

sorry for the context

but...

[FVBTVS]

https://www.metacritic.com/tv/the-lord- ... er-reviews

sorry for the context

but...

[Necrometer]

Top Gun: Maverick - 5

[Necrometer]

Versus purely being snare, I can hear the cymbal on top, the bass on bottom, and the snare in between. It's like a drum sandwich. Delicious.

[ghost boner]

If anyone is knows how to fix a garage do

[ghost boner]

Karma. Kicked a Christian business man (MyPillow Guy) out of your store and didn't sit well with the man upstairs.

[Eight Bit Alien]

You are a child of God but messing with this was not good. As for anybody who needs it I’m going to put this prayer here. Jesus most holy and pure, whatever is in this app that people have been messing with I am asking in your name to give protection to your children. I rebuke the spirit of this app it has no authority over the believers. Reveal the truth of what this app is doing. If it has opened a portal destroy this portal. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.

[Eight Bit Alien]

You're about as witty as an ESL student. Good "im rubber you're glue" comeback. you fucking you-know-what. (starts with an F)

[FVBTVS]

The foundation upon which we calculate variables and cast stones has equated to divide us. The computational perspectives have driven us away from the literal gravity of our shared experience.
Away from a natural math we culminate apart, in comfort, avoiding often the “hell” (Sarte) of other people. All this to be weighed against gold or some other illusory measure.
Move away from the data stream to be a friend instead of a veiled competitor. Open that dumb feeling in your chest and make room to be wrong or small, embarrassed and maybe quiet. Allow a pal to soar! Allow a contemporary to be happy! Compete for the same hot dog without being a jerk.
All that to say: It’s a busy week… come out and dance with me! The next moment is not promised and all we have are these things we attempt to “manifest” into this life that are no fun unless we share it with one another.

[Eight Bit Alien]

ALLOW A PAL TO SOAR rules

[Necrometer]

I wish I could do this.

But with “life.”

Like…

Byeee, for a moment while I throw actual shade at these conservative looking people.

Bye.

[FVBTVS]

I got bullet holes in my leg from when I used to sell meth before I got a gambling deal please don’t make me start selling meth again

[FVBTVS]

Your largest and longest running resource for Bradley Cooper since 2009. Bradley is not on any social media site

[Necrometer]

please don’t make me start selling meth again

This post is sponsored by Eagle Brand® Sweetened Condensed Milk.

It’s official: holiday party season is upon us.

Upon us or full-blown here? Probably more like it’s here and now and we’re in it.

The lights are up, the cookies are baked, and the presents are wrapped. And you’re juggling all the holiday parties to attend – and host.

And I KNOW, you’re looking to host the party that has all the easy appetizers (because you know you’re not going to stress yourself out) and an easy signature cocktail.

One that’s festive, fun, fancy-ish. One that will wow.

Insert: Chocolate White Russian.

What is a Chocolate White Russian?
I guess we should start with “what is a White Russian” first, huh?

The classic White Russian ingredients are as follows:

Vodka
Coffee Liqueur
Cream (or milk, or half-and-half)
Easy enough, huh?

But a White Russian with CHOCOLATE? The chocolate syrup takes it to the next level!

I like to think of it as a mix between a chocolate martini and a mocha martini (I’m not sure mocha martinis are actually a thing, but this could be the next mocha martini recipe, too).

How to Make a White Russian Creamy
There’s also another key ingredient in this recipe. One that takes it to a whole other level of luxurious and creamy and indulgent (i.e. PERFECT FOR THE HOLIDAYS).

It’s Eagle Brand® Sweetened Condensed Milk.

Forget the cream this time around, sweetened condensed milk brings an extra indulgent creaminess to this cocktail, along with a touch of sweetness, making it perfect for the holidays.

I absolutely love Eagle Brand® because it’s made with just two ingredients: sugar and milk. And you know how I feel about real ingredients. WIN.

[Eight Bit Alien]

They want caos on the streets, i belive in ufos, cuz i saw one a few ywears, but sadly a lots of things today are forced just to make caos.

[FVBTVS]

It’s all part of the process. You do not need to “should” on yourself.

[Necrometer]

WE ARE REMOVING INACTIVE MEMBERS FROM THE GROUP, SAY ANYTHING TO STAY ACTIVE.
Thanks Everyone
Looks delicious Salad

[Necrophilic Mallard]

My wife accidentally went through our sons social media, and found out that he is apparently doing drugs. We are very distressed and I'm trying to learn more about this stuff so we can help him. He is taking something that in youth slang is called "the dank boof" or something similar. We went though his room and found several packs with blocks of urinal deodoriser, some open and some brand new.

I'm not looking to judge anyone. I myself smoked marijuana on several occasions in high school, but got on with my life unscathed.

Please, what is this, and how can I help my autistic son?

[Necrometer]

I don’t know who needs to here this but

Procrastination isn’t laziness.

It’s. A. Trauma. Response.