Was Cameron Diaz always on coke?

[cxwx]

In the late 90’s and early 2000’s. Or just too much coffee?

[kevin hash]

She's a fuckin slut.

[featherboa]

i haven't given it much thought

[kevin hash]

You know the fuckin tramp snorted hella rails.

Right off ron Jeremy's pecker.

[The Bill]

No, she prefers 7-Up.

[cxwx]

She seemed like a complete spazz in interviews, like she swallowed a box of NoDoz.

Kirstin Bell is almost as bad.

I need Zerohero’s input.

[cxwx]

You know the fuckin tramp snorted hella rails.

Right off ron Jeremy's pecker.

Do you think she ate Brett Farves’ ass on the set of “Something About Mary” and now she regrets it because she’s a PC fag and he’s a maga chud?

[FVBTVS]

i saw her in a residential section of sobe in 99-2001 thereabout when she was really really fucking famous. she was sitting the back of a cab with her friend with the windows rolled down. it pulled up close to the curb where i was standing and we had a moment looking at each other. i was dumbstruck and slowly gestured at her in recognition. she was so physically beautiful i wince thinking about it.. her skin was so perfect that she was glowing like one of those twilight vampires in the day time. i recognized her as famous dead to last . i dont even think she's been too crazy looking in movies but in person she looked stupid. thats my gay cameron diaz story

[cxwx]

That sounds familiar

i bumped into cameron diaz back in the late 90's and she looked like her entire body was made out of sweet angel pussy skin.

trim

if you will

She must have give off those super pheromones the Illuminati injects into Hollywood elites.

[FVBTVS]

holy shit

[The Bill]

Bitch took a shower and applied some skin cream after and you peasants are acting like you just saw a Seraphim.

[FVBTVS]

[hipster holocaust]

I had to help Tara Reid with some shit at my job like 15 years ago. She seemed really fucked up on something, which was cool, but wish it was Cameron Diaz.

[kevin hash]

Tara Reid probably would have fed her colon to your prick if you had promised to buy her a bottle of Thunderbird.

[Hunter]

As long as we're talking celeb sightings and whatnot, I once met Chloe Sevigny on the street outside ABC No Rio before playing a show in 2003 maybe? She was walking around shopping with my band's drummer's girlfriend (who was in the Mighty Ducks sequels 2&3). I didn't even realize it at the time because she was introduced to me as Chloe - like no big deal. I was told who it was after the fact. I rarely can recognize celebrities in the real world - like my brain refuses to make the connections. There's been so many times when someone has said to me "Do you know who that was?!?" and I was completely oblivious.

I think that was the same show where the ABC No Rio staff wouldn't let Iann Robinson into the show because he was on MTV News, even though he was friends with the guitarist of my band. Weird shit!

[FVBTVS]

Chloe Sevigny

this way better than my story

[cxwx]

The Red Hot Chili Peppers asked my dad if he was going to their concert when they were in his cab, he didn’t know who they were and they said “we’re the Red Hot Chili Peppers!” And he responded “like I said, who are you.”

[cxwx]

I met suicidal tendencies when I was working at McDonald’s as a teenager, they were kind of dicks. Rocky George called one girl working there “miss thang” and pissed her off. I also met Propain working at the same place, they seemed really excited anyone knew who the fuck they were and they started airguitaring

[hipster holocaust]

Tara Reid probably would have fed her colon to your prick if you had promised to buy her a bottle of Thunderbird.

You’re probably right looking back at it. At the time I was happy working on the cocktail waitresses.

[kevin hash]

Tara Reid was next level cunt.

[hipster holocaust]

I think that was the same show where the ABC No Rio staff wouldn't let Iann Robinson into the show because he was on MTV News, even though he was friends with the guitarist of my band. Weird shit!

As much as I’m saddened that this place was leveled, posts like these make it easier to cope.

[The Bill]

I’ve ran afoul many celebrities and I don’t really care about that sort of thing so I never bothered interacting. Some things, crossed the street with Bruce Campbell, pissed next to Howard Stern, drank a beer next to Stone Cold Steve Austin. All the female celebrities are really puny. Um, Gwen Stefani is a cunt who thinks she matters more than anyone else and David Boreanaz is a little bitch that almost knocked pizza out of my arms running away from 12 year old girls. Damon Wayans asked me if I was alright while I was very hungover.

[hipster holocaust]

Damon Wayans asked me if I was alright while I was very hungover.

Out of all the ones I’ve heard this has to be one of the best

I remember talking about my dumb celebrity stuff on here a bit, maybe I’ll make a huge post later. There’s shit that’s starting to fade that really needs to be written down.

[cxwx]

Oh yeah, my dad also told Reba McEntire to go fuck herself when she cut in line in front of 20 people waiting for coffee at a truck stop and then threatened to shoot her roadie. He isn’t exactly stable.

[Eight Bit Alien]

OH YEAH WELL my dad got fucked in the mouth by jamiroquai back in 93, niggas is getting smoked G BELIEVE me