From now on the rules will be strictly enforced. Nobody is allowed to misbehave anymore.
People who are law abiding and refuse to succumb to the Evolutionary Feminine Chaos Archetype will be rewarded. If you are already good then you have nothing to fear.
In order to prevent anarchy, I am forced to implement a social credit system. This will be a top-down structure of harsh discipline, but also a decentralized peer-to-peer shame system.
From this moment forward, Board Demerits will be awarded in the following categories:
-Being late -False Metal-General spelling mistakes
-Evasive Weasel Obscuratantism-Sniper tactics
-Being a crab nigga (or hating)
-Autistic millennial BDSM tendencies -Calling the cops, FBI or CIA-Perceived slights
-Disrespecting board elders-Breaking 500 post rule
-Cultural Bolshevism
-Facilitating, participating in, or engaging in behavior conducive to the obstruction of a second party; the attempt to keep it real, keep/keeping it unreal, or kept/keep/keeping any static ontological state thereof (henceforth the Torsan Clause)-Being cringe
-Thinking about dudes-Anything else I forgot, but remember after I wake up from my nap
Board demerits are informally known as
BOGLINS. If a board member accrues too many BOGLINS, then a BOGOLOGY SQUAD will be deployed and the situation will be contained.Do not test me.
This is not a joke
Updates will be posted in this thread and demerits will be PUBLIC. Voluntary informants are welcomed, and failure to report a demeritous event will be viewed with suspicion.
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. 
