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samiam wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm Most of my favorite bands are mexican, like cephalic carnage
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cxwx wrote: Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:48 pm
It’s a damn shame most of the world considers pro-wrestling fake, stupid, and/or beneath them as the stories and antics of people like New Jack are more interesting than even jocks & musicians.
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Rest In Peace Funker. Going to the great barber college in the sky.
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Oh, he finally died. I know he wasn’t doing well for awhile.
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I watched Clash IX two nights ago. Flair vs. Funk I Quit Match is still the pinnacle of hardcore wrestling, IMO.

RIP Bray Wyatt. This one fucking sucks badly.
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i really dont know anything about wrestling or this guy but i thought this was really cute :rhug:
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

I have 8 children.
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Really seems like he was just a good dude all around. Heartbreaking.
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He had to take mental health breaks, here’s hoping he just knew how to play the millennial’s system, and didn’t have depression that made him do something unfortunate.
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I'm checking in with my Superstar Billy Graham painting of the Undertaker in space for the first time since he passed. :blackmeadow:

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Fucking Punk just can’t help but get into more tiffs backstage at AEW. And yet, I feel he’s probably right about everything.
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That company is run by a child who has no control over the wrestlers.
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kevin hash wrote: Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:25 pm That company is run by a child who has no control over the wrestlers.
They resigned the Young Fucks but release Punk. Fucking TNA and WCW 2000 were run better than this. I barely watched them during Punk’s first suspension and now they have nothing I care about. Maybe Samoa Joe.
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4 Robert.

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The Bill wrote: Sun Sep 03, 2023 5:34 pm
Spot on as usual.

There's no way old school promoters would put up with that kinda bullshit. Motherfuckers would be packing their bags and jobbing on their way out the door.

Tony Khan is a wanna be promoter.
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Whoa! Did he wrestle with skates on?

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samiam wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm Most of my favorite bands are mexican, like cephalic carnage
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Kola Kwariani was the only active chess playing professional wrestler in the United States.

Well, maybe not the only one:

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samiam wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm Most of my favorite bands are mexican, like cephalic carnage
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All these people are elderly and irrelevant now.

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Tuned in to Survivor Series just in time for the women's match.

Terrible. Cosplay whores.

Bayley needs to show off her clam.

No blood as expected. Cage matches need blood.

I miss the days of Fabulous Moolah and Debbie Combs.
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Miz vs. Gunther

Talk about who gives a fuck.

They blew it with The Miz years ago. Gunther is old school stylee in the vein of Killer Kowalski but minus the personality.

He has a nice haircut.

I barely paid attention.
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