things that make you irrationally angry
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Dave Chappelle nowadays. Not only is he an unfunny cunt, he now includes these "wise old man" bits into his comedy routines where he spouts dumb clichées like " Never get between a man and his meal".
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This unfunny dumbass:
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“don’t shit where you eat”
and people use it re: resisting the urge to fuck a coworker
but why those words
is the idea that houses have kitchens and bathrooms (separate rooms) for a reason, and you just want to be sure to do the right thing in the right place?
maybe I’m not mad anymore
i had thought the “eat” part was more directly connected to the “work” aspect (like… bringing home the bacon, putting food on the table, mouths to feed) but couldn’t figure out the connection between shitting and fucking![🤷](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f937.svg)
and people use it re: resisting the urge to fuck a coworker
but why those words
is the idea that houses have kitchens and bathrooms (separate rooms) for a reason, and you just want to be sure to do the right thing in the right place?
maybe I’m not mad anymore
i had thought the “eat” part was more directly connected to the “work” aspect (like… bringing home the bacon, putting food on the table, mouths to feed) but couldn’t figure out the connection between shitting and fucking
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It’s more about outdoors. Like camping. Don’t take a dump near your food supple or fire pit. It’s about sanitation and attracting unwanted animal friends.Necrometer wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2023 4:04 pm “don’t shit where you eat”
and people use it re: resisting the urge to fuck a coworker
but why those words
is the idea that houses have kitchens and bathrooms (separate rooms) for a reason, and you just want to be sure to do the right thing in the right place?
maybe I’m not mad anymore
i had thought the “eat” part was more directly connected to the “work” aspect (like… bringing home the bacon, putting food on the table, mouths to feed) but couldn’t figure out the connection between shitting and fucking![]()
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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Re: things that make you irrationally angry
eggnog being gone from stores SO FAST
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The nog industry knows that the majority of their customer base has New Year’s resolutions that don’t include nog. Don’t think I’ve tasted the stuff since I was a kid with a McD’s nog milkshake. Probably makes me a false but I’m ok with that.
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it was gone way before NYE here, though!!!
I’ve made it before so i can’t be THAT mad
haha i remember the nog shake - i think i liked it?
I’ve made it before so i can’t be THAT mad
haha i remember the nog shake - i think i liked it?
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When I had dumb kid taste palate I liked both the nog and the shamerock shakes. When there were no seasonals, I’d rotate between chocolate and vanilla. Strawberry shake can go fuck itself. Dip my fries in all of them.
Rational anger is that I’m reminiscing about McD’s and I’m tempted to go get a small shake and small fries. Seriously don’t think I’ve done that shit in at least 35 years….
Rational anger is that I’m reminiscing about McD’s and I’m tempted to go get a small shake and small fries. Seriously don’t think I’ve done that shit in at least 35 years….
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the milkshake will taste good but all the other food will taste like fucking shit and you'll regret it, and feel tricked
i mean that's usually my experience with mcdonalds cravings, anyway
i mean that's usually my experience with mcdonalds cravings, anyway
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dudes I have so much mcdonalds nostalgia
james my fond memories were cranked into overdrive ever since - just pre-pandemic - I was in australia and for whatever reason this bar & grill had a plant-based big mac imitation/tribute on the menu... I had to order it. it was FUCKING AWESOME. I think about that non-stop. I fucking love junk food and... when some semi-competent place strives for the same sensation, but does it using better ingredients... it's euphoric.
if some nearby place conjured up a primo arch deluxe clone I'd weigh 300 pounds
I'm so glad you referenced the shamrock shake, ryan - I almost name-dropped it for the same reason you did (seasonal oddity)
I can't remember if I posted about this before, but my friends and I would entertain ourselves by going to mcdonalds and ordering all the shit that NO LONGER EXISTED (at the moment), like:
medium fries
barq root beer
shamrock shake
pepperoni pizza
cherry pie
mcdlt meal... dino-sized
mcrib
etc
this was the most hilarious shit at the time, and if youtube existed we would have been gods
one time we pulled this stunt via drive through during the BREAKFAST rush (like... we waited in a very long line just to place our stupid impossible order) and after we finished the order, they didn't say anything, which was out of the ordinary - usually the person would just laugh and tell us they didn't have those items. after a minute or so - with us just sitting in the big queue - the manager (a wiry black dude wearing a track suit... a mcdonalds track suit?) physically came out to our car and unloaded an insane tirade. we were completely shocked hahaha...
I am drunk
I made a PB&J cocktail of my own design and it was awesome
james my fond memories were cranked into overdrive ever since - just pre-pandemic - I was in australia and for whatever reason this bar & grill had a plant-based big mac imitation/tribute on the menu... I had to order it. it was FUCKING AWESOME. I think about that non-stop. I fucking love junk food and... when some semi-competent place strives for the same sensation, but does it using better ingredients... it's euphoric.
if some nearby place conjured up a primo arch deluxe clone I'd weigh 300 pounds
I'm so glad you referenced the shamrock shake, ryan - I almost name-dropped it for the same reason you did (seasonal oddity)
I can't remember if I posted about this before, but my friends and I would entertain ourselves by going to mcdonalds and ordering all the shit that NO LONGER EXISTED (at the moment), like:
medium fries
barq root beer
shamrock shake
pepperoni pizza
cherry pie
mcdlt meal... dino-sized
mcrib
etc
this was the most hilarious shit at the time, and if youtube existed we would have been gods
one time we pulled this stunt via drive through during the BREAKFAST rush (like... we waited in a very long line just to place our stupid impossible order) and after we finished the order, they didn't say anything, which was out of the ordinary - usually the person would just laugh and tell us they didn't have those items. after a minute or so - with us just sitting in the big queue - the manager (a wiry black dude wearing a track suit... a mcdonalds track suit?) physically came out to our car and unloaded an insane tirade. we were completely shocked hahaha...
I am drunk
I made a PB&J cocktail of my own design and it was awesome
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I have some vague memory when I was really little of the McDonald pies being these deep fried things. The apple pies had apples in them but the cherry pies just had cherry flavored jelly.
Is this a false memory or can anyone else corroborate.
Is this a false memory or can anyone else corroborate.
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yeah that sounds reasonable
the "apple pieces" could have been fucking anything though
but yeah I think they were more "chunky" while cherry was just goo
you guys all know that there's zero nut in honey nut cheerios, right? it's apricot pit or something
the "apple pieces" could have been fucking anything though
but yeah I think they were more "chunky" while cherry was just goo
you guys all know that there's zero nut in honey nut cheerios, right? it's apricot pit or something
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somewhere there's a guy who had depression and worked at the cheerio factory, and that one nice but annoying coworker made their "...sometimes you don't!" joke about how there's no nut in the factory recipe, and the guy killed himself because it had been months since he either felt like a nut or don't
i'm very sleep deprived im sorry if this wasn't worth reading
i'm very sleep deprived im sorry if this wasn't worth reading
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Isn't that mounds/almond joy though?Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 12:26 am somewhere there's a guy who had depression and worked at the cheerio factory, and that one nice but annoying coworker made their "...sometimes you don't!" joke about how there's no nut in the factory recipe, and the guy killed himself because it had been months since he either felt like a nut or don't
i'm very sleep deprived im sorry if this wasn't worth reading
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Coworker in the Nuts 'N Honey cereal factory opens his gob one too many times and finds himself stuffed into an industrial oat roasting oven.
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I now also want mcd's but the closest fast food I can walk to is Carl's so I might settle for that. Also my mom thought it was the funniest thing in the world to order a "big sack" at the mcd's drive thru and I am here to tell you it was. It was the funniest thing ever
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Yeah we definitely had those in Germany a lifetime ago
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soundbars, bluetooth, noise canceling shit everything sucks shit isnt loud enough sounds bad fuck everything
the kids cant possibly be listening to their music loud enough. children need ear violating volmume nutrients to grow into healthy productive adults
the kids cant possibly be listening to their music loud enough. children need ear violating volmume nutrients to grow into healthy productive adults
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Have you heard what kids listen to now? They need headphones that cancel out that noise.
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thinking about how that 13 year old kid who beat tetris... is never ever going to have anything like that rush for the rest of his life. NEVER.
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After his suicide, parents all over Middle America start a campaign to not let their own children actually finish a video game. Millions of copies of Grand Theft Auto 6 go unfinished. Copies of NES games like Silver Surfer, Ninja Gaiden, Battle Toads, and Bayou Billy sell for hundreds on EBay.Necrometer wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:56 pm thinking about how that 13 year old kid who beat tetris... is never ever going to have anything like that rush for the rest of his life. NEVER.