I guess us wiseguys were dead on. He could have cut paste this thread as a book appendix of song titles. Ever song really is about chasing dicks.kevin hash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 9:19 pm In honor of Halford's book.....
I laughed hard at this thread.
WHAT JUDAS PRIEST SONGS ARE REALLY ABOUT.
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Halford - Winter Songs (christmas album)
1. Get into the Spirit -lounging around covered in cum
2. We Three Kings - Three guys jacking off in a circle
3. Oh Come O Come Emanuel- JO encouragement song
4. Winter Song - yet another fantasy about Johnny Winter's albino wanger
5. What Child Is This - 100% "_______"
6. Christmas for Everyone - Stockings stuffed with cocks
7. I Don't Care If It's Christmas Night - song about going out to texas truckstops on xmas eve crusing for trucker cocks.
8. Light of the World - Song about cocks from each country in the world
9. Oh Holy Night- Song about buttholes gaping ready to fuck
10. Come All Ye Faithful - Group JO song
1. Get into the Spirit -lounging around covered in cum
2. We Three Kings - Three guys jacking off in a circle
3. Oh Come O Come Emanuel- JO encouragement song
4. Winter Song - yet another fantasy about Johnny Winter's albino wanger
5. What Child Is This - 100% "_______"
6. Christmas for Everyone - Stockings stuffed with cocks
7. I Don't Care If It's Christmas Night - song about going out to texas truckstops on xmas eve crusing for trucker cocks.
8. Light of the World - Song about cocks from each country in the world
9. Oh Holy Night- Song about buttholes gaping ready to fuck
10. Come All Ye Faithful - Group JO song
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Pantera featuring Rob Halford - Light Comes Out of Black (Buffy the Vampire Slayer soundtrack)
cumming so hard into a dilated anal cavity that there's bound to be some splash-back.
cumming so hard into a dilated anal cavity that there's bound to be some splash-back.
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Hahah this thread is BACK my niggas!!!
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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I'm going to see Judas Priest tonight.
I haven't listened to their newest album but I assume Invincible Shield is about condoms
I haven't listened to their newest album but I assume Invincible Shield is about condoms
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i never fucking saw this thread holy shit
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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this is such a good idea ahhahha
invincible shield is fucking incredible tbh
invincible shield is fucking incredible tbh
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Decided to spin it today for the first time and there have been at least 5 "holy shit" riffs in the first 3 songs. Faulkner absolutely rips on this. I didn't realize Tipton is still contributing in the writing and studio playing but I'm glad he is.Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:14 am this is such a good idea ahhahha
invincible shield is fucking incredible tbh
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yeah dude i tend to grade bands this old on a curve, but not necessary here.
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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I've seen Priest 6 times now (5 with Halford) and last night's show in Boston was the best I've ever heard Halford sing with Priest, and almost as good as when I saw him on the Resurrection tour opening for Maiden. The man is 72 years old and sounds incredible. I was fucking blown away. If you get the chance to see Priest on this tour, do it.