IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself

[Eight Bit Alien]

SCREAM BLOODY GORE

[Eight Bit Alien]

IF YOUR NAME ISN'T SCREAM BLOODY GORE YOU SHOULD BE HOMELESS

[Eight Bit Alien]

[Eight Bit Alien]

The Sound of Perseverance is a BRIGHT sounding album

it sounds BRIGHT and has CLARITY

[MPD]

I was going to say that this thread needs more Leningrad Cowboys.

but I just don't really feel that way.

[spacehamster]

I was going to say that this thread needs more Leningrad Cowboys.

but I just don't really feel that way.

It's an endless source of amusement to me how your signature works with absolutely anything you post.

Anyway,

[Whee of the Dead]

they torture you BY CUTTING OFF!! YOUR CCCOOOOCCKKK!!!!

[godofdeadlydeath]

DRINK FROM THE GOBLET THE GOBLET OF GOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGH

[featherboa]

this thread is going to get demonetized

[ghost boner]

If you aren't the part that goes ON THIS FUCKING EARRRRTHH in left to die your mom should call you gay

[ghost boner]

If you're not the main riff in zombie ritual a train should run over your little brothers bike

[ghost boner]

If you're not ed repka artwork you should be considered retarded

[godofdeadlydeath]

If you aren't Reifert's drum fill at 0:38 of Infernal Death, then I hope your cat dies

[ghost boner]

If you don't say your own band name, which is the best band name, 80 times on every record in emphasis a cockroach should crawl on your balls. Like one of those big ones that flies too

[godofdeadlydeath]

If your band logo doesn't have dripping blood, spiderwebs, the grim fucking reaper, an inverted cross and a sickle, you should get a brain tumor and die at the age of 34

[ghost boner]

If you don't cover painkiller and somehow manage to make a perfect song better a guy with sweaty palms should handle your sandwich

[featherboa]

if you're not inside crystal mountain figure it out

[Geeheeb]

if you can't pull the plug, choke on it

[featherboa]

I misted up a little just now from scavenger of human sorrow being so good

[ghost boner]

If you don't mist up a little to scavenger of human sorry you should have to eat carrot cake

[Eight Bit Alien]

If you listen to any music that doesn't have a 1234 - bridge - 1234 structure so that you just play every song identically twice, with a solo in the middle, you should be thrown through the wall into an asylum for the insane undead (mentally ill ghouls) forever

[Eight Bit Alien]

If you're not a yelling ghoul holding a cup then I don't like you, to be quite frank

[Eight Bit Alien]

If you're alive in any sense, and not dead, then you should be barred from owning land and be legally renamed to a girls name

[Eight Bit Alien]

Hi this is my autistic son susan, he's being a little pussy about regurgitating guts

This is my other son, Living Monstrosity, yes he's dead thank you for noticing

[ghost boner]

If you're not overtly effeminate and the godfather of the most brutal type of music you should have to recreate that video from the 90s where the elephant sits on that guys head and it goes up the elephants ass and YOURE THE GUY