ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

[the awesome Assassin]

Just spent $170 on Soilwork records. Fuck yeah.

[Eight Bit Alien]

AITA for being annoyed that my autistic sister has been putting bugs into my food?

[Geeheeb]

Lecture so far:

• * A chicken played mary had a little lamb on the piano
  * Grand Rapids is rural
  * There's this horse that always knows how old you are
  * 7 Year old girl named Pagan who cries herself to sleep because she is in danger of being bitten by tarantulas while you watch all the Die Hard films.

[riley-o]

Dio is an amazing singer. And has great tracks.

But I can only listen to Lords of the Rings shit for so long. Now, rainbow Dio is always fucking on point.

I need that street shit. (Like Di Anno maiden)

[FVBTVS]

I don’t like that people in academia make their work inaccessible by not using plain everyday English. Over 50%of adults in America cannot read over a 4th grade level. You’re writing about certain groups and their spaces but they can’t understand your work. It’s also ableist.

[Eight Bit Alien]

10 years ago it was easy because I had only like 20 pornstars to keep track of and only like 5-10 porn networks. So my idea was just downloading all scenes of these pornstar from these networks (I was buying subscriptions from them) and then manually checking them all and delete the bad ones.
However, 10 years later, my storage got bigger. Now there are much more porn, many more beautiful girls, more sites, trackers, genres. I'm just lost. Currently I have like 700+ models I want to keep track of their scenes and over 100 porn networks/sites. So its basically impossible for me to keep the track like I used to do. So nowadays what I do is, whenever I want to update the scenes of pornstar, I just search her on EMP/PL and download the torrents.
Its highly possible some of the scenes will be missing here but I don't have the time to check what is missing, where can I get them etc.
It's just so much data!!!
I also don't have the time to manually check the old scenes and delete the bad ones. I have like 70TB+ of porn right now. I'm using a porn organizer app aswell, it looks nice but still its far away from the system I had 10 years ago. Just too much porn.
Still, this is not the worst problem to have I guess.

[Geeheeb]

I was at the store earlier today, doing my casual shopping and was stopped by an employee in an aggressive way, saying I couldn’t rip a hit in the store. Is this that every Meijer or just the one in Lake Lansing?

[FVBTVS]

70 terabytes of porn

[Eight Bit Alien]

I wish there was an easy way to figure out how many hours that is

Does this man own more pornography than is possible to view in a lifetime??

[FVBTVS]

whats the name of the fucking pornganizer app

wiot

[ghost boner]

Love Del Taco, but the customer service is really bad. I was shorted an epic burrito over a month ago and I contacted customer service twice to report and follow up on this matter but no one has responded. They told me that they are very backed up, but I feel like I’ve been cheated a burrito and your company doesn’t really care. All I would like is for the epic burrito to be replaced. That’s it. 
The most frustrating part is that I go to Del taco on a regular basis and I use the app often and I feel this is a pretty poor way to treat any customers, let alone regular customers. 

[Eight Bit Alien]

Hahahaha the word "epic" thrown in there really fucking elevates things ahhaha

[riley-o]

So disappointing you were beautiful with real ones I’m sure! I like floppy tits babe! Anyway I know not my business we can still love cats together

[cxwx]

On his linked in he calls himself master of puppets. Possibly a reference to a famous heavy metal song.

[Geeheeb]

Hopefully he posts in all caps for the next few hours then dies

[Eight Bit Alien]

I've been pretty depressed, so it's not as consistent anymore, and a lot of the info I've once retained for my interests are a bit faded, but...

Nudism, coffee, character design, and Left 4 Dead