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Cringing little milksop of a puppet :lol: :lol:
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soooo funny!!!*

*EBA thinks it's edgy to enjoy this unbearable asshole's ramblings
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Imagine being asked a humorous question about a muppet and reacting like the stick just slid another three inches up your ass.
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I'd be mad at Elmo too if I destroyed my libido with anti-anxiety meds at the peak of my notoriety.
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The alpha male guitar riff behind EVERYTHING just kills me :lol:
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he actually looks great there. id bet my life he's on testosterone
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And when you stare too long into the abyss of the shampoo bottle, you better bloody hope you picked a “no tears” formula, because that shampoo is going to stare right back into you too ! And abyssal shampoo isn’t very nice, I can tell you that !!
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I 100% agree with every grand wizard Peterson video on this page so far


I get so fucking mad when i go to buy TOOTHPASTE and there are 483738 fucking bullshits staring at me like greedly little retarded frogs
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This guys channel is 90% sucking Petersons flaccid benzo dick.
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That guy realllllly tries too hard to frame anyone against Peterson as Far Left and he fails pretty miserably at it, and just keeps talking to sound smarter.
Stabbed in the eyes with a fucking caak...

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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 8:14 am That guy realllllly tries too hard to frame anyone against Peterson as Far Left and he fails pretty miserably at it, and just keeps talking to sound smarter.
"Millionaire Mentor" is that supposed to mean he is a rich guy who mentors you? Or that he is going to teach you how to become rich? Then why does he have a shitty fucking two bit pathetic YouTube channel? It's almost as if he is completely full of shit!
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You guys are just jealous that you're not nearly as stupid as that guy. I bet he's happy as hell all day long.
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Hunter wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:41 am You guys are just jealous that you're not nearly as stupid as that guy. I bet he's happy as hell all day long.
He looks like he has one of those hitler youth hair cuts that were popular ten years ago but then let the sides grow back in. Giving him a very soft beta-malish look. I get effeminate closeted ( self loathing ) homosexual vibes, which is sad because he probably has a trad wife and five kids. I'm also really confused because the guy on his website and instagram looks like a completely different person unless he got really out of shape or the person in the YouTube channel is someone else. I've wasted far too many brain cells on this. I'm probably as dumb as he is now but I'm still not happy.
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I don't recommend anyone waste almost 3 hours of this life watching this but Peterson is essentially full on climate denialism mode now and justifies if with an appeal to authority argument about how "only 1% of scientists are serious people who aren't just ivory tower careerists. None of the scientists that I know think there's a climate crisis."

The most offensive thing is the unmitigated gall of the cunt hosting this calls his podcast "pints with Aquinas".
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Meh, the weather's fine
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samiam wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm Most of my favorite bands are mexican, like cephalic carnage
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I like to imagine JP's reaction if he were ever put in a headlock.

(Desperate Kermit voice) "Unhand me, heathen! Your barbaric display of cruelty is completely without warrant! **cough** Stop hoisting my neck immediately before I lose consciousness and soil these garments which cost more than a year's salary of a brute like you! **cough cough** I wish no harm befall anyone, but that is changing with each moment that I struggle to breath while in your grasp! <beginning to sob> It's not right to enact such inhumane force on a man who longs for a time when common sense and reason were paramount and thus considered pillars of society by every measure of human civility!" **cough**
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i bet he has a pretty healthy dose of retard strength
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Yeah he's got that wiry methhead strength I bet
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He was also rambling about how he would vote for Trump if he was an American and how awesome the Elon musk as "efficiency expert" or whatever the fuck trump called it would be and almost came in his pants at the idea.

I imagine all his muscles have withered from the Xanax abuse and a stiff breeze would knock him over.
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You'd only need to be stronger than apple cider vinegar to have a massive advantage over him.
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Hunter wrote: Wed Sep 25, 2024 6:36 am You'd only need to be stronger than apple cider vinegar to have a massive advantage over him.
Hahhaha I forgot about his whole sulfates nightmare vision quest.
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