the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

[Eight Bit Alien]

This is true

One time on Christmas morning i went downstairs and my cat was covered in blood, because she was killing a gigantic garter snake while golden winter light poured onto her through the window like a spotlight from a police helicopter.

After checking her for bites I kinda wondered why the fuck i had just stepped into a Rubens painting, like the symbolism was so straightforward I had to replay the last few days in my head to make sure I hadn't asked the universe for a sign.

I haven't showered since Saturday btw

[featherboa]

symbolic

[FVBTVS]

[godofdeadlydeath]

that symbolic act performed by your cat was SO VIVIIIIIIID

[postaddiction]

Anybody want to go to the strip club and see 50 Cent sit in a booth? Gotta grab tickets today or else they'll be $100 each

[postaddiction]

[ghost boner]

Door to door like 5 hours if you exclude the nightmare holiday traffic

I'm tempted drive up Tuesday night and stay in the most adequate hotel in Barstow (oof) or Victorville (yeesh)

Victorville, while being a giant shithole, actually has some nice hotels. The home 2 and Hampton inn are nice and next to some serious eats. I grew up there so I can recommend some good food. If you do stay there make sure to eat at alazanes and get the Texano burrito. Fuck, I want one right God damn now