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Geeheeb
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by Geeheeb Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:55 pm
riley-o wrote: monsterod wrote: FINAL JUDGMENT: Not gay, IF, in the context of a threesome with a real girl (genetic girl, if you're gonna be shitty about it). For example, boning Lola and finishing with a tit fuck/cumshot on Marissa: not gay. A double blowjob, however: kinda gay. Buttfucking Marissa and jizzing on Lola is right out.
what
you don't get the final judgment. you're an asshole.
i think, personally, if i looked
only at the tits, made sure my jizz came in from the side so it only hit knockers and maybe an arm and some sheets, i wiped off the jizz after with a towel so mari didn't secretly eat any of it "to carry a part of you around all day", and then i ran out of there, i'd be able to convince myself that i was still 100% hetero.
FVBTVS wrote: ↑ Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pm from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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by monsterod Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:56 pm
FINAL JUDGMENT: my FINAL JUDGMENT is FINAL.
turn these off meatman.
Frank Friendly
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by Frank Friendly Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:57 pm
I would fuck a horse if it looked like a hot girl. is that gay ?
soiled depends wrote: stupid, fucking worthless and with nothing interesting to contribute. Save it for your high school battle of the bands you depressed xasthur fans...
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by Dr Yail Bloor Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:58 pm
Frank Friendly wrote: I would fuck a horse if it looked like a hot girl. is that gay ?
neigh!
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
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by BUNGVOX Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:59 pm
Frank Friendly wrote: I would fuck a horse if it looked like a hot girl. is that gay ?
me too.
id titty fuck MariMar in a new york minute.
it helps that im a cretin fan too.
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by Iron Goldie Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:00 pm
I accidentally some fake titties, is this gay?
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by Geeheeb Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:02 pm
Mari Mar's knees are kinda sharp, don't you think?
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Reverend
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by Reverend Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:27 pm
either way you look at it theres another pile of cock in the room, most likely getting hard because of YOUR touch and smell.
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by father of lies Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:34 pm
The question, people, is not "is it gay?" but rather...
fvkk
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by Brian P. Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:45 pm
it would only be gay if one talked about their inner feelings of hope and joy while doing so.
Music is the pleasure the mind gets by counting subconsciously.
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by Black Jacques Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:08 pm
No it wouldn't make you gay - but make no mistake, you'd still be titfucking another man.
father of lies
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by father of lies Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:10 pm
Why do we need to label things? I'm looking at you, Krieg. Can't we just tittyfuck in peace?
fvkk
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by riley-o Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:17 pm
father of lies wrote: Can't we just tittyfuck in peace?
i agree with this, for sure.
what are you by the way ? b-cup ?
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LolaFaun
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by LolaFaun Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:21 pm
Pisscubes wrote: If you make Mari get you a beer afterwords, totally cool. gay for sure .
What if you talked about the proper drink accompaniment for a paella, or the incest themes running through Anais Nin's diary?
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by takeasneededforpain Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:22 pm
Were you gay before you started?
Eat shit and live...
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by father of lies Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:25 pm
riley-o wrote: father of lies wrote: Can't we just tittyfuck in peace?
i agree with this, for sure.
what are you by the way ? b-cup ?
I'm sure they're just As by now. I'm down 25lbs since the end of March.
fvkk
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by LolaFaun Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:25 pm
Pisscubes wrote: takeasneededforpain wrote: Were you gay before you started?
Dude. Gay is sexually transmitted. So, even if you're straight... you can "catch the gay". EVERYONE knows that.
Yeah, I hear the first symptom is the need to shave off all your pubic hair.
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by Double Anal Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:56 pm
why does it matter where the jizz lands? if im being filmed ducking a super hot porn star chick and i pull out and some jizz gets on the cameraMAN doe that make me gay? i get jizz on myself sometimes does that make me gay? whatever. if i was drunk enough id fuck a trannie only if she was convincingly female looking and i was not in LA.
neckbeard wrote: It depends on poop and sweat
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by Mari_Mar Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:58 pm
Double Anal wrote: ...and i was not in LA.
Why...
What have you heard...
*suspicious squint* Pisscubes wrote: "Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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by father of lies Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:05 pm
Two weeks ago, I trimmed the boys. I went for a walk with a friend, and it was pretty humid, so my ball enclosure started sticking. I stopped at home to powder my newly shorn sac with rose scented dusting powder from Lush. Jesus christ on a stick am I a faggot sometimes.
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by Double Anal Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:05 pm
Mari_Mar wrote: Double Anal wrote: ...and i was not in LA.
Why...
What have you heard...
*suspicious squint*
just dont want to get caught, esp if manzig finds out id be in deep shit. if id fuck a trannie itd be in a place where i knew noone and have zero chance of getting caught. i have a high reputation to maintain.
neckbeard wrote: It depends on poop and sweat
Geeheeb
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by Geeheeb Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:06 pm
Double Anal wrote: Mari_Mar wrote: Double Anal wrote: ...and i was not in LA.
Why...
What have you heard...
*suspicious squint*
just dont want to get caught, esp if manzig finds out id be in deep shit. if id fuck a trannie itd be in a place where i knew noone and have zero chance of getting caught. i have a high reputation to maintain.
MDF!
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by Double Anal Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:07 pm
oh yeah cause no one on this board goes to mdf and will keep their mouth shut
neckbeard wrote: It depends on poop and sweat
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by Mari_Mar Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:10 pm
MURDER FEeeehh... Oh no. That's in LA. I guess no tranny pussy for you... Shucks.
Pisscubes wrote: "Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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by Geeheeb Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:12 pm
Mari_Mar wrote: tranny pussy
JUMBO SHRIMP.
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