Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?
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Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?
so i have muscles and want to titfuck a dude and SUDDENLY i'm a homosexual
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Well, that and you like showing other dudes your balls, which doesn't help.riley-o wrote:so i have muscles and want to titfuck a dude and SUDDENLY i'm a homosexual
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i think maybe in a regular situation this could be considered gay, however in the sense of being a fan of cretin im pretty sure its fine. i mean i like cretin but not enough to bone any of them. if this was judas priest though and i had to take it full force from rob. no fucking problem. like my asshole could take the most severe beating it will ever know from him but since hes in the best band ever and my friends would be like "yeah dude, i mean thats pretty gay but it HAD to happen" its actually the straightest thing a man could ever do.
also riley, do you remember my working theory that if you bone a guy it takes his hetero away and adds it to yours? ie: you are a straight man, whos only had hetero sex, you are a 1 on the sexuality scale. once you do a dude you take his 1 and add it to yours. now hes at zero and is therefor gay. once he does a guy hell get his one back. so in a sense, if you came on a dude after fucking its tits, you took one of his heteros. now unless hes boned alot of dudes and saved up his heteros, hes fine, otherwise thats a gay dude now. until he bones another dude, of course.
also riley, do you remember my working theory that if you bone a guy it takes his hetero away and adds it to yours? ie: you are a straight man, whos only had hetero sex, you are a 1 on the sexuality scale. once you do a dude you take his 1 and add it to yours. now hes at zero and is therefor gay. once he does a guy hell get his one back. so in a sense, if you came on a dude after fucking its tits, you took one of his heteros. now unless hes boned alot of dudes and saved up his heteros, hes fine, otherwise thats a gay dude now. until he bones another dude, of course.
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Riley! I should have known!
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Good point.Hell-haine wrote:What I am trying to say is that the conscious mind doesn't control everything.
I am not saying that women who orgasm while getting raped have a rape fantasy fulfilled and get into it.
I think that during rape there are so much adrenalin flowing that things escape one's control, kinda like peeing out of fear?
Honestly, ever since I've been on estrogen (2 years today!) everything feels more intense during sex, but it's harder for me to orgasm. Not only that, but I find that my own orgasm isn't really all that important to me now. In the past I always viewed orgasm as sort of a benchmark that the sex was good. That totally isn't true for me now. I've had tons of great sex without ever getting anywhere near an orgasm.Hell-haine wrote:Unfortunately the majority of women are not "built" to orgasm, and men are not "built" to give them.
So, maybe part of the reason women have a hard time orgasming is hormonal, and another part is general indifference, plus the other things you mentioned???
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hard paranormal dong wrote:also riley, do you remember my working theory that if you bone a guy it takes his hetero away and adds it to yours? ie: you are a straight man, whos only had hetero sex, you are a 1 on the sexuality scale. once you do a dude you take his 1 and add it to yours. now hes at zero and is therefor gay. once he does a guy hell get his one back. so in a sense, if you came on a dude after fucking its tits, you took one of his heteros. now unless hes boned alot of dudes and saved up his heteros, hes fine, otherwise thats a gay dude now. until he bones another dude, of course.
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oh yeah i do remember your theory verno -- like stealing a man's essence when you look in his eyes as he dies on your blade, only in this case you're stealing all his hetero when you look in his eyes as he orgasms on your flesh sword... i would look at it like he's draining out any gay you may have and absorbing it, which means to be a true man you have to periodically fuck a dude to get rid of any built-up gay.
however, i really don't think that it relates at this time, and i think people are largely missing the true nature of this question, which is: are boobs so awesome that even fucking a dude's boobs becomes totally rad and transcendent of quibbles regarding gender ?
however, i really don't think that it relates at this time, and i think people are largely missing the true nature of this question, which is: are boobs so awesome that even fucking a dude's boobs becomes totally rad and transcendent of quibbles regarding gender ?
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ok in that case then id say fuck it, fuck some tits if you wanna fuck tits. sometimes you just gotta fuck tits, be they on a male or nailed to a desk or something. they are still tits, ya know?
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This should be made into a Gay Highlander. At the end of the movie it won't be two dudes fighting with swords on top of a warehouse, it will be 2 truckers at a truck stop trying to unbutton each others' pants.hard paranormal dong wrote:i think maybe in a regular situation this could be considered gay, however in the sense of being a fan of cretin im pretty sure its fine. i mean i like cretin but not enough to bone any of them. if this was judas priest though and i had to take it full force from rob. no fucking problem. like my asshole could take the most severe beating it will ever know from him but since hes in the best band ever and my friends would be like "yeah dude, i mean thats pretty gay but it HAD to happen" its actually the straightest thing a man could ever do.
also riley, do you remember my working theory that if you bone a guy it takes his hetero away and adds it to yours? ie: you are a straight man, whos only had hetero sex, you are a 1 on the sexuality scale. once you do a dude you take his 1 and add it to yours. now hes at zero and is therefor gay. once he does a guy hell get his one back. so in a sense, if you came on a dude after fucking its tits, you took one of his heteros. now unless hes boned alot of dudes and saved up his heteros, hes fine, otherwise thats a gay dude now. until he bones another dude, of course.
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it's kind of a complex question though. Are we talking manboobs or just implants? Because I'm not putting my dick between this guy's bosoms:riley-o wrote:however, i really don't think that it relates at this time, and i think people are largely missing the true nature of this question, which is: are boobs so awesome that even fucking a dude's boobs becomes totally rad and transcendent of quibbles regarding gender ?
but I could probably be convinced to stick my wiener between MM's implants and rub it around a little bit.
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Mari needs to quit being a prude and show more titty pics. Preferably with Lola.
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This could be both terrible and awesome. Terrible in the sense that it's gays killing gays. Shit, maybe it'll sell to a bunch of conservatives just for that alone.ThePhillyExperiment wrote:This should be made into a Gay Highlander. At the end of the movie it won't be two dudes fighting with swords on top of a warehouse, it will be 2 truckers at a truck stop trying to unbutton each others' pants.
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I agree!!! Too bad she's across the country...F/K/A HAPF wrote:Mari needs to quit being a prude and show more titty pics. Preferably with Lola.
It's my b'day weekend... More boob pics are inevitable.
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Im slightly intrigued . . .F/K/A HAPF wrote:Mari needs to quit being a prude and show more titty pics. Preferably with Lola.
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Dude, that's gay...Reverend wrote:Im slightly intrigued . . .F/K/A HAPF wrote:Mari needs to quit being a prude and show more titty pics. Preferably with Lola.
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Mari_Mar wrote:Dude, that's gay...Reverend wrote:Im slightly intrigued . . .F/K/A HAPF wrote:Mari needs to quit being a prude and show more titty pics. Preferably with Lola.
If thats all it takes i may as well have a man fuck my squashed spider and get it over with
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Nah... Here, just fuck my tits...Reverend wrote:If thats all it takes i may as well have a man fuck my squashed spider and get it over with
*offers tits*
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Mari_Mar wrote:Nah... Here, just fuck my tits...Reverend wrote:If thats all it takes i may as well have a man fuck my squashed spider and get it over with
*offers tits*
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I'm just saying!!!Reverend wrote:Mari_Mar wrote:Nah... Here, just fuck my tits...Reverend wrote:If thats all it takes i may as well have a man fuck my squashed spider and get it over with
*offers tits*
If it's gonna make you gay anyway, then better to not have to bite a pillow, no?
And if it doesn't make you gay... Then you just fucked a nice rack.
Win/Win
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Dear god please stop
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Aww... c'mon. Just a a quickie. They're warm...Reverend wrote:Dear god please stop
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Re: Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?
Better question: would it make Mari straight? Or did I just blow (a load all over) your fucking mind?