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Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:44 am
by hipster holocaust
yeah! the coke ones looked like the tonic water ones i just posted, with the white caps
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:52 pm
by Astronaut
this thread is a prime example of why I don't enjoy frequenting this board very often anymore.
too bad I feel the need to stay a little connected for musical interests.
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:56 pm
by Astronaut
maybe I've grown tired of posting hatred daily or maybe it was marriage?
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:58 pm
by Cryptoplasty
noah thirteen wrote:Cryptoplasty wrote:I'm for a universal ban on bringing dogs anywhere in public except dogs parks.
I took Mon/Tues off and went record shopping with my dog on Tuesday, we walked to like 6 different record stores and casually browsed over the course of several hours, by the third place I had to start refusing the treats the staff were offering her because I don't want my little baby getting fat....... rest assured that thread crossed my mind once or twice.......
OK, so I'm a little bias because I hate dogs, dog owners, and everything associated with dogs. My world would be better without dogs, hipsters, vegans, and fat people. You're a hipster dog owner with a fat dog fed by record store owners who are most likely vegan. I guess that means I hate you.
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:59 pm
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
Astronaut wrote:maybe I've grown tired of posting hatred daily or maybe it was marriage?
You don't understand....
Hipsters, Astronaut.
Hipsters.
(leans back in chair with a satisfied look on his face)
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:00 pm
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
Shit just got personal.
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:02 pm
by Cryptoplasty
noah thirteen wrote:My dog is not fat......
I didn't say she was fat. What I meant was there was a
possibility that vegan record store workers could
possibly be making your dog fat. Close enough to a fat dog for me.
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:05 pm
by Cryptoplasty
What a fucking fat ass.....
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:07 pm
by Phritz
post things noah's dog would eat...
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:11 pm
by Cryptoplasty
noah thirteen wrote:Seriously how can you not like dogs? That's like not liking pizza.....
I was obviously raped by one as a little shaver.
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:18 pm
by You Killed Jesus
noah thirteen wrote:Seriously how can you not like dogs? That's like not liking pizza.....
your dog's got a little eye booger there...
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:25 pm
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
ok, ok...theoretical question, noah...you don't have to answer. BUT, if your dog had some sort of disease where she would die unless each day you ate her eye boogers and let the saliva from your mouth mingle with her mucous membranes, would you do it to keep her safe? let's say it had to be special human saliva, because it turns out her disease is one where only the human she has bonded with most can save her...like you'd really have to get in the crevice of her eye with your tongue...would you?
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:40 pm
by You Killed Jesus
noah thirteen wrote:You Killed Jesus wrote:noah thirteen wrote:Seriously how can you not like dogs? That's like not liking pizza.....
your dog's got a little eye booger there...
She had an eye infection...... that photo was when she was 6 months old......
Ehh, she's still a cutie. Love dogs like that, fuck poodles.
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:30 pm
by hipster holocaust
noah thirteen wrote:Like astronaut said, you guys can go fist fuck your own faces...... his words not mine...... I hope you all die.....
you've dignified the existence of this thread with multiple responses, putz
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:18 pm
by monsterod
God damn dogs fucking suck....
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:46 am
by Friendly Goatus
monsterod wrote:God damn dogs fucking suck....
How loud do you scream whenever a dog tries to smell you?
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:29 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
noah thirteen wrote:Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:ok, ok...theoretical question, noah...you don't have to answer. BUT, if your dog had some sort of disease where she would die unless each day you ate her eye boogers and let the saliva from your mouth mingle with her mucous membranes, would you do it to keep her safe? let's say it had to be special human saliva, because it turns out her disease is one where only the human she has bonded with most can save her...like you'd really have to get in the crevice of her eye with your tongue...would you?
What a preposterously ridiculous theoretical situation.....
I'm just trying to gauge your level of commitment. this is a test i put all potential friends to...are you
ethical and full of undying love?
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:01 am
by monsterod
Friendly Goatus wrote:monsterod wrote:God damn dogs fucking suck....
How loud do you scream whenever a dog tries to smell you?
I usually am all like
"Go away." And they get the message. Or I strike them.
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:11 am
by Deleted Account
monsterod wrote:I usually am all like
"Go away." And they get the message. Or I strike them.
Yet, you're here, hitting on a bunch of dogs day in and day out.
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:56 am
by Zerohero
Tony Twist wrote:hipster holocaust wrote:Zerohero wrote:hipster holocaust wrote:Zerohero wrote:Mr. Budd wrote:you younger shavers won't know this, but cokes use to come in these small bottles ya see.
oh shit! i had totally forgotten about these. what were they, 6, 8 oz?
yeah... i think they were 8 oz..
no dude, they were short and fat, with plastic caps
i think some tonic/seltzer water still come in them
Do you mean like these? Haven't seen bottles like these since the 80's/early 90's.
Those are about as olde tymey as Windows XP.
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:19 am
by hipster holocaust
hey, gimme a break, i'm 26
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:24 am
by Tony Twist
Yeah, it's not OLD old, but I was just talking about the bottles themselves, not the product shown. Couldn't find pics of older Pepsi or Coke. Stupid Google.
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:28 am
by Hell-haine
noah thirteen wrote:Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:I'm just trying to gauge your level of commitment. this is a test i put all potential friends to...are you ethical and full of undying love?
Well since you implied we could be potential friends based on my response I will answer honestly and say I would do whatever it took to ensure my little diva is well cared for..... last month that involved following her around with a tupperware container to catch her urine to take to the vet to have screened for a bladder infection, then carrying said urine to the vets office..... she was fine......
what kind of a person gets a dog if they aren't 100% committed to it's care? I don't want to know people like that...... this is not my first dog, my last one died at age 10 2 years ago of a combination of Lupus and hip dysplacia...... I was there with her when we said goodbye..... that's fucking commitment, knowing when your dog is no longer enjoying life and having to pull the plug on your best friend...... having to see her nose spray blood everywhere or having to carry her up and down the stairs every time she needed to pee....
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:33 am
by Hypnagogia
haha, noah's a hypochondriac.
does working in a hospital do that to you?
Re: Hipsters demand right to take crying kids to bars
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:14 pm
by Astronaut
I do not like dogs at all, and I have one. too much time, too much money and too much effort. I've nver understood what people "get" out of taking time to look after something, pick up it's shit and take it out in the cold when it can't converse or reason with you or enjoy a record or a progame. Really the dog is my wife's and when I asked her what she actually gets out of owning a dog she basically looked at me like my dog does when I tell the dog to leave me alone.
