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Bored, Esq. wrote:Don't have anything really cruel said to me but I remember being 21 and fingering my GF at the time, who was 26, and she wasn't really into it so her pussy was dry...I remember asking her, "Is this what happens when you get old?"

Such an asshole.

Pistol Whip wrote:Doing it with some random barfly, put it in her butt, and she turns around all scared and says "oh my god I ate Jalapenos earlier." Didn't see what the big deal was until an hour later I noticed a burning sensation on the tip of my dick. It ended up being a Jalapeno seed that got stuck inside my wang and had to be removed by a doctor with tweezers.


I don't think what she said was mean but fuck this is all i got.

Mari_Mar wrote:

Pistol Whip wrote:Doing it with some random barfly, put it in her butt, and she turns around all scared and says "oh my god I ate Jalapenos earlier." Didn't see what the big deal was until an hour later I noticed a burning sensation on the tip of my dick. It ended up being a Jalapeno seed that got stuck inside my wang and had to be removed by a doctor with tweezers.


I don't think what she said was mean but fuck this is all i got.

Hahahaha!

Pistol Whip wrote:But on a side note she was on the pill so I got to paint her butt walls with all the cum my weiner could vomit.

riley-o wrote:

Pistol Whip wrote:But on a side note she was on the pill so I got to paint her butt walls with all the cum my weiner could vomit.

wait...

wait a minute...

...what ?!

monsterod wrote:I know Mexican chicks get knocked up easily, but...are you really worried about ass-to-vag babies enough to not nut in the butt?

Hell-haine wrote:
I wonder how many guys have STDs here.

delmuerte wrote:We can find out if you like...

Hell-haine wrote:
I wonder how many guys have STDs here.

Pistol Whip wrote:Ugh Leon just wanted to let you know that Raven had a few STD's in her day.

delmuerte wrote:Yeah, I remember her. That's why I used a rubber on that'un.

Pistol Whip wrote:Ugh Leon just wanted to let you know that Raven had a few STD's in her day.

Pistol Whip wrote:Yeah good call because if you hadn't not only would you have been sleeping with her but you would of also been sleeping with members of Moonspell and Shagrath from Dimu.]

Pistol Whip wrote:She can still get preggers if I cum in her ass and the cum drips into her pussy.

delmuerte wrote:Yeah, but I was boffing those fags already.

Pistol Whip wrote:Yeah good call because if you hadn't not only would you have been sleeping with her but you would of also been sleeping with members of Moonspell and Shagrath from Dimu.]

Bored, Esq. wrote:

Pistol Whip wrote:She can still get preggers if I cum in her ass and the cum drips into her pussy.

Honestly, I've never heard anyone say this before. I believe you might be putting us on, old man. Nudge nudge. Have at you!

Pistol Whip wrote:Is it really that unreasonable to think that cum could drip out of a girls anus and into her vagina?

Bored, Esq. wrote:

Pistol Whip wrote:She can still get preggers if I cum in her ass and the cum drips into her pussy.

Honestly, I've never heard anyone say this before. I believe you might be putting us on, old man. Nudge nudge. Have at you!

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:so mari thinks i'm ugly...interesting.

another time i was disrobing and the guy was visibly disappointed by the flop of my pancakes when i took that pushup bra off. i think he's the only one to decide he didn't want to continue going full swing after seeing me partially naked. i mean he didn't say anything, but a look can say a lot hahahah...he was going bald anyway, whatever. pfft...

hahahahaha..