iPhone 5

[Necrometer]

hahaha yes edieyier

[Necrometer]

[Spooky Apparition]

BREAKING NEWS



recorded on her brand new iPhone 4S

brilliant parody. where's the URL for the person she's mocking? she's a doing ross-fantano type thing, right?

[CoconutBackwards1]

BREAKING NEWS



recorded on her brand new iPhone 4S

brilliant parody. where's the URL for the person she's mocking? she's a doing ross-fantano type thing, right?

Hhahaa.

That would make the video a lot less gag-worthy

[fallbacktostone]

that video is such a complex and layered work of art

i mean, she is also literally just walkin down the street too. so many things to take into account here.

what. the. fuck.

[Spooky Apparition]

look at her expression and listen to her tone of voice when she says "consider that" at 0:41. not only does she know she's annoying, but she is eternally conflicted between hating herself and who she is and the compulsion to be a mommy to everyone around her. truly a person destined for suicide.

[copstache]

i think my favorite thing about her is that her videos have an average of 500 views each. i mean, that is nothing. but she carries on like she has some incredible following. just one more layer to her delusion

[fallbacktostone]

she's like the real life version of peanutfreemom on twitter only real life

which makes it worse because its real

[Spooky Apparition]

i think my favorite thing about her is that her videos have an average of 500 views each. i mean, that is nothing.

i like how those 500 views per video are enough for her to reject her anti-consumerism stance just long enough to buy the new iphone for the benefit of her dedicated followers.

JESUS CHRIST

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLiVvNDi ... er&list=UL<

0:14-0:31 i could absolutely walk up to her and punch her in the face right now

[riley-o]

look at her expression and listen to her tone of voice when she says "consider that" at 0:41.

what about the way she says "HOW-ever." the immensity of my desire to beat this broad senseless is actually alarming to me

[fallbacktostone]

i can never finish even the shortest of her videos without stopping at least 2 or 3 times to compose and reflect. she has a very special power because i am rarely if ever moved by anything on the internet in this manner save for when people i know personally don't know how to use the internet properly. i mean this bitch trolls me so fucking hard i can't even.

[fallbacktostone]

i am posting compulsively about her. i only do this when i'm wasted or enthusiastic about something that one brief post can't merely illustrate.

[riley-o]

she really needs to have her own thread and then have someone send her the link once it's up to like 100 replies of people discussing how much extra damage they're going to do to the world in her name and how she's responsible

[Zap Rowsdower]

she really needs to have her own thread and then have someone send her the link once it's up to like 100 replies of people discussing how much extra damage they're going to do to the world in her name and how she's responsible

Start it. Pics will be necessary to prove.

[copstache]

also she has 2000 subscribers, which means less than a quarter of her followers are even paying attention to her

[fallbacktostone]

honestly i feel like this issue is way more explosive than that. i defer back to my defense of fantano in a modified sense in that i just want her poison to get sucked out and die quietly and unnoticed and the less we talk about her the better i'll be in the end. this is just so so so much more volatile than some shitty music reviews and whatnot.

[Spooky Apparition]

what about the way she says "HOW-ever." the immensity of my desire to beat this broad senseless is actually alarming to me

the combination eye raise/brow furrow in the dish soap video has me raging. that's a one-two punch of almost superhuman smugness about dish soap. DISH SOAP

[riley-o]

i'd certainly never suppose that

i guess just the detail and vividness of the visions is a bit shocking

[Necrometer]

portal to animal level

she's like the real life version of peanutfreemom on twitter only real life

which makes it worse because its real

Just made Caleb mommy's famous "PB & J": Portobello Bruschetta & Juicebox.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLiVvNDi ... er&list=UL<

0:14-0:31 i could absolutely walk up to her and punch her in the face right now

GAH the edit-fail double-intro thought I was stuck in an infinite loop for a sec

[riley-o]

honestly i feel like this issue is way more explosive than that. i defer back to my defense of fantano in a modified sense in that i just want her poison to get sucked out and die quietly and unnoticed and the less we talk about her the better i'll be in the end. this is just so so so much more volatile than some shitty music reviews and whatnot.

i think that the more we make examples of these people and turn them into broken shrieking wretches the less likely they are to multiply

but then i remember the prevalence of the simmfoc/dwyer personality type that feeds on any attention at all

[copstache]

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLiVvNDi ... er&list=UL<

0:14-0:31 i could absolutely walk up to her and punch her in the face right now

well i paid like $8 for this huge bottle of dish soap that i've had for two years and it's still half full. and guess what? Dawn has donated millions of dollars towards saving wildlife, you stupid self-righteous whore

[riley-o]

but it's blue

[Ghost Dad]

Who refers to their job as their "part-time job"?! Betcha 100$ she plays tambourine for the sacred dice.

[Chad]

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[riley-o]