Page 50 of 57

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:27 pm
by Introvert
guardianoftheblind wrote:dude erik i weigh 30 more pounds than you
There's no way we are that close.

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:43 pm
by Erik13
elephants gerald wrote:5'1? nah, that's almost certainly a joke. he's not tall. but I've met him...and I'd remember his being miniature
I never met you...

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:21 pm
by godofdeadlydeath
I was 192 yesterday morning. I'm slowly getting there. I ran 3 miles yesterday, lifted today, plan on running 5 miles tomorrow. 10 11 days left in my competition. I'm at about 3.5% lost so far, and the leader is at 4.9%. If I can get down to 185, I'll be at 7.5% lost or thereabouts, so I'm hoping that can win the competition.

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:19 pm
by elephants gerald
well it was probably fucking 2005, dude, and I'm fairly sure that I didn't introduce myself as that guy who will have a chandler avatar in about eight years

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:31 pm
by Erik13
did you have a limp handshake?

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:45 pm
by Gay for Cock
riley-o wrote:Everyone post a picture with your shirt off right now.

:tup:

Erik13 wrote:did you have a limp handshake?
:awesome:

riley-o wrote:If it's just by weight, do a wrestler's weight cut the night before. Easy win
What is this?

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:47 pm
by riley-o

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:03 pm
by Raw Ting
wrestlers are nuts with the cutting. i gotta friend who would rock 3-4 hoodies on running for miles in the heat followed by sauna type shit. crazy stuff. :shock: I could not hang.

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:03 pm
by HASHTHRASH
Erik13 wrote:did you have a limp handshake?

Next time include a trigger warning motherfucker. I'm still traumatized by your limp handshake from 2005, and now I'm having flashbacks.

I even had a conversation with someone last night about limp handshakes and I brought up yours.

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:04 pm
by Gay for Cock
Nice. I like the spitting, pissing and shitting your way to a lower weight method. Classy.

I do remember one of the guys that I knew that was on the wrestling team tell me that he hadn't eaten in a few days because he had to get his weight down for the weigh-in. I'm not sure if they did the dehydration thing too. Probably.

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:11 pm
by riley-o
There's a smart and a stupid way to do it (well, a less stupid and a more stupid way, since it's a fucking crazy stupid thing to do to your body regardless); in a perfect weight cut you really shouldn't be putting your body through the shock of hard exercise with no caloric intake one or two days before a fight. You actually increase your water and salt intake for the four days leading up to it, triggering hormones thinking that it needs to expel more urine, then when you cut the water your body keeps trying to expel the same amount of liquid. Solid 5-10 pounds right there.

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:17 pm
by The Torsion
James Toney. Was making super middle when he weighed 215 two weeks out.

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:50 pm
by soiled depends
godofdeadlydeath wrote:I was 192 yesterday morning. I'm slowly getting there. I ran 3 miles yesterday, lifted today, plan on running 5 miles tomorrow. 10 11 days left in my competition. I'm at about 3.5% lost so far, and the leader is at 4.9%. If I can get down to 185, I'll be at 7.5% lost or thereabouts, so I'm hoping that can win the competition.

who the fuck was asking for your life story, cock breath?

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:35 am
by godofdeadlydeath
soiled depends wrote:
godofdeadlydeath wrote:I was 192 yesterday morning. I'm slowly getting there. I ran 3 miles yesterday, lifted today, plan on running 5 miles tomorrow. 10 11 days left in my competition. I'm at about 3.5% lost so far, and the leader is at 4.9%. If I can get down to 185, I'll be at 7.5% lost or thereabouts, so I'm hoping that can win the competition.

who the fuck was asking for your life story, cock breath?
Fuck off.

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:08 am
by soiled depends
is this a receding hairline competion that you are training for?

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:02 am
by Gay for Cock
What's your weight now, Erik?

I'm down to 162 lbs and I got a copy of P90X( :fp: ) from someone at work last year that I finally started on Tuesday.

I told the husbear that I wanted my before picture to be very Mitchesque. He didn't understand what that meant, so I threw some battery acid in his face and yelled at him to take the god damn picture. I think it came out pretty good.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Image

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:26 am
by pooptastik
holy shit dude! LOOKING GOOD!

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:35 am
by Necrometer
:tup:

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:36 am
by Raw Ting
:tup: looking good. you carry the 165 well, not skinnyfat like mitch. creamcorn49

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:23 am
by ThePhillyExperiment
lookin good stud

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:42 pm
by the awesome Assassin
soiled depends wrote:is this a receding hairline competion that you are training for?

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:02 pm
by Gay for Cock
Says the guy with a receding faceline. :betternotstartanyshit:

I swear it's the Mitch-style photography that's giving me that Johnlapse style hairline. Regardless, I have no aversion to bald men or if I go bald for that matter. 8)

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:40 pm
by the awesome Assassin
I didn't say anything... You really are a women. It's amazing the way you bitch...

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:45 am
by Gay for Cock
You're hardly the huge flake of sand in my vagina, Mitch. You're more like the flake or two of toilet paper that stuck to my labia minora.

Re: The Erik13 weight loss thread.

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:00 am
by Erik13
ThePhillyExperiment wrote:lookin good stud
He sure is. :brokenheart: