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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:A slut, eh? I wouldn't fuck 99.9% of humans, definitely would not intentionally fuck someone that was in a relationship, i go out of my way to remind people to be safe when random sexing, etc...and I'm the slut? Note to self: grow dick, earn respect.

The feeling is mutual. Actually, it's probably closer to 99.999999999999999%.

yeah, i was just trying to be nice. i like to give people false hope, that's what dreams are made of...?

c'mon, being kind isn't hard. it makes people happy. i like posi energy. i like seeing people enjoy life, mostly because i have no clue how to console them...

hugs, guys! rainbows! kitten bellies! broccol1!

Visited the neighbor's tonight... he's recovering from a lengthy hospital stay (flesh eating bacteria-type waiz) and wanted to share some wine & oxycodone. Now I'm drunk as fuck but don't feel all that drunk... more of a body drunk than a mind drumk. Second time this has ahppened.... first was a halloweeny party several years ago... that was a wine drunk as well. Coinkydink? I don't think dso...

fuck you fags

woooooooo

I know you don't mean that... its just thwe alcohol talking...

gettin' there.

your body drunk, get the fuck outta here with that shit

whoop, i'm there.

delmuerte wrote:your body drunk, get the fuck outta here with that shit

What, you don't believe in this phemomenon? Tonight is not as pronounced as that halowwwn party I mentioned, but its true! I don't feel all that buzzed in my head, but if I try to walk I'm bouncing off the walls, ready to fall down. Strange sensations, but I kinda knowe what to expect this time...

different alcohols give me different drunks. saki makes me very body drunk. i can think and articulate fine, but my feet slur all over the floor.....

AY MAN YOUR BODY DIDNT GET DRUNK FOOL YOU FORCED IT UPON IT DICK DONT GET ALL SQUIRRELY

it's like my body stole the buzz i intended for my brain........

All I know is I left the bar after the Rabbits show (which I sat in the other room going "duh" for) because I was too hot and not in a drinkin' mood, totally eliminating any chance I had with the baby hesher (no tattoos! i could smell his freshness from across the room...) that looked all of 15 and was quite possibly eying my old busted self not too shyly. I wanted to rape, but didn't feel like even putting in enough effort to acknowledge I saw him seein' me. I fail at pervery. Alone at home, don't even care to jack off...fuck it...

OH HAAAY

/lurk

about to hammer another beer and crash out. if only i could find some good sleepytime music.......

hammered after the basement show tonight...so I'm allowed to post in this thread...what a thrill... nice day to be an idiot...

Not hammered in the least but I'm dead tired from going out last night so the 6er that I just imbibed (plus a couple at the bar on the way home) have me nice and braindead.

I'm gonnna sleep like a dead baby tonight.....

Introvert wrote:
I'm gonnna sleep like a dead baby tonight.....

pregnant...

dat fuckin dick BETRWEEN MY LEGS

soiled depends wrote:

Introvert wrote:
I'm gonnna sleep like a dead baby tonight.....

pregnant...

Did we not use protection when we hung out in my hotel room????

This thread continually haunts me.

Spooky.

drunk tons of free wine at the conference I am at and just finished scoffing yummy cheese and chatting with rugby league legend Tewara Nikau who was here for some reason - too pissed to chat up conference chicks or let Mrs Palmer loose