Would Tit-Fucking MariMar Make a Dude Gay ?

[smooth]

transsexuals who want to become women =

transsexuals who what to remain ladyboys =

[Gookstorm]

Any dick would be bigger than mine...

I was reading a medical journal study about how gay men statistically seem to have larger penises than straight men accounting for other statistical factors. There seems to be something related to different amounts of testosterone and estrogen at different developmental stages and sufficient amounts of testosterone (counter-intuitively) correlates with average or smaller penises, not larger. Never saw any comparable study for breast size or vaginal depth for women.

Oh, and you stole my line, roundeye.

You need to get caught up on your Paul Verhoeven!

I have no idea why I didn't catch that one before. I've watched almost everything else he's made. Sex & violence defined probably, gotta have it!

[Necrometer]

It actually sucks! As a huge P.V. fan, I would not recommend it.

[Degree Absolute]

I hope Rutger Hauer slaps you across the face

[Necrometer]

I'm all ears on what I missed in that snoozefest...

[riley-o]

hey asshole, i'll have you know my nutsack is firm and shapely and i've received nothing but positive reaction from the fairer sex

cannot verify if they were born the fairer or if they received some sort of surgery to become the fairer sex physically though

[Degree Absolute]

Why? It would be like explaining the love of Christ to a Jew... Yeah it isn't as great as Soldier of Orange or Black Book, but medieval depravity is still fun. Nun getting hacked with a sword, RONALD LACEY was fucking awesome as the Cardinal, hmm... I was pretty drunk both times I watched so that probably played a role. I suppose I just like movies with entirely amoral characters

[Necrometer]

Hahaha, OK OK OK. I've actually never seen SoOrange, I will investigate! I just think F+B would work WAY better as a highlight reel, and I think your sober self can sorta maybe agree with this to some extent.

[Degree Absolute]

Yeah, I can agree with that. Not the greatest Verhoeven fo sho

[NANOplague]

anything sexual involving "mari-mar" would be gay because it's a fucking MALE.

[R A Burpcore]

anything sexual involving "mari-mar" would be gay because it's a fucking MALE.

Hypothetical situation. Suppose you have no idea who s/he was and you just happened to meet at a bar, post penis-to-baginer swap. You have no idea that s/he was born with a dick. You get drunk, you hook up, you get yourself a little slice of man made he-poon. Does THAT make you gay?

[riley-o]

what about if you use the unwanted penis as a lure when shark fishing ? is that moral ?

[NANOplague]

what about if you use the unwanted penis as a lure when shark fishing ? is that moral ?

I don't know about moral, but practical, indeed. Messy also.
The penis would be unwanted by both parties, so it's win-win.

[Degree Absolute]

anything sexual involving "mari-mar" would be gay because it's a fucking MALE.

Hypothetical situation. Suppose you have no idea who s/he was and you just happened to meet at a bar, post penis-to-baginer swap. You have no idea that s/he was born with a dick. You get drunk, you hook up, you get yourself a little slice of man made he-poon. Does THAT make you gay?

I saw that 90210 episode as well. Steve looks like a homo so the answer is yes. Actually I think that episode just involved a transvestite so I'll leave it up to
the experts

[R A Burpcore]

anything sexual involving "mari-mar" would be gay because it's a fucking MALE.

Hypothetical situation. Suppose you have no idea who s/he was and you just happened to meet at a bar, post penis-to-baginer swap. You have no idea that s/he was born with a dick. You get drunk, you hook up, you get yourself a little slice of man made he-poon. Does THAT make you gay?

I saw that 90210 episode as well. Steve looks like a homo so the answer is yes. Actually I think that episode just involved a transvestite so I'll leave it up to
the experts

Paging Dr. Paulo, Dr. Paulo please report to this thread.

[Comrade Slinky]

anything sexual involving "mari-mar" would be gay because it's a fucking MALE.

Hypothetical situation. Suppose you have no idea who s/he was and you just happened to meet at a bar, post penis-to-baginer swap. You have no idea that s/he was born with a dick. You get drunk, you hook up, you get yourself a little slice of man made he-poon. Does THAT make you gay?

You made a mistake but you're gay now.

[R A Burpcore]

anything sexual involving "mari-mar" would be gay because it's a fucking MALE.

Hypothetical situation. Suppose you have no idea who s/he was and you just happened to meet at a bar, post penis-to-baginer swap. You have no idea that s/he was born with a dick. You get drunk, you hook up, you get yourself a little slice of man made he-poon. Does THAT make you gay?

You made a mistake but you're gay now.

[Teufel]

hey asshole, i'll have you know my nutsack is firm and shapely and i've received nothing but positive reaction from the fairer sex

I have seen your nutsack and like Georges St. Pierre, hai ham not impress. Still, it is slightly more feminine than Mari's face.

[Krieg]

anything sexual involving "mari-mar" would be gay because it's a fucking MALE.

Hypothetical situation. Suppose you have no idea who s/he was and you just happened to meet at a bar, post penis-to-baginer swap. You have no idea that s/he was born with a dick. You get drunk, you hook up, you get yourself a little slice of man made he-poon. Does THAT make you gay?

This is not going to happen because he fucking looks like a trannie.

[Mari_Mar]

At least if you're going to go gay, at least have the decency to go for at least an 8 or a 9, rather than a 3.5. I have cold sores that ooze more sex appeal.

You're one to comment on someone's looks you sad sack of stupid fuck.

Those who can, do.

Those who can't, review.

[Mari_Mar]

This is not going to happen because he fucking looks like a trannie.

Aren't you the dipshit that wanted all the trannies banned from the forum? Funny that you keep posting bullshit to attract my attention...

[Reverend]

This is not going to happen because he fucking looks like a trannie.

Aren't you the dipshit that wanted all the trannies banned from the forum? Funny that you keep posting bullshit to attract my attention...

Just like a wow-man to take an insult as a compliment and a compliment as an insult.

[Mari_Mar]

Just like a wow-man to take an insult as a compliment and a compliment as an insult.

Bitch.

[Teufel]

You're one to comment on someone's looks you sad sack of stupid fuck.

Well, well, missy, that's not very ladylike... then again by the looks of you, that goes without saying.

Those who can, do.

Those who can't, review.

You're a brilliant lyricist. Let's admire your body of work;

Custom rigs and racks built to aid her transformation
She'd rather live her life as a household decoration

Rhyming transformation with decoration, very clever!

Paranoid by freedom she prefers her fantasy
To be a sexy chair or table—objectified entirely

I think we'd all prefer if you were a chair or a table. Less yap, more nap.

She spends her days gagged, plugged, and bound
Electrodes zap her hairless mound

Bound and mound? Brilliant! How do you think of this shit? Incredible!

As furniture items in my home
Hung upside down or packed in foam

Home and foam? Oh you clever bastard!

One day I had her teeth removed
Replaced her lips with an inner tube

What the deuce? Removed doesn't rhyme with tube! Shenanigans!

Inflated, they fit extra tight
She licks the rubber with delight

I hope you inject so much silicon into your head that it explodes.

Secure to be a latex object of utility
I augment her condition with intensive surgery

Utility and surgery don't rhyme. Now you're just being a lazy asshole.

Sightless, she took time to discover how she'd been improved
She climaxed when she realized that her arms had been removed

Removing your arms would be a great move, I highly recommend it, then none of us will have to read your drooling mongoloid-like drivel any longer.

[Mari_Mar]

blah, blah, blah...

Keep proving your brilliance you fucking moron...

*facepalm