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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:13 am
by Foot Foot
this is the perfect shitty band.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:50 am
by Necrometer
Tony Twist wrote:These dipshits just don't stop.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=162695

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Guitarist Says New Single Is 'A Direct Response' To Internet Haters - Sep. 1, 2011

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It's anonymous so it's pretty safe to drum up the most horrible stuff you can think of and not have to accept responsibility for it. That's pretty weak. Ivan [Moody, vocals], who is responsible for 99.5% of the lyrics, had originally written them as "I'm Fucking Over It." We told him we weren't sure if he should say that, there's got to be a more clever way of saying the same thing. We tossed around some ideas and came up with "I'm Under And Over It," which actually fits the whole concept of how much work is involved and how we're under a lot of pressure. Even though we enjoy what we do, you can't get away from it. As far as the success of the song, it's now No. 8 on the Active Rock charts after three weeks, so we're very happy with that. It's a pretty aggressive song; we didn't know how it was going to perform at radio. We're really pushing the boundaries which is kind of what we're all about anyway, taking chances.
weakest response ever

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:51 am
by Necrometer
A NEW LEVELLLLLL

OF COVERDENCE


Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:28 am
by riley-o
:lol: :lol: :lol: :fp: :fp:

life kills. hhhhhhh

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:05 am
by Teebore
Pisscubes wrote:I'm stomping around the apartment yelling, "Look at me, I'm Vik, I'm a big fucking fag" and "Fuck you, Chevy JEW!" in a hungarian accent (ok, it's more of a Bella Lugosi impression)
If you sound anything close to Bela(my middle name BTW) you're nailing the accent pretty well my friend.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:35 pm
by Foot Foot
Necrometer wrote:A NEW LEVELLLLLL

OF COVERDENCE

cancel music. there's no where else to go from here.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:39 pm
by copstache
i do like that the takeaway lesson they got from pantera was the useless macho swagger

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:42 pm
by Foot Foot
copstache wrote:i do like that the takeaway lesson they got from pantera was the useless macho swagger
the takeaway lesson my band got from Pantera was that heroin is good for back pain.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:51 pm
by copstache
maybe the next lesson they'll take will involve getting murdered onstage

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:52 pm
by Necrometer
I just hope that singer doesn't die without something awesomely comedic happening with regard to him being outed as a midget,

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:54 pm
by Tony Twist
Necrometer wrote:I just hope that singer doesn't die without something awesomely comedic happening with regard to him being outed as a midget,
Fatal head injury after falling off of a stack of phonebooks.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:14 pm
by copstache
the main difference is that zakk wylde wouldn't play piano in a body of water after he died

i mean he might, but they would be unrelated

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:22 pm
by soiled depends
Eindleburg, if someone shot one of the members of Five Finger Death Punch in the face on stage, would you mourn him as a brother in metal....

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:20 pm
by postaddiction
Necrometer wrote:I just hope that singer doesn't die without something awesomely comedic happening with regard to him being outed as a midget,
Must be this tall to ride

"Yeah, look, bro. I'm head and shoulders above that height line."

"I think they mean without the lifts, Ivan."

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:27 pm
by \m/Johnny\m/
God I missed this place.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:37 pm
by fallbacktostone
i saw a 90 pound soaking wet 18 year old kid the other daying wearing an xl size shirt of this band. it was brand new and the sleeves were still hard and pointing outward and not fitting around his arms and he just looked like he was wearing a giant black grocery bag with some crap written on it.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:50 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
The best are 5 feet tall?

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:15 pm
by father of lies
Man if I was 13 and still had the Satanic Bible in my backpack I'd love these buffoons.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:14 pm
by Whee of the Dead
haha

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:49 pm
by Tony Twist
Pisscubes wrote:Van Gogh died in obscurity and these guys have legions of fans.

I think that whole "only the truly special rise to the top" shit they're spouting has some 'splaining to do.
I don't know, the lead singer seems pretty "special" to me. I kind of get it. Surprised that he's not rolling around in some wheelchair covered in welded on spikes, brass knuckles, and cans of Monster Energy Drink though.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:47 pm
by Toxicarius
dominichorton wrote:i don't think the members of this band could even get into a community college...
I had no idea community colleges set the knobs so high on the doors...

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:25 pm
by Tony Twist
There's too many haters at colleges anyways. People ain't gonna say shit to that dudes face ..........................
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
.................... cause his face is 2 feet below everyone elses.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:41 am
by SHOOTME
Image

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:29 am
by Toxicarius
Bogus. Minimum height requirements for most branches of the US military is 58 inches (51 for the navy). So those uni's are bogus.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:38 am
by From Blintzes to Crepes
SHOOTME wrote:Image
I had no idea that John Travolta's Battlefield Earth character had joined the band.