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Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:51 am
by SHOOTME
Zerohero wrote:Rip Ride
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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Hväänth Byzanthiäm
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Blackened Destructor
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Naberius Sonheillon
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Haha I wish those were real metal bands, especially the last one.

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:27 pm
by SHOOTME
Der Galgen
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Asmodeus
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The Unable (to get signed)
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Coronach
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Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:58 pm
by SHOOTME
Knight of Darkness
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Hollow
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A Theory on Conquest
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Quimera
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Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:37 am
by SHOOTME
Mystical Fire
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Repressor
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Necrass
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Guilgamech
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Stupid nigger...black metal is for whites!

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:41 am
by BUNGVOX
SHOOTME wrote:Mystical Fire
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hey guiz......THE MENTORS called and said they need their hoods for tonight's gig.

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:54 am
by SHOOTME
Mesmerize
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Fear Nature
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Gastrorrexis
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Lamentu
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Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:09 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
SHOOTME wrote:Hollow
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Nothing says DON'T FUCK WITH ME like a University of Wisconsin TAZ sweatshirt and matching red sweatpants.

A Theory on Conquest
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I'm not even doing research, but I instantly assume these dudes are WIGGER/FRIEND SLAM DEATH

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:16 pm
by BUNGVOX
you fucking called it.

total :fp: stuff.

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:20 pm
by Thrashmaster Flash
SHOOTME wrote:Lamentu
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Looked interesting enough for me to Google it. They're actually pretty interesting/not terrible.

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:42 pm
by SHOOTME
Seven Dark Eyes
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White Hott
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Hamelyn
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Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:55 pm
by Toxicarius
SHOOTME wrote:White Hott
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Blondie's about to flash boob if she's not careful.

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:59 pm
by SHOOTME
Heptameron
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Northern Alliance
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Southern Realm
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"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."

Hahaha gimmie a break.

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:00 pm
by SHOOTME
Toxicarius wrote:
SHOOTME wrote:White Hott
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Blondie's about to flash boob if she's not careful.
I'll bet his nipples are white hott!

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:02 pm
by valgalder
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True Buffalo Blackmetal

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:14 pm
by Toxicarius
SHOOTME wrote:Southern Realm
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"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."

Hahaha gimmie a break.
Josh is counting that beer bottle dick red-cap is sporting. Jay is thinking about those early morning drunk trips to Dunkin Donuts and the booze-addled attempts to land donuts in coffee. Chester's dad is part owner of the dry cleaner; Chester is hoping to inherit that slice some day, but little does he know dad has already written him out of the will for being a member of that shit band. And Donovan ran off a few dozen xerox's of a couple of quasi-dirty limericks scribbled back in grade school and placed them on windshields at the local strip mall parking lot, thus contributing to the windblown litter problems with his awful self published poetry prank.

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:20 pm
by BUNGVOX
SHOOTME wrote: Southern Realm
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"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."

Hahaha gimmie a break.
i'll bet donovan wrote their hit song 'stained glasstration'

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:23 pm
by SHOOTME
Asstellyte
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Wretch
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Saboath
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A Dead Calling
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McDonalds Metal!

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:25 pm
by BUNGVOX
SHOOTME wrote:
A Dead Calling
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McDonalds Metal!
this......THIS RIGHT HERE......this is what's wrong with metal.

they should call their band 'shitbird express'

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:36 pm
by SHOOTME
Massenmord
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Santuario
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Phlebotomy
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Pseudopaean
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Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:45 pm
by SHOOTME
Dissaor
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Firth of Damnation
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Apochryphal Revelation
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Arkanun
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Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:58 pm
by SHOOTME
Kapital
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Scream
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Disturbed Angel
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Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:13 pm
by BUNGVOX
SHOOTME wrote: Disturbed Angel
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more like disturbed pedophile.....

hey kid come over to my house i got drums and stuff.

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:24 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
BUNGVOX wrote:
SHOOTME wrote:
A Dead Calling
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McDonalds Metal!
this......THIS RIGHT HERE......this is what's wrong with metal.

they should call their band 'shitbird express'
I kinda thought the dude on the far left was Introvert's unknown spawn, sans goatee. Guy on the far right just recently got that sweet shin tattoo on his right leg. Tardoface just left of center and the spastic drummer just right of center need their heads caved in, in such a manner that Sweet Lord Hitler would shed a tear in orgasmic excitement. Guy in the middle should be strung up by his unused hammer loop on those carpenter jeans and used as a pinata at an MS13 birthday party.

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:27 pm
by BUNGVOX
i think bands that look like that should just kill themselves on stage.

Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:31 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
SUICIDE METALCORE