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Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:51 am
by SHOOTME
Zerohero wrote:Rip Ride
Hväänth Byzanthiäm
Blackened Destructor
Naberius Sonheillon
Haha I wish those were real metal bands, especially the last one.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:27 pm
by SHOOTME
Der Galgen
Asmodeus
The Unable (to get signed)
Coronach
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:58 pm
by SHOOTME
Knight of Darkness
Hollow
A Theory on Conquest
Quimera
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:37 am
by SHOOTME
Mystical Fire
Repressor
Necrass
Guilgamech
Stupid nigger...black metal is for whites!
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:41 am
by BUNGVOX
SHOOTME wrote:Mystical Fire
hey guiz......THE MENTORS called and said they need their hoods for tonight's gig.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:54 am
by SHOOTME
Mesmerize
Fear Nature
Gastrorrexis
Lamentu
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:09 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
SHOOTME wrote:Hollow
Nothing says DON'T FUCK WITH ME like a University of Wisconsin TAZ sweatshirt and matching red sweatpants.
A Theory on Conquest
I'm not even doing research, but I instantly assume these dudes are WIGGER/FRIEND SLAM DEATH
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:16 pm
by BUNGVOX
you fucking called it.
total
stuff.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:20 pm
by Thrashmaster Flash
SHOOTME wrote:Lamentu
Looked interesting enough for me to Google it. They're actually pretty interesting/not terrible.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:42 pm
by SHOOTME
Seven Dark Eyes
White Hott
Hamelyn
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:55 pm
by Toxicarius
SHOOTME wrote:White Hott
Blondie's about to flash boob if she's not careful.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:59 pm
by SHOOTME
Heptameron
Northern Alliance
Southern Realm
"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."
Hahaha gimmie a break.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:00 pm
by SHOOTME
Toxicarius wrote:SHOOTME wrote:White Hott
Blondie's about to flash boob if she's not careful.
I'll bet his nipples are white hott!
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:02 pm
by valgalder
True Buffalo Blackmetal
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:14 pm
by Toxicarius
SHOOTME wrote:Southern Realm
"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."
Hahaha gimmie a break.
Josh is counting that beer bottle dick red-cap is sporting. Jay is thinking about those early morning drunk trips to Dunkin Donuts and the booze-addled attempts to land donuts in coffee. Chester's dad is part owner of the dry cleaner; Chester is hoping to inherit that slice some day, but little does he know dad has already written him out of the will for being a member of that shit band. And Donovan ran off a few dozen xerox's of a couple of quasi-dirty limericks scribbled back in grade school and placed them on windshields at the local strip mall parking lot, thus contributing to the windblown litter problems with his awful self published poetry prank.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:20 pm
by BUNGVOX
SHOOTME wrote:
Southern Realm
"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."
Hahaha gimmie a break.
i'll bet donovan wrote their hit song 'stained glasstration'
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:23 pm
by SHOOTME
Asstellyte
Wretch
Saboath
A Dead Calling
McDonalds Metal!
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:25 pm
by BUNGVOX
SHOOTME wrote:
A Dead Calling
McDonalds Metal!
this......THIS RIGHT HERE......this is what's wrong with metal.
they should call their band 'shitbird express'
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:36 pm
by SHOOTME
Massenmord
Santuario
Phlebotomy
Pseudopaean
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:45 pm
by SHOOTME
Dissaor
Firth of Damnation
Apochryphal Revelation
Arkanun
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:58 pm
by SHOOTME
Kapital
Scream
Disturbed Angel
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:13 pm
by BUNGVOX
SHOOTME wrote:
Disturbed Angel
more like disturbed pedophile.....
hey kid come over to my house i got drums and stuff.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:24 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
BUNGVOX wrote:SHOOTME wrote:
A Dead Calling
McDonalds Metal!
this......THIS RIGHT HERE......this is what's wrong with metal.
they should call their band 'shitbird express'
I kinda thought the dude on the far left was Introvert's unknown spawn, sans goatee. Guy on the far right just recently got that sweet shin tattoo on his right leg. Tardoface just left of center and the spastic drummer just right of center need their heads caved in, in such a manner that Sweet Lord Hitler would shed a tear in orgasmic excitement. Guy in the middle should be strung up by his unused hammer loop on those carpenter jeans and used as a pinata at an MS13 birthday party.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:27 pm
by BUNGVOX
i think bands that look like that should just kill themselves on stage.
Re: metal archives "random bands" part 2
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:31 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
SUICIDE METALCORE