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Homeboy's at retirement age. How hard do you want him to hit??

I'm surprised Ozzy sounds as good as he does, but I'm not impressed with the song. Despite some decent Sabbathy riffs and moments in the song, it mostly just sounds like something off of a recent Ozzy solo album.

If Dio was singing on it I could probably take the song more seriously.

Geezer sounds good.. decent riffs.. but yeah vocals are lazy, and drumming isn't heavy at all. Pretty much what I expected.

hipster holocaust wrote:Homeboy's at retirement age. How hard do you want him to hit??

who are you talking about?

SHOOTME wrote:it mostly just sounds like something off of a recent Ozzy solo album.

you don't really believe that do you?

It isn't total shit. Iommi and Butler are reasonably on point, Ozzy doesn't sound like complete shit, and the drumming is unremarkable enough to provide a nice wave of indifference. This is good enough to convince me to listen to the entire thing at least once when it leaks.

Best case scenario: magic happens and the album has one or two genuinely good songs and bunch of other bullshit that no one gives a shit about beyond a cursory first listen.

Worst case scenario: new song is the best thing on the entire album.

Not bad... though obviously a ton of studio magic went into making Ozzy sound somewhat human.

Those female vocals suck, however.

hipster holocaust wrote:Homeboy's at retirement age. How hard do you want him to hit??

It's not Bill Ward playing drums

i am tempted to go to catch the show at the Gorge in August.

Friendly Goatus wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote:Homeboy's at retirement age. How hard do you want him to hit??

It's not Bill Ward playing drums

Drumming sucks and I can't even begin to imagine how poorly this would be received without autotune.

some real high standards in musical taste in this thread....

I really mean, its so terrible but at least they can tune and time-align ozzy. without that even that douchebag DJ who looks like Guy Fieri and plays selections from LOAD at the 9pm mandatory metallica slot could smell the stench.

BUT AT LEAST SOMEONE DIALED IN A GOOD BASSTONE SO I GUESS I'LL BUY THE $22 CD

BUNGVOX wrote:

SHOOTME wrote:it mostly just sounds like something off of a recent Ozzy solo album.

you don't really believe that do you?

Yes. Some of the song sounds Sabbathy, but Ozzy actually makes the song sound less Sabbathy and more Ozzythy.

Shoenice is correct. Sounds like an OZZY record with like two Sabbathy runs that could have been ghostwritten...

Geeheeb wrote:

Friendly Goatus wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote:Homeboy's at retirement age. How hard do you want him to hit??

It's not Bill Ward playing drums

Drumming sucks and I can't even begin to imagine how poorly this would be received without autotune.

yeah man, if they took the autotune off of the drums then we'd all find out he wasn't playing a drumset at all... he was actually hitting a couple parakeets upside their fat bird heads with a spatula

literally no one is confused by what i typed floatus

Raw Ting wrote:i am tempted to go to catch the show at the Gorge in August.

Haha, me too...

Geeheeb wrote:literally no one is confused by what i typed floatus

JOKES, GEEHEEB

I HAVE THEM

goatus im on fire tonight dont play with fire

I'm on water

dont play with wieners

Perfect vern

1000 points to gryffindor

take your own advice weinerplayer

You two calm down before I send you to your rooms!