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^ complete with pesky will-nots I'm sure...

Either way thanks all for keeping me employed!

I conveniently forgot to mention all the ass was actually my own since I was fatter back then.

That makes a lot more sense. I couldn't imagine any scenario where you would need to be driving chicks back and forth from college on a regular basis.

So the latest in the Volkswagen scandal is that apparently they just ran out of time developing the engine in question and decided to cheat instead. Now that I think about it, that would actually make perfect sense and explain everything else. Bunch of engineers go to their boss and go, boss, we're sorry, but we can't meet those specs you wanted, we need more time. Boss says, we can't do that, I told my boss we'd get it done for this budget. Now I'm gonna get fired, and half of you too, probably. Guy at the end of the table raises his hand and goes, well, we do have this software from Bosch. Then the next guy up the corporate ladder doesn't notice it until it's too late, has to cover it up to save his own ass, and boom, global scandal.

That would also explain why supposedly the current generation of engines is clean, and why the other manufacturers weren't all doing the same thing. How disappointing. I thought this was going to be carmageddon.

spacehamster wrote:So the latest in the Volkswagen scandal is that apparently they just ran out of time developing the engine in question and decided to cheat instead. Now that I think about it, that would actually make perfect sense and explain everything else. Bunch of engineers go to their boss and go, boss, we're sorry, but we can't meet those specs you wanted, we need more time. Boss says, we can't do that, I told my boss we'd get it done for this budget. Now I'm gonna get fired, and half of you too, probably. Guy at the end of the table raises his hand and goes, well, we do have this software from Bosch. Then the next guy up the corporate ladder doesn't notice it until it's too late, has to cover it up to save his own ass, and boom, global scandal.

That would also explain why supposedly the current generation of engines is clean, and why the other manufacturers weren't all doing the same thing. How disappointing. I thought this was going to be carmageddon.

So it's just run-of-the-mill corporate incompetence and not some global conspiracy after all? What a bummer.

Video game development has been preparing you for this for the last few years

riley-o wrote:Video game development has been preparing you for this for the last few years

Hahahahaha.

Selling the condo that I've been living in for 7yrs and it's really not a good fucking time to sell. The thing's been on the market for a couple weeks now and only 1 offer and a handful of second showings have come in.
The day before last I got word of another second showing - someone that was very serious about the place - and I went home to clean it up and make things look presentable when I noticed a stain on the ceiling just outside the entrance to my unit. Turns out the plumbing sprung a leak in the worst possible place and now there's a hole cut in the cieling exposing a weathered piece of copper pipe dripping water on a fluorescent light. And a pail collecting the drips sitting on the floor.

Perhaps this is God speaking to me. Chad?

I think I'm going to be fired.

Being that you still haven't told us what you do, ok.

hipster holocaust wrote:Being that you still haven't told us what you do, ok.

What do you do? Spit in Ross's $0.75 breakfast?

I asked you first.

So not fired but supposedly the whole shift has to stay at work until we've made our sales quota for the day so we could theoretically work a 13 hour shift

Oh yeah, and sales isn't even our primary job

Cascade Whore wrote:Oh yeah, and sales isn't even our primary job

What is?

Joe Buck wrote:

Cascade Whore wrote:Oh yeah, and sales isn't even our primary job

What is?

Taking a shit in your wife's cunt

I bet it's customer service. You seem like the type of guy who has a job where you have to be polite to people who yell at you and give you shit.

How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:I bet it's customer service. You seem like the type of guy who has a job where you have to be polite to people who yell at you and give you shit.

I work with Mitch at job sights. He holds the nails and I swing the hammer.

Did you see a lot of jobs at your last sight?

Sites, excuse me. I was going to say gravel pit where he holds the boulders but I thought that sounded stupider. I made my choice and will live with it.

What's the best cell phone plan you offer?

Shut up mitch.

Joe Buck wrote:What's the best cell phone plan you offer?

I live in the states. Does this help?
http://www.rogers.com/consumer/home

Is your "team" still at work...