thread of audio abominations and various heresies.
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I don't think they're actually out of tune, it's just the effects creating sounds that are out of tune. so I guess it's intentional? it does sound bad though
I'd honestly listen to/watch future islands any day over that lazy bullshit
I'd honestly listen to/watch future islands any day over that lazy bullshit
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Necrometer wrote:
that singer makes me insane
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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Watched the deafheaven, WHAT THE HELL is wrong with people!?!?!?
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God dammit, this is the worst pled kindergarten death metal; did the band have to be all women? I feel (very slightly) bad for how much I hate this garbage.Foot Foot wrote:
Zerohero wrote:shooting cum on that hot chick that is my altar.
doubleblumpkin wrote:Guess who's riding a pig through the jungle
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that cave troll of a singer
and thanks for that ricky martin parody - truly a silver lining
and thanks for that ricky martin parody - truly a silver lining
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an acquitance of mine just booked deafheaven here in november
fucking chipotle metal
fucking chipotle metal
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ex-friend
easily some of the worst lyrics ever?
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
DEAFHEAVEN LYRICS
album: "New Bermuda" (2015)
1. Brought To The Water
Where has my passion gone? Has it been carried off by some lonely driver in a line of florescent light? Has it been blurred together in ribboned patterns on the night? Along the stretch of some unnamed plane, we began again. I saw in your face that we’re the same when we began again. A multiverse of fuchsia and violet surrenders to blackness now. My world closes its eyes to sex and laughter.
2. Luna
Tricked into some fodder about this oasis.
This conversation of new beginning.
Having enlightening talks over common interests. Chained together (forever) to push onto the celebrated platform.
I’ve boarded myself inside. I’ve refused to exit.
There is no ocean for me. There is no glamour. Only the mirage of water ascending from the asphalt. I gaze at it from the oven of my home.
Confined to a house that never remains clean.
To a bed where the ill never get well.
I cough ceaselessly into the night.
The remainder of my humanity is drifting spit through the cold.
Sitting quietly in scorching reimagined suburbia.
3. Baby Blue
I woke in a sweat from a desirous fever in the pocket of yesteryear where faults have fallen to some. I begged not to carry the corpse. To not be a queer fish in unforgiving hearts.
To not be buried in native clay and preserved for cynicism.
I wish to be a pauper in kind eyes. To feel the gravel beneath my knees. To wake in a home.
God had sent my calamity into a deep space from which not even in dreams, could I ever imagine my escape.
4. Come Back
Scrawled into the pavement, again and again. Written on the red stalls in smokey tin.
On the smokey tin, it melts again and again.
On the booths of the round table, again and again.
Drug onto the street and onto the soaking steps, again and again.
Endless debris sifting through static lungs, lingering into every pore
Laced with a bitter face near the dawning of the high and madness of the undertow
We audience who saved our roses. We audience who scoffed at the tears. Ugliness stretching toward the chandelier. Pale with pain
I imagined the overcome and fell to my knees before the endless truth of instability and futility.
Now I know.
5. Gifts For The Earth
I imagine the gracious, benevolent ritual of Death. Grave and porcelain, with baby blue lips and pale pink eyes, descending toward me. Her glowing hands cradled at my head and knees submerging me into waves of icy seas.
I imagine the end.
Then further downward so that I can rest, cocooned by the heat of the ocean floor. In the dark, my flesh to disintegrate into consumption for the earth.
album: "New Bermuda" (2015)
1. Brought To The Water
Where has my passion gone? Has it been carried off by some lonely driver in a line of florescent light? Has it been blurred together in ribboned patterns on the night? Along the stretch of some unnamed plane, we began again. I saw in your face that we’re the same when we began again. A multiverse of fuchsia and violet surrenders to blackness now. My world closes its eyes to sex and laughter.
2. Luna
Tricked into some fodder about this oasis.
This conversation of new beginning.
Having enlightening talks over common interests. Chained together (forever) to push onto the celebrated platform.
I’ve boarded myself inside. I’ve refused to exit.
There is no ocean for me. There is no glamour. Only the mirage of water ascending from the asphalt. I gaze at it from the oven of my home.
Confined to a house that never remains clean.
To a bed where the ill never get well.
I cough ceaselessly into the night.
The remainder of my humanity is drifting spit through the cold.
Sitting quietly in scorching reimagined suburbia.
3. Baby Blue
I woke in a sweat from a desirous fever in the pocket of yesteryear where faults have fallen to some. I begged not to carry the corpse. To not be a queer fish in unforgiving hearts.
To not be buried in native clay and preserved for cynicism.
I wish to be a pauper in kind eyes. To feel the gravel beneath my knees. To wake in a home.
God had sent my calamity into a deep space from which not even in dreams, could I ever imagine my escape.
4. Come Back
Scrawled into the pavement, again and again. Written on the red stalls in smokey tin.
On the smokey tin, it melts again and again.
On the booths of the round table, again and again.
Drug onto the street and onto the soaking steps, again and again.
Endless debris sifting through static lungs, lingering into every pore
Laced with a bitter face near the dawning of the high and madness of the undertow
We audience who saved our roses. We audience who scoffed at the tears. Ugliness stretching toward the chandelier. Pale with pain
I imagined the overcome and fell to my knees before the endless truth of instability and futility.
Now I know.
5. Gifts For The Earth
I imagine the gracious, benevolent ritual of Death. Grave and porcelain, with baby blue lips and pale pink eyes, descending toward me. Her glowing hands cradled at my head and knees submerging me into waves of icy seas.
I imagine the end.
Then further downward so that I can rest, cocooned by the heat of the ocean floor. In the dark, my flesh to disintegrate into consumption for the earth.
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Re: thread of audio abominations and various heresies.
Pretty standard I think
Maybe slightly below average but only just
Maybe slightly below average but only just
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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i move we discuss this band only in The Pigs thread
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JESUS
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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I haven't heard a note of that band, but I just fucking hate that awkward band name soooo much.
A friend of mine in some false fun metal band is buddies with them and he even hates that band name.
A friend of mine in some false fun metal band is buddies with them and he even hates that band name.
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Hahaha, oh man, that band actually manages to suck more than their band name.
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real real bad
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God DAMMIT patlapse!!!
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SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Lyrics:
Want to stand like a man but your legs they are shaking
Thought you knew what to do but your Power was taken
Taken by a force and you wish it was fake, damn
But as real as it gets, it makes you break man
tried not to love, NO, this wasn't working out
Tried not to follow this path, cause it can hurt a lot
Friends told you to know better but you couldn't listen
Your Head's so full of pictures of the past and now you're waging war!
"At war with love"
the deeper you love the more it lurks"
"At war with love"
the harder you fight the more it hurts"
The higher you get, the harder you fall
Thought you were in, but have been out of control
A healing force now rips you apart
Only memories left and deep cut scars
Scattered, shattered, broken glass
And all that remains is a bleeding heart
A bleeding heart is all that remains
Your head's so full of pictures of the past
And now you're waging war!
"At war with love"
the deeper you love the more it lurks"
"At war with love"
the harder you fight the more it hurts"
Want to stand like a man but your legs they are shaking
Thought you knew what to do but your Power was taken
Taken by a force and you wish it was fake, damn
But as real as it gets, it makes you break man
tried not to love, NO, this wasn't working out
Tried not to follow this path, cause it can hurt a lot
Friends told you to know better but you couldn't listen
Your Head's so full of pictures of the past and now you're waging war!
"At war with love"
the deeper you love the more it lurks"
"At war with love"
the harder you fight the more it hurts"
The higher you get, the harder you fall
Thought you were in, but have been out of control
A healing force now rips you apart
Only memories left and deep cut scars
Scattered, shattered, broken glass
And all that remains is a bleeding heart
A bleeding heart is all that remains
Your head's so full of pictures of the past
And now you're waging war!
"At war with love"
the deeper you love the more it lurks"
"At war with love"
the harder you fight the more it hurts"
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Foot Foot wrote:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWLyrics:
Want to stand like a man but your legs they are shaking
Thought you knew what to do but your Power was taken
Taken by a force and you wish it was fake, damn
But as real as it gets, it makes you break man
tried not to love, NO, this wasn't working out
Tried not to follow this path, cause it can hurt a lot
Friends told you to know better but you couldn't listen
Your Head's so full of pictures of the past and now you're waging war!
"At war with love"
the deeper you love the more it lurks"
"At war with love"
the harder you fight the more it hurts"
The higher you get, the harder you fall
Thought you were in, but have been out of control
A healing force now rips you apart
Only memories left and deep cut scars
Scattered, shattered, broken glass
And all that remains is a bleeding heart
A bleeding heart is all that remains
Your head's so full of pictures of the past
And now you're waging war!
"At war with love"
the deeper you love the more it lurks"
"At war with love"
the harder you fight the more it hurts"
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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fatcore. high on fire and crowbar had an obese baby.FVBTVS wrote:
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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caught up on two pages of this thread and i'm
lost and tired
lost and tired
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still more tolerable than that deafheaven post
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was searching for Candiria videos.
also,i'm good with the last three Judas Priest records so I don't really know how to react to something like this.
its obviously garbage, but, such hearty garbage?
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Nightwish clone #34893469078690