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Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:03 am
by NoOpinionButThis
Pisscubes wrote:
I suppose it doesn't matter, but in the name of science I'd like to know if the twink there actually really likes his shorts as a fashion statement or if he just thinks they're really funny and wears them as some sort of joke.
I think they may be at a nude beach being not-nude (and those are clearly underwear), but you should see some of the stuff his boyfriend wears and thinks is really boss. Tutus over patchwork hippie pants with leg warmers on his arms, and other such atrocities. Gay dudes be flaming.
Gross fact spoilered for those who wish to not vomit:
he really, really wanted to fuck my ex boyfriend, so he took us out stripclubbing and drinking at 7am one of the mornings my dude was getting off work...a few latex gloves and flavored condoms later, my then-dude decides he's not bi-curious anymore (as in, "ok...um, this isn't happening again, ok?") and twink still loves buttholes and ding dongs, though admittedly, I'm not the kind of gal to convert a guy that flaming to begin with...I think I actually said, "call me Steve while you fuck my front-butt!" multiple times. At least we all learned something...?
\/ "You're not fooling anyone with that vulva."
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:05 am
by NoOpinionButThis
This is an understatement.
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:41 am
by DR. THRAXX
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:01 am
by Honky Kong 64
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Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:53 pm
by doubleblumpkin
you creepy little bridge troll, neither of those girls is gonna touch your pee pee
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:01 pm
by altars of radness
doubleblumpkin wrote:you creepy little bridge troll, neither of those girls is gonna touch your pee pee
Nah. I bet he spends the afternoon hitting on the cuter one, strikes out, hooks up with the other one and fucks her in the bathroom before she has to go home and wait for her ex to drop off the kids.
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:46 pm
by NoOpinionButThis
which one is the cuter one? are you judging by face or body, because the one on the far left looks to have a better body, maybe the face is 1/10th of a point lower due to the angle/lack of makeup, showing only a mere indentation on the tip of the nose to differentiate her features from the other woman.
Her mouth is closed, so maybe she has snagteef?
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:22 am
by BUNGVOX
they're both garbage.
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:24 am
by fallbacktostone
one looks liek a fraggle and the other looks like karen allen after bathing in virgins bloods
would as a pair
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:21 am
by MeatGrease
NoOpinionButThis wrote:This is an understatement.
This guy needs his windpipe crushed...he laughs like a fucking witch
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:51 pm
by fallbacktostone
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:40 pm
by NoOpinionButThis
MeatGrease wrote:
This guy needs his windpipe crushed...he laughs like a fucking witch
he's one of my tightest bros, you jerk.
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:21 am
by fallbacktostone
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Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:57 pm
by fallbacktostone
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:35 pm
by MeatGrease
I always found FGAS sad and a little depressing
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:02 pm
by doubleblumpkin
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:28 am
by BUNGVOX
DR. THRAXX wrote:
is this some skinny indie wrestler or what?
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:51 am
by NoOpinionButThis
I want to fuck this pakistani kurt cobain until blood is shed. had the chance and was cockblocked by his roommate, a prick that then tried to kiss me. ewwwww. in any case, dude is a hermit/clinical psych major, and I find that bonerworthy. fuck. mark my words, I'm going to bend this dude's dick some day.
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:32 am
by E.E 3.0
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:58 am
by \m/Johnny\m/
Clifford has a stifford... and I can't say I blame him.
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 5:36 pm
by hipster holocaust
hah Cliff is definitely packin'
Or beer gut
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 5:37 pm
by hipster holocaust
Or hernia
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:07 pm
by fallbacktostone
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:55 pm
by Necrometer
Re: people on facebook.
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:01 am
by fallbacktostone
j mascis w daughter
