Fuck You-- Pizza

[Zap Rowsdower]

Same, I fucking love ketchup.

[LolaFaun]

Same, I fucking love ketchup.

On pizza? Are you mad?! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD?!?!?

[Zap Rowsdower]

I was going along with Mr. M.

[\m/Johnny\m/]

I was going along with Mr. M.

Which one?

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Just had a Whole Foods pizza. You could do a lot worse.

not by much

I just picked up this fucking monstrosity from Whole Foods. I don't know if homeboy thought he was doing me a favor or something but he put a shit ton of mozzarella on it. There's like a 2 to 1 cheese to crust ratio. This is what 10 year olds fantasized about in the 80s. Nigh inedible.

[hipster holocaust]

Just had a Whole Foods pizza. You could do a lot worse.

not by much

I just picked up this fucking monstrosity from Whole Foods. I don't know if homeboy thought he was doing me a favor or something but he put a shit ton of mozzarella on it. There's like a 2 to 1 cheese to crust ratio. This is what 10 year olds fantasized about in the 80s. Nigh inedible.

Whole Foods pizza though

[jen said destroy]

Who the hell eats pizza at Whole Foods?

[Broken Into Pieces]

EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO does, apparently

[pooptastik]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

i kinda hate eating pizzas these days because i've been spoiled by Rosa's Pizza. Everything else tastes shitty and i only regret wasting money and appetite whenever i eat pizza anywhere else.

[hipster holocaust]

Paulo I gotta get you and some reee-heads together take everyone on a tour of my old neighborhood in Ridgewood. I don't think you're talking about the Rosa's on Fresh Pond and Metropolitan but when my buddy ate penne a la vodka pizza there he was so happy afterward I thought he was literally gonna cry.

[pooptastik]

LET'S DO THIS. PLEASE!

I'm talking about the one in Fresh Pond, I've never been to the one in Maspeth.

[fallbacktostone]

that looks so simple and incredible

[hipster holocaust]

that looks so simple and incredible

The place Paulo and I are talking about is fucking LEGENDARY. Some people come in from different states (me included).

And a plain slice there is still $2.50 if my memory serves me correctly

[pooptastik]

that looks so simple and incredible

so simple that so many fuck it up.

that grandma is just perfectly balanced from crust, sauce to cheese ratio.

[Necrometer]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

i kinda hate eating pizzas these days because i've been spoiled by Rosa's Pizza. Everything else tastes shitty and i only regret wasting money and appetite whenever i eat pizza anywhere else.

looks awesome

if I'm ever tricked back to NYC I will eat that

and then all of these:

[hipster holocaust]

You can get that shit at any gay artisan place down the street from your current apartment. Over here get a god damn bagel for 75 cents. Including butter.

[Necrometer]

I'm not about to berate others for their inferior taste in cookies because it'd consume all my free time, so I'll leave it at

[hipster holocaust]

Listen bucko, I'm sure those cookies taste like god's money shot in your mouth, but around these parts you get the good shit that you can't get anywhere else. Pizza, bagels, Chinese food. You won't see me going to San Francisco with the hopes of scoring some decent Italian bread.

[Necrometer]

there's plenty of this pizza that's better than your precious NYC pizza, so just let it go already...

[hipster holocaust]

How are we going to scientifically tuck this into bed without tasting each other's shit? Come on dude.

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Just had a Whole Foods pizza. You could do a lot worse.

not by much

I just picked up this fucking monstrosity from Whole Foods. I don't know if homeboy thought he was doing me a favor or something but he put a shit ton of mozzarella on it. There's like a 2 to 1 cheese to crust ratio. This is what 10 year olds fantasized about in the 80s. Nigh inedible.

Whole Foods pizza though

That post was about how shitty it was. Never again.

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

How are we going to scientifically tuck this into bed without tasting each other's shit? Come on dude.

I bring no science to this. But I've been to New York and many other places. It's not like NY is overwhelmingly good across the board. Every major city has some outstanding places, and a lot of shitty ones. There were places in NY that were absolute shit compared to some I've had in San Francisco.

[Necrometer]

The pic I quoted is seriously the first thing that presented a glimmer of hope that I might enjoy any NYC pizza again after being so terribly disappointed a decade ago or whenever.

[ghost boner]

everything in new york is gay

[fallbacktostone]

who is claiming ny has good burritos?