neckbeard wrote:Hell-haine wrote:pleasuretokill wrote:Hell-haine wrote:My manager, sitting at her computer:
"Helene! Helene! Come and look at this, I need to show you something!!!"
"Hmmm Yes?"
"Look look, you need to see this, look, with my cursor I am highlighting this sentence OK?"
"Mmmm'K"
"Then I right-click and select COPY..."
"All right"
"Then I open a new document and select PASTE" (Big smile on her face)
"Yes... I see. OK and?"
"There! We can copy and paste something!!!!!!!!!!!! What a gain of time right???!!! Haha that's great!"
Looks at me and wonders why I have this
look on my face.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. This is your
manager??
... I know
To her defense she is a working machine, strong woman who works 60 hours a week and can do entire floor moves with a little finger.
But, yeah, I died a little on the inside after this anecdote.
Well, she probably just cut her week down to 50 hours.
Related Story:
I was designing a business-to-business website that allowed the design company I worked for to create packaging for a nut company. There would be a lot of people working from both places using the site, but I was really only dealing with one person over at the nut company during development. This was only last year, so I designed the website to fit perfectly on what is basically the new web standard 1024 by 768 screen resolution. So, I had the entire completed. It was great. It worked. Everyone at the design company was happy with it. Almost everyone at the nut company was happy with it...except for the nut lady that I was working with during development.
When the nut lady had a look at it, she was PISSED. She basically called me a liar for not adding some of the functionality to the site that she demanded. I was pissed because I know for a fact that I added it. In fact, I took screenshots to prove that it was there and I sent it to her.
Her reply: "WELL, I DON'T SEE THAT!"
My reply:
Her reply: "I ONLY THIS BUTTON, THIS BUTTON, AND THIS BUTTON"
My reply: "...is there a scroll bar at the bottom of the browser window?"
Her reply: "..., ..., ...,
...
um, yes"
My reply: "Scroll right"
Her reply: "...
oh..."
Turns out, she was the only one in both companies still using a 800 by 600 screen resolution. Because of that, I was forced to completely redesign the look of the site. The bright side of it was that it kept my contract job going another few weeks.