I HATE the little cartoons & descriptions on that page
don't call 10 g of dried fruit a smoothie thx
"jam doughnut" =
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
raspberry strings, almond slivers, raspberry infused cranberries and sponge pieces
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:18 pm
by Black Jacques
I seriously can't watch him for more than 5 seconds... The perpetual shortness of breath. Fuck. From time to time I ride the elevator with a lawyer who has a rasp in his wheezy breath and all I want to do is end it all for him. How the fuck do people live like this.
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:23 pm
by zombiehead
we should start a kickstarter to get a motorized cart
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:25 pm
by Black Jacques
...that's set on auto pilot for a wood chipper
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:25 pm
by copstache
Necrometer wrote:this shit is basically airplane food mailed to your house?
I HATE the little cartoons & descriptions on that page
don't call 10 g of dried fruit a smoothie thx
"jam doughnut" =
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
raspberry strings, almond slivers, raspberry infused cranberries and sponge pieces
I got a promo code for them so I had a sub for a little while. despite being hilariously pretentious for a fucking snack company, at least the food was pretty good
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:26 pm
by FVBTVS
Black Jacques wrote:I seriously can't watch him for more than 5 seconds... The perpetual shortness of breath. Fuck. From time to time I ride the elevator with a lawyer who has a rasp in his wheezy breath and all I want to do is end it all for him. How the fuck do people live like this.
yeah now that you point it out i was never able to narrow it down but the pinched lack of oxygen in his voice is really quite unnerving after a while..
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:11 pm
by copstache
oh shit you guys
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:12 pm
by copstache
"makes sense because i'm a fucking fat fuck"
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:19 pm
by RY4N
that fucking hat
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:23 pm
by Erik13
I want to fight this kid so bad
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 1:12 pm
by Necrometer
RY4N wrote:that fucking hat
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:29 am
by Geeheeb
Erik13 wrote:I want to fight this kid so bad
hahahahahaha
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:32 am
by Geeheeb
3:22 pretty sure he is mocking you with that "paaakin laht" shit.
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:58 pm
by Erik13
He's only two towns away...I'll find him
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:13 pm
by Cascade Whore
Erik13 wrote:He's only two towns away...I'll find him
What are you gonna do, bleed on him?
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:32 am
by Erik13
Re: The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos