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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:MY FUCKING BROTHER IN-LAW

After my dealings with DLF, I'm starting to think my B-I-L is autistic. He has absolutely zero social/relationship skills. The worst part of it is, I have to work with him every fucking day. I hired him to work in the office a couple years back, based on his I.T. skills (I always end up fixing shit myself, btw), and I haven't had the heart/balls to let him go. I could post about him every day in the Dumb Things Heard At Work thread, but I think I'm gonna start venting in here instead.

I started bringing my lunch to work recently to save a few bucks. Instead of portioning out my chips in little baggies, I just buy a big bag, and leave it at work for the week. This morning he walks into my office with my bag of chips, scarfing them down, and fucking complaining about them in the process... "I really don't like these baked chips" as he shovels another handful into his stupid mouth.

"Then don't eat them!" I say. He walks out laughing, still eating my chips. I walk out following him and say "Dude... seriously, I hope there's enough left for me to have with my sandwich for lunch"

"There's plenty. I'll make sure I leave enough"

Lunch time rolls around, I get my sandwich from the fridge, and start looking for my chips. I find the bag rolled up on the counter, and there's about 2 tablespoons of bran flake size crumbs in the bag. He's watching me the whole time and says "I told you there was enough!"

I crumple up the bag, throw it in the trash, and say "you're a fucking idiot", to which he giggles.

I swear to God I'm so fucking pissed right now I could shoot him.

I'm gonna start posting every time he does something autistic.

ErikTeethoftheDivine wrote:sounds like your BIL and my two BIls would get along

one is 32, 450lbs, married (to another 400lb-er) with a (giant) kid and no real job. still makes his family xmas presents and cards and gives out hand written coupons for presents he will make later. (which he never does) that was cute when you were 8.

He tried to start a photography studio (after getting kicked out of photography school- how hard is that?) a few years ago from his basement- that year he gave the whole family 'free sitting' coupons.

this year i took the family to get a family photo- he sent us a bill

i busted out the 3 year old free sitting coupon....


the other BIL is a 43 year old divorced alcoholic who thinks he 21 ans still hits his parents up for gas and cigarette money when hes always dropping his kid off for his parents to watch ON HIS WEEKEND with the kid

sorry for the rant- but they make me rationally angry i guess

Zap Rowsdower wrote:Coming home to realize the $6 deodorant you bought is that non-antiperspirant blue gel shit and not the stuff that will prevent your pits from barkin'

Blair wrote:- supercharged, spotlight-bright bicycle headlights

- rear bike lights that blink in a hypnotizing pattern

Pisscubes wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote:People who feel the need to correct other people's grammar in conversation.

The grammar snobbery has really gotten completely out of hand.

Pisscubes wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote:People who feel the need to correct other people's grammar in conversation.

The grammar snobbery has really gotten completely out of hand.

Geeheeb wrote:

Blair wrote:- supercharged, spotlight-bright bicycle headlights

- rear bike lights that blink in a hypnotizing pattern

guilty of both

ghost boner wrote:thats the only way you can ride a bike drunk at night, man!