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by riley-o » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:48 am
got the pyromancy trophy and finished siegmeyer's storyline right to the end tonight
don't open if you don't already know and don't want to know how that storyline ends
AFTER ALL THAT WORK HE FUCKING ENDS UP HOLLOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
c'mon big guy no
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by riley-o » Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:00 am
Spooky Apparition wrote: the souvenirs of reprisal. supposedly you can farm those from the flying enemies in the painted world, but i just kept spamming the blue orb as i was progressing and invaded a lot of chumps who were at lower levels than me.
yeah this shit fucking
sucks
i've gotten ONE
when i invaded a dude's world who was already in the middle of an online battle and he died right when i showed up
everyone else has had two summoned dudes with him
fucking so painful
just now discovered you can farm them pretty easily from crow demons and very thankful
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:28 pm
I have been trying for an hour to jump the gap to the vendor atop Sen's Fortress, something I have done hundreds of times, and it is not fucking possible. I have felt since playing this again that they fucked up the speed of the character with the latest update and now it's impossible to reach the vendor because of it
WHAT THE FUCK
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by riley-o » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:31 pm
what do you need to get over there for ?
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:32 pm
to buy all of the green titanite in the universe
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by riley-o » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:37 pm
you don't have anor londo dude unlocked yet ?
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:38 pm
no because I can't beat the boss in Sen's Fortress because I can't jump the fucking gap to kill ogre tossing those fireballs either
this is some shit right here
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by riley-o » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:42 pm
no arrows ?! there's a ton of sniper spots to kill that gentleman
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:44 pm
Arrows? yea right get real, also this is about the principle of a jump that was easily obtainable before
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by riley-o » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:45 pm
i actually find the jump a lot easier now after the update..
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:46 pm
yea well if you don't kill that guy then he is repeatedly throwing fire on your ass the entire boss fight
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:47 pm
my character literally jumps downward
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:51 pm
Magick Sam wrote: yeah I beat the boss that way
WHY CAN'T YOU
probably because my character is still at level noob having only beat the necessary foes to open sen's fortress so I could obtain green titanite to max my fucking double divine claws god damnit now I need answers as to why they fucked with my leaping abilities
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by riley-o » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:53 pm
hey man have you checked your equipment burden limits
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:54 pm
I'm in a loincloth wearing claws
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by riley-o » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:58 pm
if you go over 25%, 50% and 75% of your equipment burden it changes your rolling animation
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:59 pm
5.8/91.5 nigga did you not just hear me
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by riley-o » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:01 pm
if you level up you can increase your endurance stat to increase your equipment burden maximum !
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:02 pm
I will end you
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:13 pm
who's the guy in anor londo who sells my shit?
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by riley-o » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:17 pm
the boss weapon maker dude
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by The Schwartz » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:32 pm
some actual help tells me that dexterity increases the speed and distance of rolls
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by riley-o » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:02 pm
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by Ghost Dad » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:11 pm
Rush em with the black knight sword two- handed?
hipster holocaust wrote:
What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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by riley-o » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:14 pm
that's like the advice i was giving schwartz
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