The Dark Souls Thread

[riley-o]

got the pyromancy trophy and finished siegmeyer's storyline right to the end tonight

don't open if you don't already know and don't want to know how that storyline ends

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

AFTER ALL THAT WORK HE FUCKING ENDS UP HOLLOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

c'mon big guy no

[riley-o]

the souvenirs of reprisal. supposedly you can farm those from the flying enemies in the painted world, but i just kept spamming the blue orb as i was progressing and invaded a lot of chumps who were at lower levels than me.

yeah this shit fucking sucks

i've gotten ONE

when i invaded a dude's world who was already in the middle of an online battle and he died right when i showed up

everyone else has had two summoned dudes with him

fucking so painful

just now discovered you can farm them pretty easily from crow demons and very thankful

[The Schwartz]

I have been trying for an hour to jump the gap to the vendor atop Sen's Fortress, something I have done hundreds of times, and it is not fucking possible. I have felt since playing this again that they fucked up the speed of the character with the latest update and now it's impossible to reach the vendor because of it

WHAT THE FUCK

[riley-o]

what do you need to get over there for ?

[The Schwartz]

to buy all of the green titanite in the universe

[riley-o]

you don't have anor londo dude unlocked yet ?

[The Schwartz]

no because I can't beat the boss in Sen's Fortress because I can't jump the fucking gap to kill ogre tossing those fireballs either

this is some shit right here

[riley-o]

no arrows ?! there's a ton of sniper spots to kill that gentleman

[The Schwartz]

Arrows? yea right get real, also this is about the principle of a jump that was easily obtainable before

[riley-o]

i actually find the jump a lot easier now after the update..

[The Schwartz]

yea well if you don't kill that guy then he is repeatedly throwing fire on your ass the entire boss fight

[The Schwartz]

my character literally jumps downward

[The Schwartz]

yeah I beat the boss that way

WHY CAN'T YOU

probably because my character is still at level noob having only beat the necessary foes to open sen's fortress so I could obtain green titanite to max my fucking double divine claws god damnit now I need answers as to why they fucked with my leaping abilities

[riley-o]

hey man have you checked your equipment burden limits

[The Schwartz]

I'm in a loincloth wearing claws

[riley-o]

if you go over 25%, 50% and 75% of your equipment burden it changes your rolling animation

[The Schwartz]

5.8/91.5 nigga did you not just hear me

[riley-o]

if you level up you can increase your endurance stat to increase your equipment burden maximum !

[The Schwartz]

I will end you

[The Schwartz]

who's the guy in anor londo who sells my shit?

[riley-o]

the boss weapon maker dude

[The Schwartz]

some actual help tells me that dexterity increases the speed and distance of rolls

[riley-o]

god damn four kings in NG++

[Ghost Dad]

Rush em with the black knight sword two- handed?

[riley-o]

that's like the advice i was giving schwartz