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got the pyromancy trophy and finished siegmeyer's storyline right to the end tonight

don't open if you don't already know and don't want to know how that storyline ends
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AFTER ALL THAT WORK HE FUCKING ENDS UP HOLLOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

c'mon big guy no

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Spooky Apparition wrote:the souvenirs of reprisal. supposedly you can farm those from the flying enemies in the painted world, but i just kept spamming the blue orb as i was progressing and invaded a lot of chumps who were at lower levels than me.
yeah this shit fucking sucks

i've gotten ONE

when i invaded a dude's world who was already in the middle of an online battle and he died right when i showed up

everyone else has had two summoned dudes with him

fucking so painful

just now discovered you can farm them pretty easily from crow demons and very thankful
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I have been trying for an hour to jump the gap to the vendor atop Sen's Fortress, something I have done hundreds of times, and it is not fucking possible. I have felt since playing this again that they fucked up the speed of the character with the latest update and now it's impossible to reach the vendor because of it

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what do you need to get over there for ?
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to buy all of the green titanite in the universe
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you don't have anor londo dude unlocked yet ?
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no because I can't beat the boss in Sen's Fortress because I can't jump the fucking gap to kill ogre tossing those fireballs either

this is some shit right here
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no arrows ?! there's a ton of sniper spots to kill that gentleman
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Arrows? yea right get real, also this is about the principle of a jump that was easily obtainable before
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i actually find the jump a lot easier now after the update..
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yea well if you don't kill that guy then he is repeatedly throwing fire on your ass the entire boss fight
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my character literally jumps downward
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Magick Sam wrote:yeah I beat the boss that way

WHY CAN'T YOU
probably because my character is still at level noob having only beat the necessary foes to open sen's fortress so I could obtain green titanite to max my fucking double divine claws god damnit now I need answers as to why they fucked with my leaping abilities
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hey man have you checked your equipment burden limits
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I'm in a loincloth wearing claws
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if you go over 25%, 50% and 75% of your equipment burden it changes your rolling animation
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5.8/91.5 nigga did you not just hear me
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if you level up you can increase your endurance stat to increase your equipment burden maximum !
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who's the guy in anor londo who sells my shit?
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the boss weapon maker dude
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some actual help tells me that dexterity increases the speed and distance of rolls :brule:
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god damn four kings in NG++

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Rush em with the black knight sword two- handed?
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that's like the advice i was giving schwartz
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