Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms

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suck the fucking dark out of that spot on her thigh slink you depraved whore
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Anything she wanted sucked, jostled. dust bustered, jimmied or carved off and hauled away I would endeavour to undertake/facilitate the expeditious completion of any sort of request the fair madam might ask of me.
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I'm truly at a loss for why i don't hate your guts, Slinky :rhug:
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riley-o wrote:I'm truly at a loss for why i don't hate your guts, Slinky :rhug:
Her face is perfectly fine, but she looks like she's melting from the ribcage down.
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Wormholegenerator wrote:
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, SAYS FEMINIST:
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godamnit

i only 30 seconds of that song and i already know its going to be stuck in my head till sunday :evil:
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Necrometer wrote:
Wormholegenerator wrote:
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, SAYS FEMINIST:
http://feministing.com/2014/08/06/why-m ... id=2748167
that's because it's not about acceptance. it's not about equality. it's not about rights. it's not about anything except being addicted to being the victim, even if you have to oppress yourself to do it.

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She isn't even that fat by nowadays standards.
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should definitely check her not-even-that-fat privilege
copstache wrote:that's because it's not about acceptance. it's not about equality. it's not about rights. it's not about anything except being addicted to being the victim, even if you have to oppress yourself to do it.

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copstache wrote:listen. i'm going to do you all a favor here and just put this in a spoiler.
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copstache wrote:listen. i'm going to do you all a favor here and just put this in a spoiler.
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Oh jesus, that's a Pokemon cosplay, isn't it?
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how do fats get so fat?
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FVBTVS wrote:how do fats get so fat?
Sugar.
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Heart Attack Grill Owner's Message: "You're Fat, Lose Some Weight"

http://gawker.com/heart-attack-grill-ow ... 1618374092

:lol:

He makes a killing off of what he hates. This man is my hero.
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I think I was going :awesome: for some content in every paragraph. Ends with him wanting his daughter to have the smae sentiments while inheriting his business :moreawesome:
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Dead at 46. Surprising.
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What's the cause of death, did one of his chins finally eat his face?
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/3 ... ?bffbstyle
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you have to love the usage of 'real women' all the time
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Gun holsters.
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spacehamster wrote:Saddle bags
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Introvert wrote:
spacehamster wrote:Sad bags
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i love how tiny her forearm is. the only exercise she gets is feeding herself
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