Post in this thread if you're drunk.

iEd · Post by **iEd** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:04 am

I ufuckingi hate you nigorache

From Blintzes to Crepes · Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:56 am

drunk watching Conan. Doin' man shit ova hurr.

From Blintzes to Crepes · Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:57 am

GODDAMMIT EH_D YOU BETTER PARTY CAUSE IF AT NOTHING ELSE IT'S LEON AND BROKE ELBOW RHYDIAN'S BIRTHDAYS.

crunchermcnut · Post by **crunchermcnut** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:40 am

Allright, fuck it.

james · Post by **james** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:31 pm

Bout to try to put a hurting on the shit in my fridge.

james · Post by **james** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:41 pm

14 cans of Yuengling, 3 PBR tallboys, and one plastic container of Swedish Fish the lady brought over here one weekend.

NP: Cat Rapes Dog - FUCK NATURE

Gay for Cock · Post by **Gay for Cock** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:42 pm

Must have been something crazy if imageshack took it down. Are you killing hookers and putting them in the fridge again?

james · Post by **james** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:45 pm

I'm trying to but I'm only one tallboy in and it's too cold. It hurts my teeth.

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:46 pm

james wrote:I'm trying to but I'm only one tallboy in and it's too cold. It hurts my teeth.

Damnit, Jame.....

james · Post by **james** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:49 pm

To be honest I have a giant broken tooth in the back of my head, it's very sensitive to sudden chills. It also smells real bad. I have to get it removed soon, or I might have a stroke!!!

But it usually only slows me down for the first few beers. But Streven is putting a lot of pressure on me.

Geeheeb · Post by **Geeheeb** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:52 am

LOL DON'T PUSH IT BYOND YER MEEMZ STEVE

John Jr. · Post by **John Jr.** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:42 am

when i had this issue, i just tied my dick in a knot around my front belt-loop. pants stay up, shotgun gets shot, asscheeks experience a cool breeze.

father of lies · Post by **father of lies** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:14 pm

holy shit i haven't heard cat rapes dog in like 2035820538 years

Lord Bored · Post by **Lord Bored** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:09 pm

Streven Adler wrote:
Geeheeb wrote:LOL DON'T PUSH IT BYOND YER MEEMZ STEVE
i'm not appreciating you right now, kevin.

I think he was trying to say he's drunk.

V1X13 · Post by **V1X13** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:49 pm

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:02 pm

just got back from three and a half hours of pints after work. I have no right to post in this thread. Me not drunk.

delmuerte · Post by **delmuerte** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:24 pm

tutankha...buffalo

The Torsion · Post by **The Torsion** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:21 pm

Fuck you and youur buyllshit fancy whiskey fagg bullshit. I drink gin like a fucking englishman wh doesen't give a fuck. Someone fetch me a gypsy wench with ample bosom and rump for thrusting.

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:52 pm

Whiskey is a gentleman's drank. Gin is for hipsters and prostitutes.

Lord Bored · Post by **Lord Bored** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:12 pm

I drank gin for almost an entire year once. No vodka, no whiskey. I don't know what the fuck that was about.

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:15 pm

Was it to dull the pain of having to sell your body to make a living?

Lord Bored · Post by **Lord Bored** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:16 pm

Friendly Goatus wrote:Was it to dull the pain of having to sell your body to make a living?

Yes.

But outside of that...what I meant is that I only drank gin that year, no other kind of alcohol. WTF?

I blame society.

Toxicarius · Post by **Toxicarius** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:26 pm

Tonight's drink of choice: woodka. I useded to knowe a gui who pronounced vodka that way, and in his honor (he may be dead for all I knowe... haven't heard from/about him in many a year) I'll say woodka as I sip some cheap ass rotgut woodka. Tastes just the same as that expensive premium VODKKKA, so might as well rot them guts and save some drunkbux...

hic

Assplay!!! · Post by **Assplay!!!** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:38 pm

I'm eating a slice of smoked gouda cheese. I just got back from seeing Cap'n Jazz again and having a couple beers after. i only ate breakfast today. I'm hoping this slice of cheese will solve all of my problems.

triple clutcher v2.5b · Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:44 pm

two bars and a drunken jaunt around a grocery store later, I'm pretty sure I'm going to regret the fuck out of tonight tomorrow morning.

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